Lady GaGa explains how she writes music in the latest issue of Blender:
“Writing a record is like dating a few men at once. You take them to the same restaurants to see if they measure up, and at some point you decide who you like best. When you make music or write or create, it’s really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you’re writing about at the time.”
Yes. YES! That’s exactly how I tackle the creative process. Except substitute ideas with women and skip the part where I dress up like my grandmother’s china. On that note, someone tell Lady GaGa gravy boats shouldn’t have camel toes. Or should they…
Photos: Getty
TSHAFF | March 10, 2009 at 2:50 pm
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Where's Darkwing Duck? | March 10, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I can’t stand this bitch.
FRIST!!! | March 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm
#1 yeah fuck you.
Now…Lady WHAT????????
msjessiemeghan | March 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Who is this? No really, I have no idea who this chick is.
gaga4gaga | March 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm
this chick is the bomb and can use me as part of her creative process anytime.
Cindy | March 10, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Why can’t it be enough for transexuals to pass for women, at least in the eyes of horny naive virginal men (like, say, male commenters)? Why do they have to speak?
Deacon Jones | March 10, 2009 at 3:04 pm
This tramp just went from a 5.5 to a 9 in my book with the “condomless sex” comment.
BOING!
Cindy | March 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm
(…for example…)
cookereh | March 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I’ve seen a bunch of pics of this chick, but I still can’t tell.
Is she attractive? I’m not sure……………………………………….
IsSheForReal | March 10, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Some one please tell Lady GaGa that while being horny is certainly human it doesn’t not make you an artist. No one hears you. They look at you. When you are 40 no one will look at you anymore which means no one will hear you sing. That said suck it up and and entertain us before the cellulite strikes.
Deacon Jones | March 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm
@Cindy
ROFL!!! R! O! F! L!
Cindy, you are SO witty I just want to puke!
p0nk | March 10, 2009 at 3:10 pm
gravy boat for my man-gravy.
dude_on | March 10, 2009 at 3:10 pm
From the neck down she is a 10. A tight 10 who doesn’t need no stinkin’ condoms. I’m sorry but I just appreciate a woman that speaks her mind and has big tits and goes around half naked in freaky costumes.
Eric | March 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm
This is her “creativity.” Seems more like novocaineless dentistry.
I’ve had a little bit too much.
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush babe.
How does he twist the dance?
Can’t find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What’s going out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.
P. T. Barnum | March 10, 2009 at 3:14 pm
She’s an “entertainer.”
Not a musician, and definitely not an artist.
Susan | March 10, 2009 at 3:18 pm
She’s certainly effect at flushing out the chronic masturbators.
Deacon Jones | March 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@16
Yes. And the chronic “i can’t spell effective” typists.
Right Fury | March 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I read somewhere that they described her as having Donatella Versaces DNA. After seeing these pics, agreed.
If you turn the volume way down she looks pretty hot in her videos. These pics? not so much.
I have a theory as to why these huge andersen window sized sunglasses have become insanely popular. They hide the fugly my friends. Hide it.
Frank N. Stein | March 10, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I’d bareback that.
havoc | March 10, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Dude, that’s the guitar player from Styx….
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Susan | March 10, 2009 at 3:24 pm
#17 – wow, you certainly answered the bell quickly. Again, it seems…
Rihanna | March 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Will someone please get Chris Brown to punch this talentless cunt in the face?
Where's Darkwing Duck? | March 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Hey! As a chronic masturbator I take offense to that comment. Sheesh, not everyone likes looking at Drag Queens. This Bitch is the poor man’s Christina Aguilera (who is skinny & hot) GaGa is a cow.
Jake | March 10, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Ok, seriously, not joking around: is she a transsexual? Body-wise, either the answer is no, or she had the best doctors in the world. But the face…good lord. Just look at the bottom row of pictures. How is that not a man’s face? Is that supposed to be part of her appeal, that “she” is a post-op who’s being accepted as a sexy woman? By some guys, that is. I bet when you wake up with her, you’re looking at 5 o’clock shadow.
Smith | March 10, 2009 at 3:32 pm
More like the anal-sex-fixated prehomosexual man’s Christina Aguilera.
dude_on | March 10, 2009 at 3:34 pm
The guitar player from Styx wasn’t that tall and wore more eye makeup. The Grand Illusion tour kicked major. If this wasn’t such a family site I would tell the rest of the story. Think general admission concert, wailing double-neck guitars, green hue to the ceiling etc.
ed. | March 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
“…it’s really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, deadend vagina sex with whatever idea it is you’re writing about at the time.”
Rachel | March 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm
So, uh, what’s the backstory here? Is it one of those showbiz-trooper stories? Did she lose all her luggage and have to make her stage costume out of a roll of paper towels?
PunkA | March 10, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I thought for sure that this chick was a Eurotrash star. But damn, she is from YONKERS, New York. What in he hell? Her schtick is dreadful and horrible. Worse than Katy Perry, which I thought would be impossible. Katy Perry is hotter with bigger tits than this joke. Man, pop music sucks today.
I was there | March 10, 2009 at 3:40 pm
She did a great show, but I was hungry again an hour after watching all those backup dancers.
Venom | March 10, 2009 at 3:40 pm
You know as dirty as she talks you would think that you would want to bang the crap out of her, but then you look and her and just say , no thank you.
Confused | March 10, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I am convince this is a gay website. This woman may not be beautiful but she is sexy. Period.
Pat | March 10, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Meh. I prefer a hot female body when it comes with a woman’s face and a non-idiotic brain.
ThereISaidIt | March 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I rather masturbate chronically than tap that with or without a condom. Where’s Penolope Cruz when you need her?
Tom Cruise | March 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm
#32 – come on, even I know what it means when a show mostly involves “fashion” and electronic euro dance music.
you know how I know you're gay... | March 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm
…when you see a man’s face and say “SEXY!”
Jrz | March 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm
shitty music and style aside, she’s pretty fucking cool for that statement. Not many people would say that. Good for her….the crazy fucking ‘tard.
Mr.Peanut | March 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Fat thighs…cankles…gross.
Pants | March 10, 2009 at 3:59 pm
She is such a pants hater.
Dr Phowstus | March 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm
She still looks like a female Andy Dick, hence, she is now known as Andi Pussy.
Rough Daddy | March 10, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Shes no classic beauty, but i like her style…I get the impression shes into bondage…
Rat Boyd | March 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Wow, I had no idea she kept it this ral.
http://www.ikeepsitral.com
Superevil | March 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm
^ Your blog is gay
Daniel | March 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm
She doesn’t make music, she makes SHIT… she has condomless sex with fecal matter…. and she just tries so fucking hard. Shit.
Vince Lombardi | March 10, 2009 at 5:04 pm
This is what you’d get if Bjork and Britney Spears had a baby.
testing | March 10, 2009 at 5:14 pm
she is kinda fug and mannish, but her voice is awesome and if I am in the mood for dance/pop her album is good
HITLER | March 10, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Who is this fucking idiot???
She should be sent to the ovens immediatedly.
P.S. I LOVE KIDS……and it’s Tuesday
Radio Ga Ga | March 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm
She looks pretty damn hot in those first set of pics. And why are people saying she has a mannish face? Because she has a strong nose? She’s Italian, that’s why. It’s a fact that many people of Southern European and Middle Eastern ancestry have stronger noses, doesn’t necessarily make them mannish.
dudewithabigcock | March 10, 2009 at 5:41 pm
This chick is the most tasteless and brainless scag in the industry right now…
but I’d let her gag on my big cock.
wet newspaper | March 10, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Crazy costume. Dunno who she is tho.