Lady GaGa apparently fantasizes about a Jonas Brothers gang-bang, PopCrunch reports:
The 23-year-old “Love Game” singer — a former NYC exotic dancer- is a huge fan of the brothers from neighboring New Jersey — and she’s not at all put off by the persistent presence of the promise rings Kevin, Nick, and Joe wear to stay chaste until marriage.
“I love The Jonas Brothers, they’re very talented. I met them once. I’d like to have a foursome with them.”
Great, these kids already think having premarital sex will cause the Baby Jesus to ground them from Nintendo, and now Lady Gaga wants to trap them in a room with her naked body. Horrible idea. They could probably be molested by their own father in a cowboy outfit and walk away less psychologically scarred.
daryl | June 2, 2009 at 3:29 pm
total joke. first
lulu | June 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm
skank
Earn$100 Per Day with PPC | June 2, 2009 at 3:37 pm
just threw up in my mouth!
Where's Darkwing Duck? | June 2, 2009 at 3:38 pm
UGLIEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DARK SPOT BETWEEN HER LEGS?
Adam | June 2, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Attention whore that needs to be shot. Now.
Kevin | June 2, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I agree what is that dark spot near her vag?
Superbiggerevil | June 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@ #6 – It’s probably the top of one of those Jonas Brothers heads. He’s trying to make a break for it.
Richard McBeef | June 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Marilyn Manson always looked better with black hair.
Randal | June 2, 2009 at 4:01 pm
If such a thing did come to pass, it would be an explosion of musical talent from which shock waves of lyrical mastery would emanate to engulf the earth with top hit single after top hit single.
It certainly would rock the musical industry to its knees but I don’t think everyone is ready for that just yet.
Randal
Mallory | June 2, 2009 at 4:06 pm
She’s so gross.
She tries so hard to be unique and different… but she’s just gross and dumb. Her style kills me. Can you say ATTENTION WHORE?!?!?!?
havoc | June 2, 2009 at 4:11 pm
She’s a three-holer for sure…..
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RichPort's Ghost | June 2, 2009 at 4:22 pm
She looks lost… like Randal’s comments on most of these threads…
nicefrenchgurl | June 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm
she should get a bikini trim
Papahotnuts | June 2, 2009 at 4:29 pm
If I were a Jonas brother, I would book a ticket on the next Air France flight from Brazil heading toward a thunderstorm.
Too soon?
kat | June 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm
um wow, papahotnuts -
ur a fuckin douche.
ur name says it all, u dumb fuck
mikeock01 | June 2, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Judy Jetson …Crack Whore
nomaid | June 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm
if that will ever come to happen, the traffic from that porn on the internet will probably cause one world-wide server explosion
Papahotnuts | June 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm
kat- I apologize if a family member of your was on that flight. But think of the sky miles the airline is gonna throw your way for compensation. You can finally take that trip to Maryland and have your marriage be recognized as more than a civil union. You see, out of tradegy, many blessings are born.
Shallow Val | June 2, 2009 at 5:00 pm
One of those Jonas Brothers is ugly as sin. I guess he’ll be the one coming in through the backdoor so she doesn’t have to look at his mug.
ROUGH daddy | June 2, 2009 at 5:28 pm
She probably wants to strap it to these underage purists…curb your fantasies GAGA….
joe blow | June 2, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Wow, one of his testicles is hanging out…
:( | June 2, 2009 at 6:04 pm
She is completely revolting.
Uncle Eccoli | June 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
She is fucking disgusting.
lisa | June 2, 2009 at 6:20 pm
dirty slut
alfalfa | June 2, 2009 at 6:34 pm
She is so shocking. I am constantly shocked by her wearing underwear in public and saying outrageous things.
Yoda | June 2, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, is that a testicle hanging out?
music video lyrics | June 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm
thanxxx, soo sexyy singerr myy sexyxx
Woolcifer | June 2, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Does she ever change that ugly fuckin’ outfit? Jeezsch.
