Lady GaGa wants foursome with Jonas Brothers
Lady GaGa apparently fantasizes about a Jonas Brothers gang-bang, PopCrunch reports:
The 23-year-old “Love Game” singer — a former NYC exotic dancer- is a huge fan of the brothers from neighboring New Jersey — and she’s not at all put off by the persistent presence of the promise rings Kevin, Nick, and Joe wear to stay chaste until marriage.
“I love The Jonas Brothers, they’re very talented. I met them once. I’d like to have a foursome with them.”
Great, these kids already think having premarital sex will cause the Baby Jesus to ground them from Nintendo, and now Lady Gaga wants to trap them in a room with her naked body. Horrible idea. They could probably be molested by their own father in a cowboy outfit and walk away less psychologically scarred.