Lady GaGa is bisexual, too. Of course.

May 28th, 2009 // 92 Comments

I expected some originality from Lady GaGa, but in her interview with Rolling Stone she plays the tired bisexual card that seems to be the soup du jour of every female celeb lately. But at least this anecdote includes tons of blow and Marilyn Manson trying to get laid:

Lady Gaga’s devotion to being a star drove her to order bags of cocaine and spend hours perfecting her hair and makeup in a tiny Lower East Side apartment after she dropped out of NYU several years ago — well before she was actually famous. “It was quite sick,” she admits. “I suppose that’s where the vanity of the album came from.” Her debut, The Fame, was almost entirely inspired by her relationship with a heavy-metal drummer named Luke, and their breakup profoundly changed Gaga. She tells Hiatt she’s bisexual, but her attraction to women is purely physical. It’s an aspect of her sexuality that makes boyfriends “uncomfortable,” she says.
Her sexuality proclivities don’t seem to offend Marilyn Manson, however, who lobbed a series of awful pickup lines at his new friend at our cover shoot (grab the issue to hear his worst). “She knows exactly what she’s doing,” he tells RS. “She’s very smart, she’s not selling out, she’s a great musician, she’s a great singer, and she’s laughing when she’s doing it, the same way that I am.”

Oh, that’s nice. She’s uncomfortable with men as it is and fucking Marilyn Manson tries to pick her up. Jesus. I’m amazed this interview didn’t end with Lady GaGa marrying Anne Heche and watching The L Word. On a golf course.

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  1. FACE

    Isnt this bitch just Dale Bozzio from the 80s without the talent??

  2. Ananana

    “Lady Gaga’s devotion to being a star drove her to order bags of cocaine and spend hours perfecting her hair and makeup…”

    please… just… die…. Oh, and Rolling Stone and Marilyn Manson just fucking lost all of their cred..

  3. Ananana

    oh, and she looks like cher. and not in a good way.

  4. WTF

    would someone please tell me if that is a FUCKING MAN OR A WOMAN??!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!11111oneoneone
    that is the 64 thousand dollar question.

  5. the woman is a joke… I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!

  6. Boomerang

    she’s hot no matter what !!! have u seen her new video ? it’s brilliant

  7. insecthero

    For what seems like the hundredth time, who the fuck is this…THING, and why the hell should anyone care? I never even heard of her until Fish started posting shit about her.

  8. Donkey Dongey Dong

    Thems some floppy boobies!

  9. melissa dee

    I don’t get it.Is she pretty, and I’m blind…cause her face looks fuckin RETRADED..HMMM..

  10. passthebleach

    I haven’t commented on here in a long time, but it needs to be said: to the writer(s) of this site, please warn us before you post something so atrociously awful. If I was eating when I saw this I would have blown chunks all over my computer screen. Everything was going great, then I scrolled down and got a gander at that horrible beast, and now I’m sure I’m going to have nightmares when I’m trying to sleep tonight, thanks a lot!

  11. bitingontinfoil

    DAYUM…Lady GAGa looks like a methed out bernadette peters!

  12. Careful, Lady Gaga…you’re burning your light so brightly, I fear it may run out of energy.

    Check out my recovery blog: http://www.GoodbyeWine.com

  13. NOOOMOOOOREEEEEE

    someone needs to hit her with their car so she can go straight to hell where she belongs. this skank is and always will be fucking ugly/talentless

  14. oh and.....

    ps ROLLING STONE IS SHIT FUCK YOU ROLLING STONE

  15. allecia

    Everyone on here is a fucking douche bag with a closed mind… And people with closed minds should also come with a closed mouth… Lady gaga is amazing unlike some of the other celebrities… And news flash ALOTT of women are bi that would never date another women, you’re all a bunch of fat ass ugly people I’m sure of it who sit on your computers and wish to be famous and u just can’t stand the fact that you will never have the talent that others do… She’s writes her own music, designs her wardrobe and sings amazing… She is a rare kind of person that stands up and let’s what douche bags like yourselfs not bother her… Personally I think she is sexy as helll considering I think blondes r unattractive she’s gorgeous… Go whack off or rub one as as you cry then go to your dead end jobs pco you fuckin bitches

  16. Toot your own horn

    Lady Gaga stop hiding behind bad alias’ such as “allecia” to toot your own horn. Stop googling yourself and find a real profession, you are a joke, and you should go back to being a writer for little pop princesses.

