After obtaining superstar success in the past year and performing with Elton John at the Grammys, you’d assume Lady GaGa’s next project would involve someone insanely high-profile like the ghost of Michael Jackson. Or Obama on bass. Except you’d be wrong because it’s Lindsay Lohan. I have no fucking clue. E! News reports:
“I can pair them up,” says Jerkins, whose most recent collaboration was on Gaga’s “Telephone” featuring Beyoncé. “I would love it. I would love to see what could happen.”
“I’ve seen a lot of people questioning actresses who have wanted to become pop stars, and they don’t have it,” Jerkins said. “I believe she has it, something deep down. I’ve listened to her in the past, and I think there’s something there. It just needs to be pulled out.”
And that something is the penis of every man in Hollywood. I’m not saying you can’t pull them all out, but someone better be standing right behind you with a metal hatch or you’re going to be right back where you started. Believe me, I’ve done the math.