Lady GaGa is the new hotness, maybe? Who knows?

January 17th, 2009 // 112 Comments

Here’s pop singer Lady Gaga leaving Nobu in London last night. She’s apparently a big deal right now, and okay, I get it, I guess. She’s everything Britney Spears can never be: Vocally talented, childless and under 25. I mean, sure with enough hard work and determination Britney could accomplish two out of those three, but learning how to sing? Let’s be serious for a minute.

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  1. Missystar

    First bitches!

  2. Missystar

    Remind me again why first is such a big fat victory?

  3. lol

    ummm NO.

  4. Man Ga Ga

    Did she talk to Richard Branson to get this far? Wow she is so obviously in the Richard Branson Club. Will she ever create any material with NO Richard Branson influence in it whatsoever? I mean Richard Branson is such a dickhead claiming to be founder of Virgin because you can hear about Virgin and it’s founder in 1960s music. Lady Ga Ga needs to work of her own initiative and cure her obvious tonal deafness. Lady Go Go with the flow please. She really is out of synch with decades of music across all the types/genres.

  5. Kelley

    Totally dumb-ass hairstyle, hullooooo !!

  6. dr vader

    why are the Brits so friggen ugly?

  7. tom

    i guess Britney could be a man,

    if she wanted to -

  8. Cash

    Yeeeah… No. Just, No.

  9. furbyjuice

    FIRST!!

  10. Happy 2009, and I’m still absolutely, unabashedly, and unrepentantly gay, … fuck.

  11. Gaga for LadyGaga…

    I love already.

  12. Alexa.

    Who is this?

  13. Gaga ain’t nowhere close to my girl Britney. Fuck outta here man!
    She ain’t even nowhere close to my girl Katy Perry. Whatchu talkin’ bout better than Britney? Fuck outta here!

  14. Gaga ain’t nowhere close to my girl Britney. F… outta here man!
    She ain’t even nowhere close to my girl Katy Perry. Whatchu talkin’ bout better than Britney? F… outta here!

  15. She has stretch marks on her boob in pic #1.

  16. Guy

    @7

    She’s American you dumb ass, which, according to you, makes Americans ugly and stupid.

  17. CaptainMorgan

    Love the second to last picture. The guy is like, ” Aw, hell no. You never said nuthin about TOUCHIN me. Damn, I just got this cleaned, bitch. This is Sean Jean, yo.”

    Bet he didn’t want any photographic evidence of being seen with this useless skank.

  18. Gem

    She’d be hot without the stupid hairstyle.

  19. Conky

    Stretchmarks on her titties is not hot.

    The scabs on her knees are extremely hot though.

    Thanks

  20. Hey, y’all, Brit can be man, too. She just doesn’t want to be.

  21. No decency left?

    MORE white trash?

  22. john

    I see it but what is it?

  23. John

    Awwwww. She’s a bow of hair on her head.

  24. Funeral Guy

    Three things:

    Probably fug behind those big dopey sunglasses.

    Smokln’ hot ass.

    stretch marks on flapjack titties.

  25. LMAO…yeah she does have some serious stretch marks, but that’s the price of having a nice rack that isn’t plastic.

  26. joanna

    nice dress but strechmarks………………………not so nice. like her songs tho. btw #6, she’s from NY.

  27. Clay

    She wears those giant sunglasses constantly to hide the fact she has a girnormous nose.

  28. Britsarebest

    @16 – glad you said it!

  29. john

    Is she dating Dave Chapelle?

  30. Chippendale

    What happened to her right knee in pic 1

  31. tahnee

    man i thought that was a sweat stain on the back on her dress

  32. devilsrain

    Just to reiterate. If you are first and type first you are a fucking douchebag

  33. YoMomma

    This bitch is so fucking ugly.

  34. sikofdis

    If this chick is 25, then I have 4 dicks and am simultaneously DP’ing two women right now!

  35. nikki

    she has a nasty little lump on her crotch in previous superficial postings.

    its probably a piercing.. either way.. still disgusting.

  36. Guest

    In Britney’s defense; She CAN sing.
    She was on the Mickey Mouse club, right?
    So she obviously has talent. . . she’s just
    not utilizing it very well.

    Yay Britney!!!
    xoxo

  37. Guest

    In Britney’s defense; She CAN sing.
    She was on the Mickey Mouse club, right?
    So she obviously has talent. . . she’s just
    not utilizing it very well.

    Yay Britney!!!
    xoxo

  38. mumbojumbo

    You people are so giving and nice,
    It’s such a shame that the tide is coming in,
    to sweep your thoughts away.

  39. I think it’s time for the bandage dress to die, yes?

  40. dontwannabefake

    She may be all THAT, but c’mon people! Dont you have enough problems to worry about than to sit on your butts and think of mean things to say about celebrities? They are people just like us, they have feelings, they have a somewhat personal life, but they also have a desire to be treated fair. That goes in the way of publicity, too. Here’s my tip for you, stop being so cynical and get off your butt and get a better job. Like a nurse or a volunteer at a shelter. Go someplace where you can actually HELP someone instead of cutting them down.

  41. ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Lady GaGa ?
    All my Somali Pirate Satellite ™ is picking up right now is Radio Ga Ga.
    Then things go ‘Goo Goo’ …
    Oh Oh. It’s Knee at the door.
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : I require a rewire ‘Frank’. Somali Pirate Satellite ™ is crap. And personwooly I always wonder why pirates so concerned over trademark.

  42. kc

    Lady GaGa is a tranny ya’ll…….just FYI

  43. kc

    Lady GaGa is a tranny ya’ll…….just FYI

  44. Fas(c)hionista

    dontwannabefake:

    Then what are you doing here instead of delivering meals on wheels?

    The site’s called The Superficial, go Google its definition.

  45. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN

    THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE NEVER BACK DOWN

  46. Dr McNasty

    More like Lady GAGa… see what I’ve done there?

  47. I like that hairstyle, like a handle on top of her head, hope it catches on!

  48. B

    Dumbass haristyle. Stretch marked titties. Terrible singing voice. You’ve failed me today Superficial.

  49. vanessa

    is there anything remotely interesting about this person? why this post? because she’s channeling minnie mouse with that preposterous hairdo? weak.

  50. Gr8 points all #42-49.

    Inside job ?

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