Lady GaGa is bisexual, too. Of course.

May 28th, 2009 // 92 Comments

I expected some originality from Lady GaGa, but in her interview with Rolling Stone she plays the tired bisexual card that seems to be the soup du jour of every female celeb lately. But at least this anecdote includes tons of blow and Marilyn Manson trying to get laid:

Lady Gaga’s devotion to being a star drove her to order bags of cocaine and spend hours perfecting her hair and makeup in a tiny Lower East Side apartment after she dropped out of NYU several years ago — well before she was actually famous. “It was quite sick,” she admits. “I suppose that’s where the vanity of the album came from.” Her debut, The Fame, was almost entirely inspired by her relationship with a heavy-metal drummer named Luke, and their breakup profoundly changed Gaga. She tells Hiatt she’s bisexual, but her attraction to women is purely physical. It’s an aspect of her sexuality that makes boyfriends “uncomfortable,” she says.
Her sexuality proclivities don’t seem to offend Marilyn Manson, however, who lobbed a series of awful pickup lines at his new friend at our cover shoot (grab the issue to hear his worst). “She knows exactly what she’s doing,” he tells RS. “She’s very smart, she’s not selling out, she’s a great musician, she’s a great singer, and she’s laughing when she’s doing it, the same way that I am.”

Oh, that’s nice. She’s uncomfortable with men as it is and fucking Marilyn Manson tries to pick her up. Jesus. I’m amazed this interview didn’t end with Lady GaGa marrying Anne Heche and watching The L Word. On a golf course.

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  1. ELH

    I was going to say first but I’ll guess 5th

  2. ger

    She fkn disgusting. Butterface.

  3. what?

    This talentless cunt needs someone to count down her 15 minutes asap!

  4. Michael Jackson

    “Lady Gaga’s devotion to being a star drove her to order bags of cocaine and spend hours perfecting her hair and makeup…”

    That’s what constitutes as “talent” now days. Remember when actual artists use to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. Andy Warhol is rolling in his grave.

  5. FuzzyBean

    ‘Dave Matthews Band Rebounds: Best Album Yet’ Hilarious.

  6. aye

    thats just scary.

  7. F. Gary Gray

    “That’s what constitutes as “talent” now days. Remember when actual artists use to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. Andy Warhol is rolling in his grave.”

    Oh yeah, Andy Warhol was truly the definition of an “actual artist” who would hate to see people without any discernible talent turn into celebrities. Pffff.

  8. god she is uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  9. Big Ugly Nose she has

    Is this whore Italian/American? Why is she always showing off her legs and ass? Is that what we have come to now? I saw her on Idol and felt embarassed for her except she gets paid giant money for essentially nothing. I don’t get it.

  10. Clem

    Christ, I nearly through up a turd when I saw that photo! That has got to be one of the fugliest swamp-donkeys I have ever seen.

  11. Chick

    shes trying to get attention as usual.. and she looks horrible in every picture I see of her. It seems like shes wearing a TON of makeup and yet she still looks like a dog. I wouldnt wanna see her without it.

  12. Max Planck

    Elsa Lanchester…the Bride of Frankenstein.

  13. Funeral Guy

    She is so ugly I don’t even think a butch dyke lesbo would do the tuna munch with her. What a no talent fame whore. The current music scene is total crap.

  14. Tom K

    She needs another nose job and she makes all Italians from New York once again look like trash.

  15. Alright! she may look like shes channeling Dee Snyder but i like her hips though!

  16. WHY DOES EVERY CHICK NOW A DAYS SAY THEY ARE BI BUT WOULD NEVER DATE A GIRL? I DONT THINK THAT BEING BI AT ALL, bc Megan foxx said the same thing. that shes bi but would never date a girl that was bi bc that means that the girl likes penis and if she likes penis something something something . Megan fox should just stick to porn LMAO

  17. frank

    If she were an Asian man, her name would be Hom Lee…

  18. mikeock

    Give it … oh … 2 years, and it’ll be Lady Who? There will be some out-of-focus pictures of her weighing in at 250 pounds on the cover of Star Magazine, with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth.

  19. Why did Dee Snider change his name to Lady Ga Ga?

  20. Italian Stallion

    I could beat her in poker. Hell, with that face, I could just beat her…….

  21. Rossco

    I still have no idea who she is or what she’s “famous” for aside from being on here all the time lately…

  22. Tiz Nizzle

    she looks like Gozer from Ghostbusters

  23. She like 'em big

    Ha ha the dirty whore says a man needs a big dick. I bet her mother is proud. Well, with all the money for almost nothing I am sure she is.
    I hate this cunt and she has an ugly face.

  24. Beeotch

    They should call her Lady Gag….cause that is what I want to do when I look at her.

  25. Papahotnuts

    I have bowling shoes better looking than her. And those aren’t bubbles covering her, they’re tears from Jesus. Why hath his father forsaken him with this beast?

