Lady GaGa shouldn’t be allowed near tape

April 17th, 2009 // 91 Comments

Lady GaGa decided to pull the ol’ “Pretend to Take Pictures of the Paparazzi” routine last night while leaving Bungalow 8 in London. It’s a celeb tactic to deter the paps from taking shots because your face is obscured. Of course, it’s slightly more effective when, I dunno, you’re not wearing a see-through shirt with tape over your nipples. Seriously, she might as well have taken her top off and yelled “Cheese!”

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  1. nothing wrong with her tits that a masectomy couldn’t fix. Either that or Sham-WOW!

  2. imagen

    Dude seriously, it looks like she’s breastfed a couple kids for a few years. How are her boobs so droopy and stretchmarked, even if she gained and lost weight? I’ve never seen boobs like that on someone who hasn’t had a child and even then….

  3. I bet that’s electrical insulating tape, ‘cos those things are shocking.

  4. lady gaga is a man

    Those disgusting frankenstien tits are the result of the hormones and surgery to turn this man into a barely passable “female”.

  5. Tom K

    Why do her tits look so bad?!

  6. Fati

    Her boobs are ugly. She should never show them. Or get a tuck. I just lost my appetite. Fuck you, Gogo.

  7. Jon

    ‘least they real yo!

  8. liz4sale

    what r u guys talkin about? i dont see any stretch marks. just some clear tape and some black tape. the tape is just pullin on her skin thats all. they arent the worst boobs ever, come on now. all natural boobs have a little hang to them. everyone is just too used to seeing silicone balls on all the celebrities chests. any girl that has real boobs or any guy thats seen real boobs knows these arent bad.

  9. liz4sale

    the sunglasses at night thing is getting a little tired tho, thats for sure. lame.

  10. I’m pert plus prettier than her.

  11. #50 – Rocky Dennis is prettier than Rumer Willis.

  12. THIS MAKES ME CURIOUS HOW HER THONG LOOKS LIKE, folks?

  13. Melissa

    #49 clearly doesn’t know what “meat flaps” really are…

    Perhaps she had big fakies before when she was a “dancer”… would explain the situation. A chick that is that fit just shouldn’t have knockers like that.

  14. Kristen, Lady GaGa's #1 Fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You sick racist pieces of shit! You can never NEVER post anything about Lady GaGa on this sick racist site again! DO YOU HERE ME???

    LADY GAGA IS THE GREATEST SINGER THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN, AND CAN NOT BE ASSOCIATED WITH RACISM!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF WHITE RACIST REDNECK TRAILER TRASH WHO ARE TOO UNCLEAN TO EVEN LOOK AT LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Shelley Duvall still alive, hanging around behind Lady Gaga.

    HEY, could the “stretch marks” actually be that rubber cement stuff that’s holding her top on in pic 10 (9, 2nd on bottom row)?

    Enough mystery Gaga, get naked. No tops, no bottoms. No more.

  16. On April 18, 2009 5:58 AM Kristen, Lady GaGa’s #1 Fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dribbled onto the keyboard:

    “You sick racist pieces of shit! You can never NEVER post anything about Lady GaGa on this sick racist site again! DO YOU HERE ME???”

    Where do I start? Let’s see

    1. when someone decries an artist you like, it doesn’t make them racist.

    2. Lady Gaga is far from the greatest singer the world has ever know, you moron. When she can carry it as well as Aretha Franklin, Christina, or hell, anyone with more than two singles out that don’t use auto-tune, let me know.

    3. Here’s a picture of her ass, we do see your lips firmly implanted on the bunghole. Nice.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1170904/The-cheek-Lady-Gaga-goes-sheer-look-London.html

  17. sunshine

    #41- Chesticles, hahahaha. awesome

  18. insecthero

    Just WHO the fuck is this person again?

  19. boob patrol

    she’s quite the gaga

  20. She does annoying music, does stupid videos, and now, this… really, she semms to be “gaga”. In my country, gaga is used for old people who lose their memories…

  21. Liam

    get over yourselves virtually every woman has stretch marks, not their fault you all jerk off to ultra fake airbrushed posters of celebs. she’s fucking hot.

  22. K.T

    WOW…..WHAT HORRIBLE BREASTS.
    For her age they shouldn’t be like two dog ears just sitting there…..