Woolcifer | June 2, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Does she ever change that ugly fuckin’ outfit? Jeezsch.
Charley Kane | June 2, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Ugly, untalented and sexually sick – what a waste of space.
Dirk the Impailer | June 2, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Why, oh why, does she want to turn the boys gay?!?!?!?!?
Stumpnasty | June 2, 2009 at 8:19 pm
wow #21 you just made my day lol
KingDaddy | June 2, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Is that Lady Caca Vaggina hanging out? Its cool, its probably big…wide
KingDaddy | June 2, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Is that Lady Caca Vaggina hanging out? Its cool, its probably big…wide
gerard vandenberg | June 3, 2009 at 1:20 am
ONE FOR HER PUSSY, ONE FOR HER ASS, ONE IN HER MOUTH AND THE LAST JONAS HAS TWO EARS WHERE IT FITS IN, folks!!
lily12 | June 3, 2009 at 4:45 am
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toolboy | June 3, 2009 at 8:59 am
So this Record Exec marketing scheme goes out in public with Yoko Ono shades on and a mudflap hanging out? Soooooo edgy…meh.
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what a joke | June 3, 2009 at 9:45 am
I’m curious to see how far this piece of trash will go to try to maintain her “shocking” persona. What’s next, eating shit on stage?
Darth | June 3, 2009 at 9:54 am
Are the Jonas Brothers adult yet? Otherwise it’s paedophilia.
Nero | June 3, 2009 at 9:56 am
She’s quite a kinky girl!
She's BOOGLY | June 3, 2009 at 10:30 am
This bitch is the ultimate publicity whore. She’ll do anything (look how she’s dressed), or say anything (“I’m bisexual, I want a gang bang”) to get attention. She’s a disgusting twat; we should just ignore her…
michxel | June 3, 2009 at 6:19 pm
She wants joe´s dick in her mouth, kevin´s in her ass and nick´s in her pussy/testicle jajaja____ she is sooo fuckin sick!
why is she soo stupid? and disgustin?
B-I-T-C-H!
PD: a foursome… x.x __ im gonna kill her
bitingontinfoil | June 3, 2009 at 7:45 pm
MY EYES! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD & HOLY!!
Holy shit whatta mess! Lady GAGa is reminding me of a plump, female Marily Manson.
And WTF is that near her vagaygay? Wait…I don’t wanna know
*faints*
bitingontinfoil | June 3, 2009 at 7:46 pm
@PAPAHOTNUTS: U, dear sir, are a fucking douche.
H_Chick | June 3, 2009 at 8:49 pm
@ bitingontinfoil!!
Well said BOTF!
Actually I wondered if that WAS maybe a bit of VaGaGa making a vain escape bid.
If I was that VaJayJay (To give it the more correct and anotomical name!) even I would likely be screaming NOOO YOU CANT BE SERIOUS! at some of the things that are likely passing through those portals.
Cruelty to Tampons!!
yerr GaGa not blatant attention seeking , nope, not again | June 4, 2009 at 1:22 am
I had to lol at the intensity of commenter #4
“lol”
that’s all
bitingontinfoil | June 6, 2009 at 12:06 am
@46…thanks!
however, there is no POSSIBLE WAY I could refer to that as a vajajay….a runaway previously inverted penis? possibly….a nasty “we don’t wanna know where it came from” stain? probably…
but a vagina///nope can’t be
bitingontinfoi | June 6, 2009 at 12:07 am
@47: what, you never knew Kanye commented here?
Derek Brown | June 6, 2009 at 2:47 am
The sooner they send this “person” back to NYC in ball and chains the sooner the rest of us will be able to walk the streets in safety again. Imagine if your 4 and 5 year old kids saw her live and in the flesh :( They’d be having nightmares for the rest of their natural lives. Hang on that’s her target audience isn’t it ?