  17. allecia

    Guess what faggot I am allecia and not lady gaga you fuck… Why dnt u myspace me myspace.com/xotiamos143ox, oh I’m sure you won’t bc then ur precious heart will b broken when u realize ur a douche bag and tour wrong

  18. Take a look at this YouTube video titled “Lady Gaga J oins Twisted Sister” comparing Lady Gaga to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, funny stuff!!

  19. Dave

    Take a look at this YouTube video titled “Lady Gaga Joins Twisted Sister” comparing Lady Gaga to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, funny stuff!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_KC2Pm8vNM

  20. Dave

    Take a look at this YouTube video titled “Lady Gaga Joins Twisted Sister” comparing Lady Gaga to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, funny stuff!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_KC2Pm8vNM

  21. StraightBlackFemale

    From the neck down she is bangin’. Love the pink, angelic thing going on. Love the cover, but in all honesty how is this one hit wonder gonna get a ROLLING STONE cover? I only know like 2 songs of hers…pokerface and whatever…
    *confused look*

  22. Blanche Harrison

    Lady Ga Ga is anything but a lady! She is substandard in every aspect you could imagine from the looks to moves, dance, voice, talent…
    In fact she has nothing to brag about, and that’s why she has chosen to compensate this lack of everything by wearing those kinds of controversial clothings. At least she is smart enough to know the fact that she wouldn’t stand a chance in the entertainment business if it weren’t for the controversy and her ugly nose and body!!
    She will never have a nosejob, I guarantee that, because she benefits from looking like Frankestein by creating more buzz!!

  23. Alexandra

    Who the F*** wrote this ridiculous article?

    This article is pathetic…Just because she said she’s bisexual doesn’t give people the right to start criticizing her because of it. So what if women turn her on? Big Effin’ Deal!

    By the way very classy to mention, L word…Anne Heche & Golf all in one sentence…as if any of them are relevant to each other. I happen to be an attractive feminine lesbian, and I really dislike Golf…it’s the most boring sport on earth!

    What the hell does golf have to do with L word? LOL …I apologize for the rant…but The L Word was practically soft core porn ( I loved it… ) Golf is far from that… Unless you get the Ladies from the Play Boy mansion naked on the golf course, you wont find me their…or Lady Gaga for that matter. She may be eccentric, but the girls got tallent! and she’s richer than all of us!!

    So all you sad lonely people out their making fun of the way she looks….Please get a life.

    “Lady GaGa marrying Anne Heche and watching The L Word. On a golf course.”….quoted from the article lol…give me a break!

    PS: Anne Heche is a loony, and happily involved with a man.

  24. Maria

    so just b/c she’s bisexual YOU have a problem with? Bigot

  25. Julie

    Why do some people defend celebrites by saying “shut up she’s richer than all of us”. By that logic because I am definitely more wealthy than this trash I have a right to make fun of her. The only thing I will say is she needs a head transplant-ASAP!

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  27. ov

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  28. vinicius

    wow, if you guys hate her then stop reading her interviews, listening to her music, critisizing her, you guys are just jelous of her voice and her fame.
    SHES FAMOUS BECAUSE SHE SINGS, I DONT THINK ANY OF YOU LISTENED TO HER SONGS (brown eyes, speechless- those really show her voice…) YOU GUYS ARE TO BUYS CRITISIZING HER, AND BEING IGNORANT PRETENDING TO NOT LIKE HER JUST TO BE AGAINTS THE CROWED.. WELL IF U ODNTL IKE HER THEN SHUT UP,. BUT BEFORE YOU SAY YOU DO, LISTEN TO HER MUSIC, LYRICS, AND HER VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    she isnt weird, shes unique, shes different. and so what if shes bisexual? so what if she isnt bisexual? SAYING UR BISEXUAL DOESNT CALL ANY ONES ATTENTION, SO IF SHE SAYS SHE IS THEN SHE MUST BE… shes actually very beautiful, she just looks hideous here, but she didnt pick the outfit… (itsn ot even the clothes its really the hair…)

    SO IF YOU DONT LIKE HER, GO SUCK DICK, STOP WAISTING YOUR TIEM SAYING STUFF NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR!

