Lady GaGa solved the AIDS crisis, everybody

April 13th, 2010 // 72 Comments

Lady GaGa has declared herself celibate in an attempt to solve the AIDS epidemic, according to People:

“I can’t believe I’m saying this – don’t have sex,” Gaga said in England, where she is promoting MAC’s Viva Glam Campaign to fight AIDS. “It’s okay not to have sex, it’s okay to get to know people,” she says. “I’m celibate, celibacy’s fine.”
Gaga says she is advocating a ban on sex for herself in part because the HIV cases among women around the world have steadily risen, while cases among men have dropped.

Wait a minute. How many people is Lady GaGa banging that personally abstaining from sex will stop the spread of HIV? Hasn’t she ever heard of wiping her genitals afterwards with a Clorox® Disinfecting Wipe? That’s why I carry at least ten in my wallet and have the world’s palest penis. Translucent, you might even say.

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Comments (72)

  1. m3i zero | April 14, 2010 at 3:56 am

    I don’t know why she is giving so much scary look in pics . Every time she is in news for doing some stupid stuffs . She behaves like a moron and now I can say that her image is really very bad to the people . She doesn’t know what she should do and what she should not.

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  4. Brooke | April 14, 2010 at 5:32 am

    Uh… why does her bag say “I love small monster, Tokyo Love” on it? Is she inviting Japanese penis over for funsies or what? Her arm also says something else in Japanese on it, but I can’t see all of it.

    I always have trouble formulating an opinion about Lady Gaga. On the one hand, she can actually sing and she’s not overly attractive and banking on her good looks like other pop stars. On the other hand, she’s terrifying and uses super digitized effects to drown out her perfectly good vocals. Her acoustic live version of “Poker Face” is the only reason I know she can sing at all.

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  5. captain america | April 14, 2010 at 6:55 am

    damnit, SHE CAN SEE SOME DENTIST & PLASTIC SURGEON TO CHANGE HER MOUTH?
    ……………please, folks!!

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  7. CHEYENNE | April 14, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    HEY UGLIES,

    Why don’t you remove your fat, sweaty asses from your computer chairs and go starve yourselves.

    FUCKERS! LADY GAGA IS HOT.

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    I still can’t figure it out if Lady Gaga is male or female. Especially with that lipstick! :0

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    Since his brains are in his ass I was hoping she’d nick
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    If people weren’t so fucking slutty and actually took a few months to get to know somebody before banging all around town, I’m sure the AIDS/HIV problem would be reduced. You don’t need to be so stuck up your own ass ignorant when she’s making a valid comment. Since when is it a bad thing for someone to tell youth that
    I don’t care if you don’t like her music or her image. Talent is talent, and saying she hasn’t got any only makes you look uneducated and jealous.
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