Lady GaGa really wants you to look at her crotch

September 30th, 2009 // 114 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa performing the final show of her tour in D.C. last night, and apparently she wanted the audience to think she was totally free-vag-ing it. This would be kind of cool if I wasn’t afraid the clown from Stephen King’s “It” is going to roll out and shank me which, let’s be realistic, is exactly what would happen.

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Comments (114)

  1. POOP | September 30, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    im gay!!!

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  2. Ewww | September 30, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Last

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  3. chick | September 30, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    If she wants to pull this off she should at least attempt to work out and lift up her ass. She just looks nasty!

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    • jet | July 1, 2011 at 8:31 am

      haha loser. she looks incredible. amazing ass!
      say otherwise and youre a jealous loser!

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  4. See Alice | September 30, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Shit I looked ! I thought I saw moving maggots !

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  5. statuswriters | September 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Seriously, Lady Gaga, put the monkey back in its cage.

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  6. ger | September 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Anyone that actually believes she has any talent other than to shock, is lying to themselves. She’s to be taken for the poor entertainment value that she provides. Can’t blame her for doing what she needs to in order to keep the money rolling in. Like strippers.

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  7. ger | September 30, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Anyone that actually believes she has any talent other than to shock, is lying to themselves. She’s to be taken for the poor entertainment value that she provides. Can’t blame her for doing what she needs to in order to keep the money rolling in. Like strippers.

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  8. Mooooooooooooooooo | September 30, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    That ass needs it’s own area code…..

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  9. Jillia | September 30, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Trying just a liiiiiittle too hard to prove she doesn’t have a penis…

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  10. Randal(l) | September 30, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Lady Ga Ga’s talent is beyond what most can comprehend. Her soulful voice, energetic dance moves, and provocative dress make her performances a unique experience second to none…..damn, Randal’s endearing sentiment and kind spirit are really infectious…Just like the Herpes I got from that hooker in the alley behind the Snooty Fox.

    Randal(l)

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  11. cd | September 30, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    #8, that ass needs a treadmill…

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  12. ugh | September 30, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    She’s so ugly. Honestly, I can’t even listen to her music because she’s so damn ugly.

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  13. Aunt Jemima | September 30, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    My-my-my-my-butter-face-my-my-butter-face. Now there is no buts. Nothing is good looking about that chick.

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  14. bert | September 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Ok, I’m getting really tired of looking at this freak whore.

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  15. casualencounters.com/blog | September 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Jesus, look at those thunder thighs. I’d be more worried about catching some creepy fat-borne disease than I would finding a man pickle.

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  16. Mr. Massivity | September 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Anyhow, she’s got talent, and has a great voice. (Check that Kanye/Common/Kid Kudi “Pokerface” re-lick to hear her voice un-processed).

    But god tothe DAMN could she hit the gym? Or at least not flaunt that sub-par booty?

    Also: she claims to love high fashion; etc., but more often than not her outfits seem to be leftovers from the Pride parade. Not avant guarde (like Madonna with Gautier; etc. ), but just craft-fair BULLSHIT.

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  17. Douche' | September 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Quality tuck-under!

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  18. Rod | September 30, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Seriously, Yuck. Are we even sure this is a woman?

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  19. Solaera | September 30, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    In the first thumbs she is wearing fishnets with panties over them and then wearing pantyhose over the fishnets and the panties? Okay…

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  20. xxxRandalxxx | September 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    I’m luvin the other new Randal(l)!!!!

    This cunt is a nontalent. My young neighbor can play the piano better than her and outsing her and she is at college earning a law degree.
    The fags at Hollywood like this glitzy retarded shit and back her and there are enough idiots with not enough mind power to know what real music is to provide the whore with a tremendous income.

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  21. Boobers | September 30, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    LOOK. SHE IS AN ILLUMINATI PUPPET.
    http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676

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  22. Lloyd Johnson | September 30, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Her music must be awesome because her looks are fail.

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  23. havoc | September 30, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    She’s trying way too hard to prove she’s not a guy….

    .

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  24. Christina Princess | September 30, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    ALL OF YOU WHO SAYS BAD THINGS ABOUT GAGA, LIKE SHE’S UGLY AND HAS NO TALENT, ARE JUST JEALOUS!!! I’M SURE THERE ARE SOME FAT, UGLY, UNTALLENTET LOSERS BEHIND THESE COMMENTS!!! GET A LIFE!!! OR AT LEAST TELL IT TO HER FACE, IF YOU DARE!!! BESIDES, IF YOU DON’T LIKE HER SO MUCH, WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER TO COMMENT??? I KNOW WHY! IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE JEALOUS, AND BY BRINGING HER DOWN YOU FEEL GOOD.

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  25. Esoteric | September 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Geez, overreact much? Perez is that you?

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  26. Christopher | September 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Well, at least there’s no peenee — camel toe pretty much confirms a) XX gene, or 2) post-operative.

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  27. Tad Bit Tipsy | September 30, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Why YES your highness,,,,

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  28. The Rough report | September 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    I never though I would say this but maybe she should put some pants on, its the only way shell avoid going on stage with ass acne….ya know!

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  29. Hello There | September 30, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    WOW. Her cooter is lopsided? What a turn off.

