Lady GaGa shouldn’t be allowed near tape

April 17th, 2009 // 91 Comments

Lady GaGa decided to pull the ol’ “Pretend to Take Pictures of the Paparazzi” routine last night while leaving Bungalow 8 in London. It’s a celeb tactic to deter the paps from taking shots because your face is obscured. Of course, it’s slightly more effective when, I dunno, you’re not wearing a see-through shirt with tape over your nipples. Seriously, she might as well have taken her top off and yelled “Cheese!”


  1. bakinmycake

    Is that Joan River’s breast?

  2. Steve

    Hot (and first)

  3. That’ll leave a mark.

  4. jrz

    She’s got like…. a maurauding nipple or somethign….it’s over there, it’s over here….

  5. Someone Else

    For some reason i was thinking about endless pancakes at IHOP.

  6. Bosco

    I clicked on full size pic but the tape didn’t disappear. What gives?

  7. tripler

    you know, in my country, gaga is a word that means stupid. guess it suits her.

  8. Soop

    Why is this whore famous?

  9. Frank N Stein

    I’d go gaga when motorboating those babies.

  10. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    Who the hell shoots with a Nikon anymore?

  11. Objection sustained


    All whores are famous now. It used to be a limitation, now being shallow is hip or something. I don’t know, I’m getting old.

  12. she has strech marks all over her tits

  13. another fantasy ruined. Her tits are gross for being so young. They are nasty, stretch marked, and resemble a golf ball hanging in a nylon sock.

  14. Tapeworm

    How about the clit ring from a couple months ago?

  15. She and Amy Winehouse should have a floppy tit off…

    Hey! Who threw my fried eggs on the wall???

  16. what a suprise.. we finally get some semi-nudity from gaga. i expected something a little more explicit to be honest lol

  17. Her titties look like they went 15 rounds with a boxing kangaroo.

  18. Dean

    Those are two poor excuses for breasts.They look awful.

  19. Mel

    Stretch marks are gross.

  20. BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    Hey at least their real.

  21. Bmurphy72

    If you seen one boobie you want to see all boobies, no matter what size, shape, or condition. You will look for at least a minute no matter how bad.
    Plus I’d rather see her’s than Pa-std’s-ris’s

  22. It’s a real fucking shame that you can’t see MY tits. Their power is unstoppable.

  23. Shaved Muffin

    I’ve seen better in National Geographic. That aside, I love Lady Gaga.

  24. @22 Janey show us your tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. m

    Those are so NASTY breasts! Look at the STRETCH MARKS!

  26. allenlove

    is she !!! i saw her photos on a tall celeb site,seems named :”
    ___Tallmingle…c o m “,you know?

  27. #22 – I’ve seen yours… God spoke to me later that day. Ok, fine… “oh GOD!!!!” spoke to me when I began to spontaneously ejaculate.

  28. Darth

    I couldn’t almost believe how short she is.

  29. Darth

    I’m with head and shoulders taller than she is!

  30. Nero

    I was astonished! I’m even much taller than her!

  31. #29 – What the fuck does shampoo have to do with height?

  32. Rhialto

    #29 He doesn’t have even hair! Are you getting paid?

  33. Jrz

    I don’t understand #29

  34. His Huge Greatness Himself

    There’s a hidden message. . .

  35. JRRRRRZ! How the boy doing? Please tell me you let him bite that dawg back.

  36. Rhialto

    Eww! Don’t expect any head from me! Do i’ve to do more shoulder exercises?

  37. Amy

    Is it just me, or does the chick behind her remind you of the wife from “The Shining?”

  38. Funeral Guy

    This chick needs to obscure her face because it’s a face that needs obscuring. Nice bod though, I’ll give her that.

  39. Have you ever seen Gummo? *shudders*

  40. therusskie

    One word for Gaga: BRA!

  41. Mr. Jones

    Chesticles are totally going east and west. Like two kids in the backseat who hate each other.

  42. Max Planck

    Gagas Tatas

  43. I’d still hit it.

  44. Courtyardpigeon

    I can’t wait until the 80′s are over again.

  45. Fas(c)hionista

    The breast tape holding her blouse in place is pretty distracting, too, since it’s pulling and making her tits look weird. Er.

  46. drew

    X marks the spot

  47. gorillabundy

    I bet she has prettier breasts than everyone commenting.

  48. Meat flaps… ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Otherwise, the rest of her body is pretty nice.

  49. Meat flaps… ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Otherwise, the rest of her body is pretty nice.

  50. Sookie

    I love Lady Gaga. And her breasts are natural and if they have stretc h marks its because she probably lost some weight and it came off there. She is way prettier and more talented than Rumer Willis, the Kardashians, Amy Winehouse, Lindsey Lohan, Samatha Ronson and all of the other idiots that everyone blogs about.

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