Lady GaGa: So what’s the deal here?

December 13th, 2008 // 109 Comments

Lady GaGa performed at the Z100 Jingle Ball last night, and up until today, I had successfully never heard a single drop of this chick’s music. While trying to determine if she’s Christina Aguilera’s transsexual little sister, I stumbled upon Lady Gaga’s video for “Poker Face.” Then, like a child touching a hot stove, I watched it. I now hate my eyes, ears and frontal lobe. Of course, I could just be a guy who’s out of touch with today’s music but still looks incredibly awesome in tight jeans. Who’s to say?

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  1. jeeves

    I saw her perform at a dive club in Ottawa a few weeks ago (the CAPITAL OF CANADA U FU*ING MORONS!) At the end of the show she was crowd surfing and some stupid fan pulled her hair so hard she passed out screaming “It’s real you #$%$#^ bitch!” Suprisingly, she stayed after and mingled!

    Oh, and she also came out of the closet that night! True Story!
    PS Canada loves da GAGA

  2. ………………………WE MUST FIND A DIRTY PROSTITUTE?
    (we found her, folks)

  3. vegaSGIRL

    This nasty, crusty chick was an opening act for NKOTB… and considering the tour started out in Sept and shes worn the exact same outfit EVERY f**kin show…. well my friend, I can only imagine what disgusting, cottage cheese smell is vaporing out of those stained panties…

  4. iceman

    who the hell is this chick?

  5. RaraAvis

    Seriously, I’d rather the the fish in this outfit. Seriously.

  6. Amber

    Her hair is actually real! Crazy! Although I didn’t like the Poker Face video the first time I saw it, I dwnlded her album after hearing about here here any nothing nothing about it, and wow, I really do like it even though she dresses like a clown.

  7. Carrie

    Tuck ‘n Tape!

  8. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Jesus! I didn’t know that roofing tar made good mascara…..she looks like any other talentless cunt who came in last place in “amateur night” at the local strip club…..

  9. grace

    “just dance” is a great track, and “poker face” took a while to grow on me.. “i like it rough” is okay, but overall she’s not too bad. she’s more of the type of artist girls and artsy gays like, because she’s so eccentric.

  10. 60

    I don’t know what it is about this chick, but she’s totally fucking sexy. Really really really fucking sexy.

    Anyone see the side boob in her Poker Face video??? Fucking hot bro.

  11. Rick

    All I know is her “Just Dance” song is the JAM! Especially the version with Kardinal Offishall.

  12. moobs

    More stupid shit for stupid people.

  13. legoarmo

    She’s brilliant. Not the best looker though.

  14. youknowsit

    I was wondering what ‘Dee Snider’ from 80′s rock band ‘Twisted Sister’ was upto – just like Madonna the ratio of flesh to drivel content has increased, “maybe if I show more skin than needed at a Gynocology exam, I’ll sell some records”

    PAP!!

    (twisted sister – google it)

  15. jenny

    haha look at her face at the last picture! creepy

  16. Does your clit hang low, does it wobble to and fro…

  17. Lana

    Oh my god, can a person get any uglier?? I never comment, but I have to say that she’s really UGLY. Sort of fat, has awful hair and looks at those “eyelashes”!!!!

  18. What in the world??? im gettin gaga from looking at this “lady”

    why am i getting gaga you ask? some pics i see toes some i see peepeech!

  19. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  20. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  21. Sean

    ARGH stop hating on her!

    The bump in her ‘lower regions’ is I’m guessing a piercing, shes ALL WOMAN, and she’s the type who might have a piercing lol.

    These pictures do her no justice whatsoever, look into her more, and you;ll like her.
    Look up ‘Just Dance’, and you’ll LOVE her

    Shes making cool pop songs, and she does cool pop ‘performance art’ shows, she’s got her own style and shes inspired by Grace Jones and David Bowie ANROGYNY, its not tranny-ness, ANDROGYNY!

  22. Taylor

    Lady Gaga is freaking wiiiicked. I love her.

    These pictures just capture her at the most UNFLATTERING angles imaginable.

  23. holly

    Finally saw the video for ‘just dance’, i think it’s pretty cool

  24. Rodolfo

    What the fuck is that thing?

  25. Johanna

    i like her songs but those pictures were just discusting!!

  26. VancouverShannon

    Am I the only one who noticed that you are never able to get a clear shot of Lady Gaga’s throat and see if there is or isn’t an adams apple? Also isn’t she wearing gloves in all of her videos?

    No problem with it but why not be upfront if you are a guy?

  27. Zounds

    #62 says it all.

    It is kind of troubling/amusing to see people arguing over her though. In “Poker Face” when she says the title it sounds like she’s saying “Fuck her face.” That’s it. That’s her big idea. Yet these art-school girls think she’s creative and fresh. The line is really being drawn here between the humans and mutant Mad Max subhumans who will one day be eating dog food out of a can and enjoying it.