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  30. Stand Watee | September 30, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Carnival’s in town & on display…

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  31. shivers | September 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    This is not even shocking. It’s just ridiculous, embarrassing, and repulsive.

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  32. marie e. | September 30, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    shes desperate to prove that she is, in fact, a woman w/ a vagina.

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  33. Jamie | September 30, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    can’t deny can’t deny that the bitch really has an ugly face, can’t deny can’t deny the bitch also has some really bad taste, ug ug ug ugly face ug ug ugly face, combined with really bad taste some really bad taste

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  34. Clamhammer | September 30, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    Lady Nuh-Unh

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  35. GREAT ASS | September 30, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    GREAT ASS!!!!!!

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  36. Randal(l) | September 30, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    (s)He’s definitely trying to hard to convince people she isn’t rocking an eight inch cock. how many pictures have I seen where (s)He is showing what a great job she does at tucking it back, countless topless or see through shirt pictures showing off the effects of the hormone injections. (s)He even made it point that when ever you talk about her(maphrodite) you have to say Lady….Wait a minute! (s)He’s been leaving clues all along. The name itself is a clue. its not “Lady Ga Ga” it’s really “Lady? Ga…Ga…Guy!” Fuck you Scooby Doo! who’s the greatest mother fucking detective now, bitch.

    Randal(l)

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  37. cherry | September 30, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    it doesn’t even look nice when I squint

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  38. Rusty | September 30, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Even the best drag queen cant tuck it that good. Love you GAGA.

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  39. Katie | September 30, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    @ #16…
    actually that stupid song with her and Kanye is nothing but re-edited and her voice has been dragged out and fucked with so no, that’s not her real voice. Besides the song really SUCKS to begin with.

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  40. lisa | September 30, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    @ 10
    LMFAOROFL!:D

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  41. terri | September 30, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    all i can say shes ugly she needs to hit the gym she has a saggy ass why would i be jealous of some butterface skank that isnt talented cause she has money so what her music is lame i would never buy her music i dont listen to her music and she copies everyone else

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  42. neptune | September 30, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Ok, the no-pants look is strange to me as well, but one thing that’s important to realize is that Gaga knows what she’s doing. It’s easy to just brush her off as a crazy bitch, but this is a woman who built her fanbase from scratch, actually had to work hard to become famous, and knows A LOT about fashion and music. If you had read any of her interviews, you’d know that lots of her fashion choices were inspired by the greats (Donatella Versace apparently started the no-pants thing). She’s a modern glam rocker, and like it or not, her music and style are going to lead to her becoming one of the biggest international pop icons of the 21st century.

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  43. it's me | September 30, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Lady GagGag

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  44. somuchbetter | September 30, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    neptune is correct. She also uses her fashion and music to illustrate the faux pas in the industry. Examples, super thick *obviously* fake eyelashes, bleached hair, etc. Take a look at her old photos when she had dark hair. If her goal was to be hot, she could easily achieve it, but that is not her point.

    She also does have quite a bit of talent. She writes her own music and can play multiple instruments, unlike many other performers.

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  45. yeadig | September 30, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    I beat to this pic, true story

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  46. RapeRape | September 30, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    This must be what it feels like to get rape raped.

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  47. Mos | September 30, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    @ 41

    terri, there is such a thing as a period that has nothing to do with the brownish goop that comes out of your angry little twat each month. You use it at the end of the sentence, otherwise you come across like an illiterate buffoon. Which you do.

    Also, in no way, shape or form is that a saggy ass. Hate to disappoint you; whatever you may think about this chick’s music and sartorial decisions, or her face, she has great legs and a great ass. Presumably the posters here who are commenting that it is too large and/or flabby have never actually seen a woman naked. Or, like terri, are just insanely jealous.

    Keep up the good work, guys. While the Superfish has long since stopped being funny, most of your posts are unintentional humor of the highest sort.

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  48. dude_on | September 30, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Say what you will in defense of Lady Freakshow but she just doesn’t cut it as a “talent.” After continuous exposure to this specimen I can no longer endorse her even from the neck down. A decent body simply does not compensate for a face that frightens animals and small children. Celebrity should be reserved for shallow pretty people who also posses some form of talent. The ability to obscure one’s face while simultaneously displaying snatch does not qualify, and I have been firmly documented in the past for maintaining a liberal policy of acceptance toward homely women with rockin’ bodies.

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  49. DragonKatt | September 30, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    @ 24

    No one will take you seriously writing like that. It’s like yelling at people…and you are going about all the wrong ways in attempting to prove your point.

    Anyway, I think the second/jean outfit is hot. I adore the design. Also, the first outfit is quite interesting. It is very original and I would have loved to see it on stage. I am sure, much like MOST concert costumes/attire, it would look better in the full environment.

    Also, I think she has an amazing ass. ;) I am insanely jealous of her. It’s that bubbly AND I don’t see any dimples! Bonus points in my book!

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  50. GTBurns | September 30, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    Lady GaGa is a flash in the pan pop gimick that has one passable song. A song that is more to the credit to the studio techs and producers than any of her Musical talent.

    I sene a photo of her with out her makeup, glam outfits and tea cup, Lady GAG is more like it. Without those things she pretty much has nothing to stand on career wise. it is like KISS without the makeup.

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