  29. vinicius

    wow, if you guys hate her then stop reading her interviews, listening to her music, critisizing her, you guys are just jelous of her voice and her fame.
    SHES FAMOUS BECAUSE SHE SINGS, I DONT THINK ANY OF YOU LISTENED TO HER SONGS (brown eyes, speechless- those really show her voice…) YOU GUYS ARE TO BUYS CRITISIZING HER, AND BEING IGNORANT PRETENDING TO NOT LIKE HER JUST TO BE AGAINTS THE CROWED.. WELL IF U ODNTL IKE HER THEN SHUT UP,. BUT BEFORE YOU SAY YOU DO, LISTEN TO HER MUSIC, LYRICS, AND HER VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    she isnt weird, shes unique, shes different. and so what if shes bisexual? so what if she isnt bisexual? SAYING UR BISEXUAL DOESNT CALL ANY ONES ATTENTION, SO IF SHE SAYS SHE IS THEN SHE MUST BE… shes actually very beautiful, she just looks hideous here, but she didnt pick the outfit… (itsn ot even the clothes its really the hair…)

    SO IF YOU DONT LIKE HER, GO SUCK DICK, STOP WAISTING YOUR TIEM SAYING STUFF NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR!

  30. It dosen’t get any better: Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson. True individuals who would never compromise for anybody. Creativity at its finest. Bisexual, bicurious, lesbian, bent, twisted, whatever…it’s all good! Disagree all you want, but it’s what keeps the world evolving…

  31. LadyGagaFan

    For those out there who say she has no talent, her is a video showing that she actually DOES have quite a bit of talent. Meet the Lady GaGa before the pop music (she still has the same talented voice and piano skills):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiBEvOHEgw4&feature=related

  32. Yes Lady GaGa is Bisexual, She said on the recent MTV VMa’s sha has a fascination of women . I love her music and i think she’s really hot, so the fact that she’s bi makes her much cooler now. Im looking forward to seeing her live, and heres another reason to love GG even more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIeCrj_Gn6A

  33. Flipster

    Take away her make up and lady gaga is one fucking ugly cunt with a big nose.

  34. LittleMissNaughty

    Wow ok first off, Lady Gag gag: We know your not bi! Your saying that you are cause your an attention whore! Second: Your uglier than Jobba The Hutt! And lastly: Your singing sucks!!!!

  35. fake little cunt

    HAHA…

    For those of you wondering, she only got a record deal in the first place because her rich daddy paid for her initial studio time!!! LMAO. So now you know. Having a rich daddy and extreme good luck. Thats how someone even as ugly as her can be a fame whore.

    I don’t like to criticise people for their appearance, and I mean come ON it’s not like she’s the ugliest person in the world, but… her glum face just irritates the HELL out of me. I mean she’s got a huge dick nose but that isn’t even the main problem. She’s a chinless wonder and has the most dog-eared tits I’ve EVER seen on a childless young woman.

    She’s not even gay and as a bi teenage girl I really really resent her trying to woo the gays by pretending she is.

    SHE HAS NEVER FUCKED A WOMAN. EVER.

    SHE HAS NEVER BEEN A DRUG ADDICT, SHE JUST SAID SO TO BE LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE.

    SHE HAS NO TALENT AND REDONE CONTRIBUTE MUCH MORE TO “HER” SHIT BUBBLEGUM POP THAN SHE DOES.

    Her whole public persona is so fake, shes just a boring shy girl, tragically born without a personality or talent trying to be cool. And godammit its worked why can’t people see through her???

  36. fake little cunt

    oh yeah she only co writes and sometime co produces her song and she absolutely does NOT DESIGN HER OWN CLOTHES.

    she contributes no more to her music that your average pop star. Even Rihanna co-writes and produces her songs these days.

  37. GagaIsGagly

    .

    Listen.
    Lady Gaga is simply UGLY !!!

    There.
    I’ve stated what everybody else has been
    thinking for years (and you know it’s true).

    She looks like that ugly little kid who was
    the star of that one show called ‘Blossom’.

    Why won’t they both just get a nose
    job and their jaw/chin fixed already?

    Just because they are rich does not
    mean that they also have a right to
    go around traumatizing society
    with their unattractive faces.

    How dare they?!?!

    Do society a favor and call
    a plastic surgeon already.

    And as things stand so far ….
    ‘Dude looks like a Lady’…Gaga.

    .

  38. Jenniffer

    You all need to go out and leave the hell alone with lady gaga…you guys are just a bunch of bitches who don’t have a life,that is why you are so nosy with lady gagas life…shut the shiet up son of bitches…i love you lady gaga!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Phone sex

    some one is beautiful as you.

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