Lady GaGa looking freakishly normal
I always assumed seeing Lady GaGa’s actual face would be akin to staring into the Ark of Covenant, and sure enough, it turned out to be a similar experience. Mostly because not unlike the Ark, I found myself compelled to stick my penis in it regardless of the consequences. Hey, tell me something that didn’t melt a whole bunch of Nazis wouldn’t feel awesome. That’s just sound logic.