  26. MaryJane

    Her songs are catchy, well the two that I’ve heard, ((I don’t listen to the radio so I haven’t had the urge to kill myself when I hear them)) but it’s unfortunate that she has a fat girl face, it’s SO weird.

    In the newest issue of PLAYBOY in they back where they do the GRAPEVINE ((they show celebs that have done nipple slips and what not)) there is a shot of her boobie from a gaping shirt and she has either had three or four kids and breastfed them all till they puked or she used to weigh a duece/duece and 1/2 cuz her tit sags like a reallllly old grandma.

    I feel kind of bad making fun of her cuz she is like a little retard girl…… someone put a jacket around her for God’s sake she is making a fool of herself ALL THE TIme!

  27. gosyco

    #10 & #17
    I think I just soiled myself.
    Thnkx.

  28. Lauren Jones

    THIS BITCH IS IS SO FREAKING HIDEOUS, I SWEAR ..I THINK I JUST WENT BLIND! MY EYES! MY EYES!
    HER ‘ATTENTION WHORE’ ACTIONS ARE OBVIOUS AND I HOPE THIS UGLY WENCH ..’LADY GAG GAG’ STOPS WEARING THOSE RIDICULOUS OUTFITS AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, SHE ALWAYS WEARS SHOES THAT ARE AN UGLY TAN COLOR! NO MATTER HOW MUCH MAKEUP THIS BITCH WEARS….I’M SORRY..SHE’S STILL UGLY.. SHE NEEDS TO LOOK INTO GETTING A FACE TRANSPLANT FOR SURE. MAN..WHAT A EYESORE TO HUMANKIND. HER NOSE IS GIGANTIC..LIKE THE SIZE OF A LAND MOVING TRACTOR.
    YEAH….BY THE WAY, SHE LOOKS LIKE ‘DEE SNIDER’S’ TURD CROSSED WITH AN ALBINO. SHE’S OVERATED,TIRED,TRYING TOO HARD, AND SO FULL OF HERSELF, THAT I THINK THERE IS S**T COMING OUTTA HER EARS! IF I WAS HER, I’D BE EMBARRASED LOOKING LIKE THAT ON THE COVER OF THE MAGAZINE..GEEEZZ..GIVE IT UP ALREADY YOU MONSTROUS HAG!

  29. That’s a sixteen, seventeen shot 3am, bar closing, pick up at best…

  30. portland bob

    This girl is uglin fucky!

  31. wtf

    I was unaware there was such a thing as a “bag of coke” delivery service.
    I

  32. Megan

    Nice tit chasm.

  33. Manda

    Who gave this woman a damn record deal? Give the joke up already, no one is laughing. We are all really tired of it . . . Ok, not a joke? Balls . . .

  34. anon

    expected originality from her? fish, have you HEARD her music…?

  35. Alli Watermelon

    I don’t remember her FACE looking like this? Minus her face and hair, that’s a pretty awesome picture. I like the bubbles :)

  36. daver

    how someone THAT ugly could get all famous and stuff in such a superficial world as the one we currently live, not talent? no image? wtf? i don’t get it.

    superficiality doesn’t work when it has to…

  37. Darth

    I think most women are bisexual!

  38. Nero

    Those blown-up condoms look like bubbles.

  39. Galtacticus

    That’s good news for LiLo!

  40. granuaile

    I don’t really get how she’s supposed to have a fat girl face, but whatever.
    As annoying as she is, you have to give her props. She is rediculous, but she’s completely aware of it. It’s nothing but a marketing ploy. Attention, good or bad, equals fame these days.

  41. Ugly, ugly girl. Kind of like Aguillera except that she can’t sing.

  42. jasper

    I think she’s saying her boyfriends are uncomfortable with her attraction to women, not that she’s uncomfortable with boyfriends.

    I’m sick of the talk, too, though. C’mon Megan, Olivia, Gaga–show us that you’re attracted to women. Get it on, on film. Catch up with the rest of the 21st century!

  43. whoispayingherway?

    whoispayingherway?
    There can be no other answer than she blew someone, she is related to a record producer, or she blew a relative record producer.
    I am really beginning to think TheSuperficial is being paid off or getting blown/licked

  44. bleech

    two words:

    LAND MONSTER

  45. Beastman AIDS

    My dick just blew it’s brains out.

  46. chlöe

    @ 7 it is because of Andy fucking Warhol that people like this can be on covers like magazine. We can thank that sycophantic talentless man for the abysmal art world we live in today. He was the grim reaper of all good talent and art. His mediocrity paved the way for Lada Gaga, Terry Richardson, David LaChapelle and others bullshit “artists”.

  47. Jen

    What is it with all these chicks pretending to be bi anyway? I mean, if you like chicks, whatever. But what’s the point of pretending to munch cooch for attention?

  48. WAKE UP AMERICA!!
    this is the way to attract most fans, folks.

  49. RedFantaGirl

    TRANNY MESS!

  50. balls mccoy

    my my my buttaface my my buttaface

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