After obtaining superstar success in the past year and performing with Elton John at the Grammys, you’d assume Lady GaGa’s next project would involve someone insanely high-profile like the ghost of Michael Jackson. Or Obama on bass. Except you’d be wrong because it’s Lindsay Lohan. I have no fucking clue. E! News reports:
“I can pair them up,” says Jerkins, whose most recent collaboration was on Gaga’s “Telephone” featuring Beyoncé. “I would love it. I would love to see what could happen.”
“I’ve seen a lot of people questioning actresses who have wanted to become pop stars, and they don’t have it,” Jerkins said. “I believe she has it, something deep down. I’ve listened to her in the past, and I think there’s something there. It just needs to be pulled out.”
And that something is the penis of every man in Hollywood. I’m not saying you can’t pull them all out, but someone better be standing right behind you with a metal hatch or you’re going to be right back where you started. Believe me, I’ve done the math.
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Taz | February 2, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Yikes
Jennifer | February 2, 2010 at 12:32 pm
FUCK LADY GAGA
Crusty | February 2, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Lady GaGa and Lindsay Lohan in the same place.
- sounds like a good candidate for ground zero.
Dorcus | February 2, 2010 at 12:40 pm
If she’s tucking a penis, she’s doing a damned good job of it. Sad about the face, though.
La Manchuba | February 2, 2010 at 12:41 pm
The only way I’d be in the same room with either one is if they were boiled in bleach and encased in plexi. Life is too short to run the risk of contracting whatever ails GagMe and LoHo.
dude | February 2, 2010 at 12:55 pm
funniest comment! metal hatch….roflmao
jlylec | February 2, 2010 at 12:56 pm
she’s weird but i’d hit the shit out of it.
Lesbians! | February 2, 2010 at 1:01 pm
A Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan lesbian sex tape? That would be EPIC!!
Wait… Jerkings means they are going to sing together? That’s fucking lame!!
kt | February 2, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Rodney Jerkins, a major producer, and I mean MAJOR producer made this statement. Unlike most on these clown sites, I’m going to say something intelligent. Lindsay Lohan expressed and revealed a lot in her Confessions of a Broken Heart video she produced. She is a deeply wounded woman with some really severe issues and sometimes music is the best way to heal oneself. I think what this producer feels is that there is something deep inside Lindsay’s soul that can be expressed through her music. She may not have the best vocal instrument, but she can express. There are singers that don’t have great voices that blow you away in their vocals due to their honesty, expression, enthusiasm, spirit. Maybe Lindsay has that certain “something” in her that a great musician like Gaga collaborating with an expert producer can bring out.
Gorilla Greg | February 2, 2010 at 1:10 pm
All I’m saying, is that GaGa’s voice was so similar to Elton John (in that Grammy duet), that at times it was hard to tell who was singing.
Have to hand it to her (him) though, those are some mighty thighs.
Talent is everything | February 2, 2010 at 1:36 pm
So @9 kt, you would rather hear the mindless soul of an idiot rather than a talented singer? You are obviously someone in the industry – a capitalist pig!!!
People like you are exactly what is wrong with this modern world. You package shit and sell it as yesterday’s steak. How novel!
See – she’s crazy consumers, buy her meaningless product! It’s avant garde or whatever.
Fuck Blowhan and Slimehouse and all the rest of them. I wish there was a country that wasn’t affected by the likes of modern day consumerism.
amir | February 2, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Her outfit is shaped like the Baphomet, which seems appropriate seeing how all of her music and performances have demonic elements to them. She has sold her soul and is letting everyone know. Now her job is to convert others. This is what it has come down to… get ready sheeple.
Nikkee | February 2, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Her flaps are literally hanging right out of that thing. What is the matter with her?
Well her face still looks like a man’s, regardless of the rest of her.
j | February 2, 2010 at 2:14 pm
11 Then I saw another beast rising out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb and it spoke like a dragon. 12 It exercises all the authority of the first beast in its presence, [3] and makes the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose mortal wound was healed. 13 It performs great signs, even making fire come down from heaven to earth in front of people, 14 and by the signs that it is allowed to work in the presence of [4] the beast it deceives those who dwell on earth, telling them to make an image for the beast that was wounded by the sword and yet lived. 15 And it was allowed to give breath to the image of the beast, so that the image of the beast might even speak and might cause those who would not worship the image of the beast to be slain. 16 Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, [5] to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, 17 so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name. 18 This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666
Mumbo Jumbo | February 2, 2010 at 2:21 pm
14 Have you read the Vedic Scriptures? Quite the step up in wisdom from the Judeo/Christian crap.
j | February 2, 2010 at 2:25 pm
the horror…
slim23 | February 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Am I the only one wondering why is her who ya (by that I mean va jayjay) hanging out?
slim23 | February 2, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Am I the only one wondering why is her who ya (by that I mean va jayjay) hanging out?