  28. She looked a trifling mess. & that press room outfit made her look like the bride of Jack Frost!

    xo
    Rants, Thoughts & Merde
    http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com

  29. all of this bullshit talk about the womans vagina is so lame. She was captured bending down, everything got a little smushed together, and you can see parts of her body – big fucking deal!!
    She is a woman, she is an artist, and if you dont like it, find something you do.
    nuff said

  30. dennis

    Haha that’s the craziest pic I’ve sen of her :D But still, I love her she’s such a creative and talented woman <3

  31. Marzapan

    Firstly, Delia, Z100 plays “Just Dance” ad nauseam, so perhaps you are deaf. The song is only fair, but by no means terrible. Still, it’s surprisingly hit #5 on the U.S. single charts. So unless you’re living in a cave, or perhaps a dungeon, or are too refined to listen to a radio station god-forbid, then hearing this song, or knowing who Lady Gaga is should certainly not be an almighty challenge. Unless, be it as it may, you are severely challenged. Furthermore, clearly this is a woman and not a man, that angle has been milked (to death). Sure, she may look like a drag queen, on stage, in about 8 lbs. of make-up, but obviously she is not.

  32. Marzapan

    #77, you’re a Mad Max geek that should seek some help, and perhaps attempt venturing into society, attempt to leave your cave dwelling and venture into a city, or maybe leave the 90′s behind and discover that you’re living in the year 2008 (surprise)! Sadly, you would have no idea what creativity is, since based on your response, you clearly don’t have any. Regarding what you hear her singing (Poker Face) the problem could be as simple as wax build-up in the ears (common to cave dwellers), or I hesitate to say it, but you might truly be retarded. Enjoy your Mad Max movies. We’re all green with envy.

  33. SIN

    Damn, that looks so much like a tranny its scarry. Manly face and definately man legs. Is thats what left of his dick after the drug treatments for a sex change? If you want to hit it, go ahead, Homos.
    Watched the video, sucked ass. Pulled up other pictures. Verified my thought of a tranny.

  34. I’m not sure…………………………………………………………TOILETS?

  35. Tom K

    She looks like a Tranny in that picture but shes actually a good looking girl. Her music is complete bullshit. When I come home to visit my parents my little sister blasts her music and demands to take her CD with her. That song “Beautiful and Dirty Rich” is just plain fucking stupid, and I agree with # 59 her music is for girls and gays. She is definitely New York City to the core though.

  36. netstarman

    Well let’s see this silence of the lambs wannabe ( did she/he put the lotion in the basket?) try not to tape back the twig and two berries LADY Sweaty ball sack, , shave a little closer on that 5 o’clock shadow , wear turtle necks to hide that Adams apple . Then maybe this walking disappointment of a tranny might have a music lifestyle.

  37. netstarman

    Well let’s see this silence of the lambs wannabe ( did she/he put the lotion in the basket?) try not to tape back the twig and two berries LADY Sweaty ball sack, , shave a little closer on that 5 o’clock shadow , wear turtle necks to hide that Adams apple . Then maybe this walking disappointment of a tranny might have a music lifestyle.

  38. Randal

    Lady GaGa

    You truly are a lady! Your style and flair are undeniable. Just keep amazing us with your unique moves and smash hit singles. Don’t listen to the people who try to get you down. You’re too good for them! Keep living in your crazy world, MIss GaGa.

    Love,
    Randal

  39. whatchaself

    #89 Randal – you are mental
    “oh she so cutting edge” It’s been done a million times before and usually much better

    PAP!

  40. Andy Dick really needs to stop trying to reinvent himself…

  41. mitosis

    #8 her name was inspired by Queens – Radio GaGa. She was inspired by Queen, David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust, and other 80′s glam bands.

    I think she’s amazing and i think the Superfish is just a stupid douche who has to run hate articles on anything different than a ZOMG Bikini post! ZOMG Angelina and Jennifer! ZOMG i said i wouldnt ever post spencer or heidi but here guys JK!! ZOMG Britney!

    this site has gone downhill.

  42. GioNYC

    She has a meaty one or a huge lavia

  43. Mr. IHT

    Ladies and Gents….

    IT’S A TRAP!

  44. duhfdiuh

    She definitely has some beef curtains

  45. Jeans

    I LOVE Lady Gaga! She has amazing dance music and during interviews she mentioned that she likes her androgonous look! She is a great performer!!!

  46. ginger_t

    ashley – your comment makes sense since you sound like you are 14

  47. Person

    *Sigh*

    Yeah, she’s cool. She’s got style. But really the music is crap unless you’re a club kid. And as far as style goes – even though it looks cool, there’s just something vulgar about trying this hard to be cool

  48. Snickers

    She opened for the New Kids on the Block. That’s how cool she is.

  49. Tipsy McStagger

    Poker Face? Butter Face is more like it – and even that’s a stretch

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