- Jessica Simpson’s new reality show gets the green light. Because it’s been far too long since America was reminded why she’s our dumbest, breastiest treasure. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal wear matching outfits. Wow, and I seriously thought Perez Hilton would be the gayest thing I wrote about all day. [Lainey Gossip]
- Paris Hilton does more damage to aquatic life than the Exxon Valdez. [The Blemish]
- Cameron Diaz just now gets one of those Hollywood Star dealies. Guess they wanted to wait for just before the hot ran out. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan spends her weekend crying outside Samantha Ronson’s house. Let’s be frank, she’s homeless, isn’t she? [Celebslam]
- Sienna Miller is back with Balthazar Getty which means he must’ve remarried already. Damn, that was fast. [PopSugar]
hi | June 22, 2009 at 9:37 pm
DA MAN IS FIRST!!
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mandeer | June 22, 2009 at 9:40 pm
I just want to smear my face into those luscious boobies.. but my face would catch fire? Not cool
DaPerv | June 22, 2009 at 9:59 pm
that some crazy rammstein like shit there.
*** | June 22, 2009 at 10:04 pm
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SdB | June 22, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Lady Gaga’s tits are hot.
gagaaaaaaa | June 22, 2009 at 10:25 pm
i didn’t know gaga was a fembot.
. | June 22, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Rocket boobies FTW!!!
titsonsnack | June 22, 2009 at 10:54 pm
That’s more dragqueen vagina than I needed to see. Good night.
Axel | June 23, 2009 at 12:24 am
So…? How long do they stay lit for?
bewbz | June 23, 2009 at 12:54 am
Awesome. Hey, ladies, next time you’re wondering why guys just stare at your chest instead of respecting you for your mind, just make sure you thank the entertainers of the world like Lady Gaga here. I can only wonder what would lead such a talented whore to strap flaming fountain fireworks to her chest when everyone is so very interested in what she has to say…
lucy | June 23, 2009 at 1:17 am
this reminds me of that scene in dumb and dumber where he’s imagining the girl with glowing boobs…but it’s really semi headlights…
captain america | June 23, 2009 at 1:22 am
………………..THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT, folks?
(tastes differ though)
missywissy | June 23, 2009 at 1:55 am
I love Lady Gaga! Finally, somebody original. Can we get a few more entertainers that don’t try to impersonate anyone else, please????
Autumn | June 23, 2009 at 3:09 am
I know her boobies are on fire and shit but what about the trend setter down below…LOOKS LIKE VAG CREASE IS THE NEW UNDERBOOB!
IRONMANAustralia | June 23, 2009 at 3:57 am
Lady Gaga kinda scares me, but the woman is a goddamned marketing genius.
For all of you who didn’t live through the 80′s, this is what Madonna used to be like – before she started her unholy vendetta to impose her will on the Thundercats … and Africa.
Anyway, this isn’t so much ‘original’ as one comment here suggests, it’s more of a one-upmanship on Madonna – who didn’t think of putting incendiary devices in her pointed bra – which I’ll admit I thought was pretty ingenious at the time.
Must be like holding an Olympic world record for years, and then having some young snot-nose shave a microsecond off it.
I bet Madge is screaming with rage at this very moment, as dark clouds roll in, and sheet-lighting crackles on the horizon.
H_Chick | June 23, 2009 at 5:04 am
Holy snapping duckshit!!
I need her at my next Guy Fawkes Party!! Sparklers, anyone??!!
Ryan the Canadian | June 23, 2009 at 5:52 am
The sooner this vapid hag od’s the better.
mikeock | June 23, 2009 at 6:44 am
Lady Gaga waxes her vagaga.
If U Seek Amy | June 23, 2009 at 7:02 am
I’d love to see her do that trick with the vajayjay that seems to be hanging out of the crotch of her underpants on both sides….. frontal wedgie much???
so, so, ROUGH | June 23, 2009 at 7:06 am
Id bump uglies with gaga!
RichPort's Ghost | June 23, 2009 at 9:04 am
I’ve seen that before, but the sparks usually shoot out of their vaginas when I’m done with ‘em…
nostradamawho? | June 23, 2009 at 10:30 am
The end is near. As indicated in the ancient writings: …and then massive flames will spew forth from the heaving cleavage of the whores, signaling that the apocalypse is drawing near…
anon | June 23, 2009 at 10:59 am
showmanship, yes
original, no. its madonna cones meets fembots (britney in austin powers)
gigi | June 23, 2009 at 11:17 am
I love this chick… I love that everything she does makes fun of the industry yet she’s still entertaining. brilliant
KuKu Bananas | June 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Well, bottom line if Madonna had wanted sparklers on her breasts, it would have been done. But most women would not want flammable objects on their breasts to distract from other things. This is desperation mode. Madonna never re released her first album within in a year either. Desperation mode. Madonna never would have allowed the Jonas Brothers to introduce her. Desperation mode. Don’t accept sloppy seconds from a dying industry and pronounce it innovative.
Rhialto | June 23, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Is this Mad Max dressed in a 90′s Madonna outfit?
Tom | June 23, 2009 at 3:38 pm
She is not the best looking but this bitch is at least entertaining and has some how managed to make 3 hit chart topping songs. Boggles my mind but she’s not bad.
MICHA | June 27, 2009 at 11:54 am
LADY GAGA IS THE MOST FAKED UP VILE REP FOR THE CREATIVE FASHION WORLD OF WOMEN
ATTENTION WHORE
NO ONE LIKES YOU OR YOUR FAT THIGHS WITH YOUR VAG HANGING OUT WHILE YOU SING ABOUT A HARD STEEL LITE UP PENIS
MICHA | June 27, 2009 at 11:54 am
LADY GAGA IS THE MOST FAKED UP VILE REP FOR THE CREATIVE FASHION WORLD OF WOMEN
ATTENTION WHORE
NO ONE LIKES YOU OR YOUR FAT THIGHS WITH YOUR VAG HANGING OUT WHILE YOU SING ABOUT A HARD STEEL LITE UP PENIS
@15 | July 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm
It’s nothing like Madonna. The only way its like Madonna in ANY WAY is that she is clearly desperately trying to copy her but failing miserably. She is so unbelievably pretentious and try-too-hardish. EXACTLY like Katy – I-have-6000-stylists-and-i’m-not-interesting-in-any-way-so-i-must-stick-weird-shit-on-my-clothing-so-people-go-’oh look’- even-though-they-are-not-impressed-but-simply-noticing-my-desperate-attention-seeking-behaviour- Perry.
Genesis | November 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm
That performance was awesome. I think she was inspired by Madonnas cone bra, but took it to a whole other level.
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