    You have money you stupid bitch, invest in a fucking bra.

    It’s so horribly unattractive….
    Stick to showing off half your ass you dumb broad….its perkier than your pancakes!!!!

  23. Christina

    @everyone

    STRECH MARKS are hormonal or hereditary… live with it.. atleast she can go out with stretchmarks all over her breast.. i bet u cant…

    lady gaga is lady gaga… you all are clearly jealous that she is famous and confident… i bet you can’t make it big like her….

    CRAB MENTALITY PEOPLE!!!!

  24. Christina

    @everyone

    STRECH MARKS are hormonal or hereditary… live with it.. atleast she can go out with stretchmarks all over her breast.. i bet u cant…

    lady gaga is lady gaga… you all are clearly jealous that she is famous and confident… i bet you can’t make it big like her….

    CRAB MENTALITY PEOPLE!!!!

  25. Pahlavi

    Well that sure made me disappointed. Ugly ass tit-tays!

  26. Fuck U

    That bitch is not the greatest singer ever…fucking idiot. She is stupid…Fuck that gaga bitch and the stupid bitch that said she was the greatest singer ever.
    Kristen, you are a fucking moron…Fuck you.
    I do believe that is Shelly Duvalls’ twin ….Fuck her

  27. Lady

    #10 – you dont know a thing about photography, do you?

  28. missywissy

    wow, real boobs. All the kids in here that grew up jacking off to airbrushed and plastic women are having a fit! Get some silicone, stat! Plastic and rubber is so much better than real muscle, fat and skin tissue.

  29. En.Ki

    I bet it is just the tape pulling them and making them look like that… who knows though….

  30. dozer

    a lot of women DO HAVE stretch marks on their boobs. at least women, who have large, REAL breasts that developed NATURALLY. it’s not disgusting nor should it be distracting — the marks are hardly visible! fucking grow up you babies. :B

  31. Missprettykitty

    They’re not stretch marks it’s tit tape and I think she’s fabulous!!

  32. Missprettykitty

    They’re not stretch marks it’s titty tape and I think she’s fabulous!!

  33. mlb

    oh, that is what natural and *normal* boobs look like. We are just so used to seeing fake boobs. and yes, a woman in her shape and age would have boobs like that. disgusting thing is most in this business have fake ones, so we accept that as normal. It’s just dumb.

  34. normal person

    her boobs are big, thats why they kind of hang.
    shes not wearing a bra.
    streatch marks are normal. it means she got boobs fast when she hit puberty.
    use are all judgemental assholes.
    millions of people worship her, shes rich, releashed 2 albums and an icon.
    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
    just be happy that there are real people out there.
    no ones perfect, not even famous people.
    to each their own.

  35. LeDawn

    Seriously, what is up with her breasts? I don’t want to be mean, but They really do look like she has had a dozen or so babies feeding off of them. How is that Possible for such a young girl?

  36. Pauline Green

    Lady Gaga is a ugly racist man. No talent either getting bored of it (male-famale) is it human nasty he man. Only Gay men are turn on by that hermaphrodite

  37. Caroline

    Everyone commenting about the stretch marks on gagas boobs – Scarlett Johansson has them too. TONS. So does Salma Hayek, and many others who are celebrated for their “perfect” breasts. But I wouldn’t be caught dead with Gagas boobs showing fully unless they were PERFECT, she should know by now that the herd of hyenas will attack – just the way is displayed here.

  38. Lena

    Nipple tape…smart.
    and lol at pauline green “lady gaga is an ugly racist man.”
    Right, that’s why in all of her videos, she has different dancers from different backgrounds?
    And no talent? Right, because getting into Julliard, and getting an early admission to Tisch means you have no talent.

    And as for her boobs, they’re normal. I rather have her keep her NORMAL body then go out there and get plastic surgery like the rest of Hollywood.

  39. genesis

    missywissy, my thoughts exactly.

  40. All the children here who grew up in the women's movement and plastic airbrush fit! Get silicone, stat! Plastics and rubber is much better than the real muscle, fat and skin tissue.

  41. monster

    WTF how can u say this shit most women get stretch marks…its called puberty grow the fuck up you retards

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