I always assumed seeing Lady GaGa’s actual face would be akin to staring into the Ark of Covenant, and sure enough, it turned out to be a similar experience. Mostly because not unlike the Ark, I found myself compelled to stick my penis in it regardless of the consequences. Hey, tell me something that didn’t melt a whole bunch of Nazis wouldn’t feel awesome. That’s just sound logic.
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Taz | November 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
still fug!
Bite Me or Fight Me | November 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
‘it’ has a penis. eeew.
annanana | November 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
she’s not even that ugly.
annanana | November 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
she’s not even that ugly.
Ari | November 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Definitely a tranny. No wonder she covers her face up.
Ari | November 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Definitely a tranny. No wonder she covers its* face up.
Ari | November 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Definitely a tranny. No wonder it* covers its* face up.
my brain | November 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm
LOLOl ok i’m done editing
tilleyCA | November 9, 2009 at 1:15 pm
She’s gorgeous! Looks like she may have gotten a nosejob, but hey. I’d hit it. SO FUCK THE REST OF Y’ALLLLLLLLL :D
Valerie | November 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm
She looks older than 23
Crystal | November 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Nipple!
Beer Nuts | November 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm
In pic 15, she’s describing the size of my package.
Hugh Jorgan | November 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I’m willing to bet she looks better than 99% of the women that post here. And 100% of the men that post here couldn’t get it on their best day. And hell, I don’t even like her and think her music sucks.
@#12 – ya crackin me up
djs | November 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm
If you look for older pcitures of her before the strange clothes, bleached hair, heavy makeup and the nose job, she was a very attractive Italian lady.
hey | November 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm
wow, she’s really not even that bad!
Dude of Dudes | November 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Well I would hit it. But I have to say if I saw her on the street I dont think Id really notice her all that much.
I see chicks so much hotter than she is on a daily basis. She’s average at best. Is Jon busy?
x | November 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm
The show is called “Wetten Dass..?” not “Wetten Daas..?”
Kdizzle | November 9, 2009 at 1:51 pm
She kind of looks like Amy Winehouse…
Jenna | November 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I don’t think she got a nose job, I just think all the pictures are from a good angle and her hair makes her nose look smaller. Either way, she looks much better without the insane attire and makeup. I’m really curious to see what she looks like in just a pair of jeans and a tank top or something.
Jenn | November 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm
@18 she really does… lol
Nice torpedo’s.
test | November 9, 2009 at 2:11 pm
She looks like Amy Winehouse indeed!
It´s eiter some side-effect of the substance abuse or she IS Amy Winehouse alter ego
I Think | November 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm
GAGA FTW!!!!!!!
2Urban | November 9, 2009 at 2:27 pm
She had a nose job. Check out this link:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2009/01/22/yay-we-dont-have-to-look-at-lady-gagas-scary-old-witch-nose/
Kay | November 9, 2009 at 2:27 pm
wouldn’t call that normal, lookin rough.
Keepcelineonyourside | November 9, 2009 at 2:29 pm
How do drugs work? by Lady Gaga!!!
Max Planck | November 9, 2009 at 2:29 pm
She forgot to bring her knitting.
jim eh | November 9, 2009 at 2:38 pm
There’s my good ol’ Stefani Germanotta. I like her, and in 5 years all you negative nancies will be sorry you shunned her so bad.
Jail | November 9, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Sad when 50 lbs of pancake makeup constitutes “normal”.
PS She’s not cute.
Stef | November 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
After you put a scrotum on your head, 50 ibs of makeup becomes normal. Perspective is fun like that..
Ein | November 9, 2009 at 2:45 pm
She is the next Aguilera: Made ugly by the excess of make-up.
stupiass | November 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm
fish wants to stick his penis in a whole bunch of nazis? what?
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sunshine | November 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm
The dress that thinks it’s a table is normal.
Kat | November 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Weird seeing her without so much make up. I’d still say she’s not that attractive, but definitely not ugly.
A Chick | November 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm
She definitely got a nose job. Looks wayyyy different.
effervescent | November 9, 2009 at 3:46 pm
CHIN JOB! nose job, and maybe she shaved down her jaw bone, no matter what she looks much more feminine than before.
Shep | November 9, 2009 at 4:02 pm
wow blow up picture # 7 and tell me that’s not a man dressed up like a woman, barf.
Sardonic | November 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker photoshopped with Amy Winehouse
Christopher | November 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Is… is that nip in the first pic? Cause if it is, it’s not in the right spot…
Anon | November 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Whoa, she looks pretty cute. However, Google “Lady Gaga no makeup…” Not so cute.
Motionn | November 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm
she still has way too much eye-make up on. If she went back to being brunette and wore way less eye make-up and red lips, she could be attractive.
I’ve seen older pics of her and she was almost cute. That pancake make-up makes her look a good 15 years older.
Some Latin, Italian and other chicks of mediteranean and middle-eastern background look horrible as blonds. She is one of them.
seriously | November 9, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Wow that is some heavy make up. I think she looks average at best but at least she’s working with what she has and hopefully doesn’t go get a ton of surgery.
Matt | November 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I like her flap jack tits! I definately would suck and play with those!
iujuuland | November 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm
she’s amazing and looks good in that pictures
VtFarmboy | November 9, 2009 at 7:11 pm
OMG I look at these pictures and…. OMG Somone tell me she doesnt like Carol Channing!!!!
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 9, 2009 at 7:30 pm
She looks like any other dog faced ugly Jew you see at a Long Island shopping mall. She gussies herself up to hid this fact.
minx | November 9, 2009 at 8:34 pm
It’s true, she used to be surprisingly cute back when she was a brunette and without all the crazy stuff on her face. That said, her tits are way too saggy. Can’t get past those. She needs to push them up or cover them up.
Simone | November 9, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Her boobs are hanging way lower than they should be for someone her age. They look like they’re nothing but sagging skin. She needs a better push up and together bra.
small business health insurance | November 9, 2009 at 9:20 pm
she’s not that bad