Lady GaGa wants foursome with Jonas Brothers

June 2nd, 2009 // 65 Comments

Lady GaGa apparently fantasizes about a Jonas Brothers gang-bang, PopCrunch reports:

The 23-year-old “Love Game” singer — a former NYC exotic dancer- is a huge fan of the brothers from neighboring New Jersey — and she’s not at all put off by the persistent presence of the promise rings Kevin, Nick, and Joe wear to stay chaste until marriage.
“I love The Jonas Brothers, they’re very talented. I met them once. I’d like to have a foursome with them.”

Great, these kids already think having premarital sex will cause the Baby Jesus to ground them from Nintendo, and now Lady Gaga wants to trap them in a room with her naked body. Horrible idea. They could probably be molested by their own father in a cowboy outfit and walk away less psychologically scarred.

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  1. daryl

    total joke. first

  2. lulu

    skank

  3. just threw up in my mouth!

  4. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    UGLIEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DARK SPOT BETWEEN HER LEGS?

  5. Adam

    Attention whore that needs to be shot. Now.

  6. Kevin

    I agree what is that dark spot near her vag?

  7. Superbiggerevil

    @ #6 – It’s probably the top of one of those Jonas Brothers heads. He’s trying to make a break for it.

  8. Richard McBeef

    Marilyn Manson always looked better with black hair.

  9. Randal

    If such a thing did come to pass, it would be an explosion of musical talent from which shock waves of lyrical mastery would emanate to engulf the earth with top hit single after top hit single.

    It certainly would rock the musical industry to its knees but I don’t think everyone is ready for that just yet.

    Randal

  10. Mallory

    She’s so gross.

    She tries so hard to be unique and different… but she’s just gross and dumb. Her style kills me. Can you say ATTENTION WHORE?!?!?!?

  11. havoc

    She’s a three-holer for sure…..

    .

  12. She looks lost… like Randal’s comments on most of these threads…

  13. nicefrenchgurl

    she should get a bikini trim

  14. Papahotnuts

    If I were a Jonas brother, I would book a ticket on the next Air France flight from Brazil heading toward a thunderstorm.

    Too soon?

  15. kat

    um wow, papahotnuts -

    ur a fuckin douche.

    ur name says it all, u dumb fuck

  16. mikeock01

    Judy Jetson …Crack Whore

  17. nomaid

    if that will ever come to happen, the traffic from that porn on the internet will probably cause one world-wide server explosion

  18. Papahotnuts

    kat- I apologize if a family member of your was on that flight. But think of the sky miles the airline is gonna throw your way for compensation. You can finally take that trip to Maryland and have your marriage be recognized as more than a civil union. You see, out of tradegy, many blessings are born.

  19. Shallow Val

    One of those Jonas Brothers is ugly as sin. I guess he’ll be the one coming in through the backdoor so she doesn’t have to look at his mug.

  20. She probably wants to strap it to these underage purists…curb your fantasies GAGA….

  21. joe blow

    Wow, one of his testicles is hanging out…

  22. :(

    She is completely revolting.

  23. Uncle Eccoli

    She is fucking disgusting.

  24. lisa

    dirty slut

  25. alfalfa

    She is so shocking. I am constantly shocked by her wearing underwear in public and saying outrageous things.

  26. Yoda

    Jesus tap-dancing Christ, is that a testicle hanging out?

  27. thanxxx, soo sexyy singerr myy sexyxx

  28. Woolcifer

    Does she ever change that ugly fuckin’ outfit? Jeezsch.

  29. Woolcifer

    Does she ever change that ugly fuckin’ outfit? Jeezsch.

  30. Ugly, untalented and sexually sick – what a waste of space.

  31. Dirk the Impailer

    Why, oh why, does she want to turn the boys gay?!?!?!?!?

  32. Stumpnasty

    wow #21 you just made my day lol

  33. KingDaddy

    Is that Lady Caca Vaggina hanging out? Its cool, its probably big…wide

  34. KingDaddy

    Is that Lady Caca Vaggina hanging out? Its cool, its probably big…wide

  35. ONE FOR HER PUSSY, ONE FOR HER ASS, ONE IN HER MOUTH AND THE LAST JONAS HAS TWO EARS WHERE IT FITS IN, folks!!

  36. lily12

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  37. toolboy

    So this Record Exec marketing scheme goes out in public with Yoko Ono shades on and a mudflap hanging out? Soooooo edgy…meh.

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  39. what a joke

    I’m curious to see how far this piece of trash will go to try to maintain her “shocking” persona. What’s next, eating shit on stage?

  40. Darth

    Are the Jonas Brothers adult yet? Otherwise it’s paedophilia.

  41. Nero

    She’s quite a kinky girl!

  42. She's BOOGLY

    This bitch is the ultimate publicity whore. She’ll do anything (look how she’s dressed), or say anything (“I’m bisexual, I want a gang bang”) to get attention. She’s a disgusting twat; we should just ignore her…

  43. michxel

    She wants joe´s dick in her mouth, kevin´s in her ass and nick´s in her pussy/testicle jajaja____ she is sooo fuckin sick!
    why is she soo stupid? and disgustin?
    B-I-T-C-H!
    PD: a foursome… x.x __ im gonna kill her

  44. bitingontinfoil

    MY EYES! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD & HOLY!!

    Holy shit whatta mess! Lady GAGa is reminding me of a plump, female Marily Manson.

    And WTF is that near her vagaygay? Wait…I don’t wanna know

    *faints*

  45. bitingontinfoil

    @PAPAHOTNUTS: U, dear sir, are a fucking douche.

  46. H_Chick

    @ bitingontinfoil!!
    Well said BOTF!
    Actually I wondered if that WAS maybe a bit of VaGaGa making a vain escape bid.
    If I was that VaJayJay (To give it the more correct and anotomical name!) even I would likely be screaming NOOO YOU CANT BE SERIOUS! at some of the things that are likely passing through those portals.
    Cruelty to Tampons!!

  47. yerr GaGa not blatant attention seeking , nope, not again

    I had to lol at the intensity of commenter #4

    “lol”

    that’s all

  48. bitingontinfoil

    @46…thanks!

    however, there is no POSSIBLE WAY I could refer to that as a vajajay….a runaway previously inverted penis? possibly….a nasty “we don’t wanna know where it came from” stain? probably…

    but a vagina///nope can’t be

  49. bitingontinfoi

    @47: what, you never knew Kanye commented here?

  50. Derek Brown

    The sooner they send this “person” back to NYC in ball and chains the sooner the rest of us will be able to walk the streets in safety again. Imagine if your 4 and 5 year old kids saw her live and in the flesh :( They’d be having nightmares for the rest of their natural lives. Hang on that’s her target audience isn’t it ?

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