Lady GaGa shouldn’t be allowed near tape

April 17th, 2009 // 91 Comments

Lady GaGa decided to pull the ol’ “Pretend to Take Pictures of the Paparazzi” routine last night while leaving Bungalow 8 in London. It’s a celeb tactic to deter the paps from taking shots because your face is obscured. Of course, it’s slightly more effective when, I dunno, you’re not wearing a see-through shirt with tape over your nipples. Seriously, she might as well have taken her top off and yelled “Cheese!”

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Comments (91)

  1. bakinmycake | April 17, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Is that Joan River’s breast?

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  2. Steve | April 17, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Hot (and first)

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  3. RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 11:28 am

    That’ll leave a mark.

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  4. jrz | April 17, 2009 at 11:28 am

    She’s got like…. a maurauding nipple or somethign….it’s over there, it’s over here….

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  5. Someone Else | April 17, 2009 at 11:32 am

    For some reason i was thinking about endless pancakes at IHOP.

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  6. Bosco | April 17, 2009 at 11:34 am

    I clicked on full size pic but the tape didn’t disappear. What gives?

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  7. tripler | April 17, 2009 at 11:41 am

    you know, in my country, gaga is a word that means stupid. guess it suits her.

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  8. Soop | April 17, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Why is this whore famous?

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  9. Frank N Stein | April 17, 2009 at 11:44 am

    I’d go gaga when motorboating those babies.

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  10. Ted Kennedy's Tumor | April 17, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Who the hell shoots with a Nikon anymore?

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  11. Objection sustained | April 17, 2009 at 11:48 am

    @8

    All whores are famous now. It used to be a limitation, now being shallow is hip or something. I don’t know, I’m getting old.

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  12. AbsolutNico | April 17, 2009 at 11:52 am

    she has strech marks all over her tits

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  13. dude | April 17, 2009 at 11:56 am

    another fantasy ruined. Her tits are gross for being so young. They are nasty, stretch marked, and resemble a golf ball hanging in a nylon sock.

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  14. Tapeworm | April 17, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    How about the clit ring from a couple months ago?

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  15. RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    She and Amy Winehouse should have a floppy tit off…

    Hey! Who threw my fried eggs on the wall???

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  16. oscar | April 17, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    what a suprise.. we finally get some semi-nudity from gaga. i expected something a little more explicit to be honest lol

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  17. why not? | April 17, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Her titties look like they went 15 rounds with a boxing kangaroo.

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  18. Dean | April 17, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Those are two poor excuses for breasts.They look awful.

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  19. Mel | April 17, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    Stretch marks are gross.

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  20. GuyHolly | April 17, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    Hey at least their real.

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  21. Bmurphy72 | April 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    If you seen one boobie you want to see all boobies, no matter what size, shape, or condition. You will look for at least a minute no matter how bad.
    Plus I’d rather see her’s than Pa-std’s-ris’s

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  22. Janey | April 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    It’s a real fucking shame that you can’t see MY tits. Their power is unstoppable.

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  23. Shaved Muffin | April 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    I’ve seen better in National Geographic. That aside, I love Lady Gaga.

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  24. GuyHolly | April 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    @22 Janey show us your tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. m | April 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Those are so NASTY breasts! Look at the STRETCH MARKS!

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  26. allenlove | April 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    is she !!! i saw her photos on a tall celeb site,seems named :”
    ___Tallmingle…c o m “,you know?

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  27. RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    #22 – I’ve seen yours… God spoke to me later that day. Ok, fine… “oh GOD!!!!” spoke to me when I began to spontaneously ejaculate.

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  28. Darth | April 17, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    I couldn’t almost believe how short she is.

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  29. Darth | April 17, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    I’m with head and shoulders taller than she is!

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  30. Nero | April 17, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    I was astonished! I’m even much taller than her!

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  31. RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    #29 – What the fuck does shampoo have to do with height?

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  32. Rhialto | April 17, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    #29 He doesn’t have even hair! Are you getting paid?

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  33. Jrz | April 17, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    I don’t understand #29

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  34. His Huge Greatness Himself | April 17, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    There’s a hidden message. . .

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  35. RichPort's Ghost | April 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    JRRRRRZ! How the boy doing? Please tell me you let him bite that dawg back.

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  36. Rhialto | April 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Eww! Don’t expect any head from me! Do i’ve to do more shoulder exercises?

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  37. Amy | April 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Is it just me, or does the chick behind her remind you of the wife from “The Shining?”

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  38. Funeral Guy | April 17, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    This chick needs to obscure her face because it’s a face that needs obscuring. Nice bod though, I’ll give her that.

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  39. claire | April 17, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Have you ever seen Gummo? *shudders*

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  40. therusskie | April 17, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    One word for Gaga: BRA!

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  41. Mr. Jones | April 17, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Chesticles are totally going east and west. Like two kids in the backseat who hate each other.

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  42. Max Planck | April 17, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Gagas Tatas

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  43. Annalisa | April 17, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    I’d still hit it.

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  44. Courtyardpigeon | April 17, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    I can’t wait until the 80′s are over again.

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  45. Fas(c)hionista | April 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    The breast tape holding her blouse in place is pretty distracting, too, since it’s pulling and making her tits look weird. Er.

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  46. drew | April 17, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    X marks the spot

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  47. gorillabundy | April 17, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    I bet she has prettier breasts than everyone commenting.

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  48. miss m | April 17, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Meat flaps… ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Otherwise, the rest of her body is pretty nice.

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  49. miss m | April 17, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Meat flaps… ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Otherwise, the rest of her body is pretty nice.

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  50. Sookie | April 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    I love Lady Gaga. And her breasts are natural and if they have stretc h marks its because she probably lost some weight and it came off there. She is way prettier and more talented than Rumer Willis, the Kardashians, Amy Winehouse, Lindsey Lohan, Samatha Ronson and all of the other idiots that everyone blogs about.

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