Lady GaGa really wants you to look at her crotch

Here’s Lady GaGa performing the final show of her tour in D.C. last night, and apparently she wanted the audience to think she was totally free-vag-ing it. This would be kind of cool if I wasn’t afraid the clown from Stephen King’s “It” is going to roll out and shank me which, let’s be realistic, is exactly what would happen.