Alex | February 2, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Identity = everyone knows Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan
Cattle = will buy it because they know Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan
Rest of us = can’t help but watch a train wreck
Textbook production to make money.
Crusty | February 2, 2010 at 2:48 pm
#11, the problem with your argument is that you presume that most people can’t differentiate between shit and yesterday’s steak. The proof is in the pudding, i.e.: Heidi Montag releasing an album that nobody bought.
I have no problem with a private investor putting Lohan and GaGa in a collaborative effort. Let it happen and watch it fail. The only people who would suffer are those who are so blinded by the intricacies of modern day consumerism that they’re incapable of navigating it’s nuances.
havoc | February 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm
That 4th pic has got to be the CD cover…..
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xanadujulie | February 2, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Lady Gaga would never work with that hag. I just can’t see it happening.
arthogen | February 2, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Exactly why does she get so much press?
Covert Koala | February 2, 2010 at 3:22 pm
WOAH, check out that monster box! Gaga never needs to check extra bags at the airport. We’re talking whiffle bat size, that thing would eat the frank and the beans!
Katie | February 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Wow Lohan, that’s lucky. I would love to work with lady gaga. I think they (Lohan and Gaga) would make something very interesting.
taste | February 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm
how the hell did she get her hands on the new Super 7 mix??? It’s barely even out yet?!! EXPLAIN LINDSAY
Hoax & Chan$e | February 2, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Obama cant play bass.
Rumor has it that he is a pro on the skin flute and corn holing taxpayers.
Steve @ Medical Billing Jacksonville | February 2, 2010 at 9:06 pm
A really must see tandem! Cool!
Steve @ Medical Billing Jacksonville | February 2, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Cool! A really must see tandem!
GaGa will rock your face | February 2, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Anyone who insults Lady GaGa better be some hot shit, because if not you sound like fools. You can’t compare her to her pop contemporaries like Spears, Keisha, and all that other smegma. See, all you anti-pop music snobs can’t deal with the fact that she’s entertaining and still has substance. You just want to lump her in the same category as 90% of the pop-stars out there because you can’t look past her fans. You people don’t actually like music, you just like whatever is obscure so you can feel like you’re separate from the herd. But you’re just as much of a fucking cliche as the “sheeple” (a term only asswads still use) you decry. For Christ’s Sake just try enjoying life for once instead of shitting on everyone’s parade.
cheap r4i | February 2, 2010 at 11:08 pm
I hope Lady GaGa never takes Lohan up on that one, I have far too much respect for her and such an action would seriously upset me…
Aims | February 3, 2010 at 12:09 am
Holy crap that outfit is the most reveiling I’ve seen in a long time! She def doesn’t have a penis people! LOL. Where the hell would she put it?
lily | February 3, 2010 at 2:30 am
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susan | February 3, 2010 at 2:33 am
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andra | February 3, 2010 at 5:59 pm
she has stretch marks on her butt :D
I call 'em as I see 'em | February 4, 2010 at 4:12 pm
LOVE pic #4 of Li Lo. Looks like she can sniff out a flask and horse tranquilizer anywhere…
And what is on Lady GaGa’s outer thigh? Grease? Dirt? A bruise?
On the other hand, do I really want to know?
I do like her, though. We need more people who aren’t clones.
Yeah | February 4, 2010 at 7:40 pm
No, #14, you’ve got it wrong…his number is (picture) #4…
Jimmy | February 4, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Holy sh*t she looks exactly like Marilyn Manson!! I knew it…..
nicho | February 6, 2010 at 7:06 am
cAN’t w8 for the colab between ll and lg ^^^it would be the best colab on the whole world…I’m looking forward for the success of their single ^^ LL da best ^^
links of london jewellery | February 7, 2010 at 4:38 am
And what is on Lady GaGa’s outer thigh? Grease? Dirt? A bruise?
On the other hand, do I really want to know?
I do like her, though. We need more people who aren’t clones.
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