Here’s pop singer Lady Gaga leaving Nobu in London last night. She’s apparently a big deal right now, and okay, I get it, I guess. She’s everything Britney Spears can never be: Vocally talented, childless and under 25. I mean, sure with enough hard work and determination Britney could accomplish two out of those three, but learning how to sing? Let’s be serious for a minute.
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Missystar | January 17, 2009 at 4:02 pm
First bitches!
Missystar | January 17, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Remind me again why first is such a big fat victory?
lol | January 17, 2009 at 4:05 pm
ummm NO.
Man Ga Ga | January 17, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Did she talk to Richard Branson to get this far? Wow she is so obviously in the Richard Branson Club. Will she ever create any material with NO Richard Branson influence in it whatsoever? I mean Richard Branson is such a dickhead claiming to be founder of Virgin because you can hear about Virgin and it’s founder in 1960s music. Lady Ga Ga needs to work of her own initiative and cure her obvious tonal deafness. Lady Go Go with the flow please. She really is out of synch with decades of music across all the types/genres.
Kelley | January 17, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Totally dumb-ass hairstyle, hullooooo !!
dr vader | January 17, 2009 at 4:10 pm
why are the Brits so friggen ugly?
tom | January 17, 2009 at 4:11 pm
i guess Britney could be a man,
if she wanted to -
Cash | January 17, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Yeeeah… No. Just, No.
furbyjuice | January 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm
FIRST!!
RichPort ( Is Still Gay ) | January 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Happy 2009, and I’m still absolutely, unabashedly, and unrepentantly gay, … fuck.
Kalifornyah | January 17, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Gaga for LadyGaga…
I love already.
Alexa. | January 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Who is this?
spicy_cake | January 17, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Gaga ain’t nowhere close to my girl Britney. Fuck outta here man!
She ain’t even nowhere close to my girl Katy Perry. Whatchu talkin’ bout better than Britney? Fuck outta here!
spicy_cake | January 17, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Gaga ain’t nowhere close to my girl Britney. F… outta here man!
She ain’t even nowhere close to my girl Katy Perry. Whatchu talkin’ bout better than Britney? F… outta here!
spamfighter | January 17, 2009 at 4:33 pm
She has stretch marks on her boob in pic #1.
Guy | January 17, 2009 at 4:37 pm
@7
She’s American you dumb ass, which, according to you, makes Americans ugly and stupid.
CaptainMorgan | January 17, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Love the second to last picture. The guy is like, ” Aw, hell no. You never said nuthin about TOUCHIN me. Damn, I just got this cleaned, bitch. This is Sean Jean, yo.”
Bet he didn’t want any photographic evidence of being seen with this useless skank.
Gem | January 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm
She’d be hot without the stupid hairstyle.
Conky | January 17, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Stretchmarks on her titties is not hot.
The scabs on her knees are extremely hot though.
Thanks
Maxwell Hammer | January 17, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Hey, y’all, Brit can be man, too. She just doesn’t want to be.
No decency left? | January 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm
MORE white trash?
john | January 17, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I see it but what is it?
John | January 17, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Awwwww. She’s a bow of hair on her head.
Funeral Guy | January 17, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Three things:
Probably fug behind those big dopey sunglasses.
Smokln’ hot ass.
stretch marks on flapjack titties.
MsSassy | January 17, 2009 at 5:11 pm
LMAO…yeah she does have some serious stretch marks, but that’s the price of having a nice rack that isn’t plastic.
joanna | January 17, 2009 at 5:11 pm
nice dress but strechmarks………………………not so nice. like her songs tho. btw #6, she’s from NY.
Clay | January 17, 2009 at 5:17 pm
She wears those giant sunglasses constantly to hide the fact she has a girnormous nose.
Britsarebest | January 17, 2009 at 5:30 pm
@16 – glad you said it!
john | January 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Is she dating Dave Chapelle?
Chippendale | January 17, 2009 at 5:41 pm
What happened to her right knee in pic 1
tahnee | January 17, 2009 at 5:59 pm
man i thought that was a sweat stain on the back on her dress
devilsrain | January 17, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Just to reiterate. If you are first and type first you are a fucking douchebag
YoMomma | January 17, 2009 at 6:11 pm
This bitch is so fucking ugly.
sikofdis | January 17, 2009 at 6:12 pm
If this chick is 25, then I have 4 dicks and am simultaneously DP’ing two women right now!
nikki | January 17, 2009 at 6:26 pm
she has a nasty little lump on her crotch in previous superficial postings.
its probably a piercing.. either way.. still disgusting.
Guest | January 17, 2009 at 6:59 pm
In Britney’s defense; She CAN sing.
She was on the Mickey Mouse club, right?
So she obviously has talent. . . she’s just
not utilizing it very well.
Yay Britney!!!
xoxo
Guest | January 17, 2009 at 6:59 pm
In Britney’s defense; She CAN sing.
She was on the Mickey Mouse club, right?
So she obviously has talent. . . she’s just
not utilizing it very well.
Yay Britney!!!
xoxo
mumbojumbo | January 17, 2009 at 7:17 pm
You people are so giving and nice,
It’s such a shame that the tide is coming in,
to sweep your thoughts away.
lillywolf | January 17, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I think it’s time for the bandage dress to die, yes?
dontwannabefake | January 17, 2009 at 7:25 pm
She may be all THAT, but c’mon people! Dont you have enough problems to worry about than to sit on your butts and think of mean things to say about celebrities? They are people just like us, they have feelings, they have a somewhat personal life, but they also have a desire to be treated fair. That goes in the way of publicity, too. Here’s my tip for you, stop being so cynical and get off your butt and get a better job. Like a nurse or a volunteer at a shelter. Go someplace where you can actually HELP someone instead of cutting them down.
'Frank' from 16th Floor | January 17, 2009 at 7:35 pm
‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Lady GaGa ?
All my Somali Pirate Satellite ™ is picking up right now is Radio Ga Ga.
Then things go ‘Goo Goo’ …
Oh Oh. It’s Knee at the door.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : I require a rewire ‘Frank’. Somali Pirate Satellite ™ is crap. And personwooly I always wonder why pirates so concerned over trademark.
kc | January 17, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Lady GaGa is a tranny ya’ll…….just FYI
kc | January 17, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Lady GaGa is a tranny ya’ll…….just FYI
Fas(c)hionista | January 17, 2009 at 8:30 pm
dontwannabefake:
Then what are you doing here instead of delivering meals on wheels?
The site’s called The Superficial, go Google its definition.
NEVER BACK DOWN MAN | January 17, 2009 at 8:33 pm
THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE NEVER BACK DOWN
Dr McNasty | January 17, 2009 at 8:41 pm
More like Lady GAGa… see what I’ve done there?
hollywood_hillbilly | January 17, 2009 at 9:12 pm
I like that hairstyle, like a handle on top of her head, hope it catches on!
B | January 17, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Dumbass haristyle. Stretch marked titties. Terrible singing voice. You’ve failed me today Superficial.
vanessa | January 17, 2009 at 9:47 pm
is there anything remotely interesting about this person? why this post? because she’s channeling minnie mouse with that preposterous hairdo? weak.
Cliff Notes | January 17, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Gr8 points all #42-49.
Inside job ?