Lady GaGa as The Drunkest Lamp Shade

March 3rd, 2010 // 51 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa stumbling out of the Budha Bar last night in London and you’d think she’d pick a less elaborate outfit to get drunk in. Christ, I have a hard enough time not thinking my coat is a bear trying to eat me, so I can’t even imagine what this contraption must’ve been like. She probably spent twenty minutes wondering why she’s underneath a Victorian woman’s dress until someone told her that’s just her hat.

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Comments (51)

  1. bar room hero | March 3, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    She is so mind controlled it is not even funny…

    what is with the crazy outfits…pop ‘music’ today is such garbage, so is rap.

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  2. moshi | March 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    goddamn shes so hot

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  3. Richard McBeef | March 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    I would wear elaborate outfits like that too, if I was trying to draw attention away from butt fugly marilyn manson face.

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  4. Old Soak | March 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    She must have a bladder the size of Texas. Can you imagine having to wrestle with that netting when you need to pee? I think the jukebox gave her aids too.

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  5. nancy | March 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    how does one pee in such an outfit, unless that’s what the netting is about. and the penis.

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  6. Old Soak | March 3, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    Ha Nancy! I win! :)

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  7. Litlle Monster Nanner | March 3, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    I’m a big fan of this woman…just not too much of her outfit choices lol.

    The big question that popped into my head was….
    How on earth does this woman go pee!?!?!

    I mean we all know when we get piss drunk we have to go pee eventually…
    How does she do it?

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  8. phillygal | March 3, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    i thought you said you were going to be funnier than the o.j. simpson post writer.

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  9. Little Monster Nan* | March 3, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Hah! Seems like I was not the only one to ponder that question at this exact moment. lol

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  10. Little Monster Nan | March 3, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    hah! seems like i wasn’t the only one to immediately think that at this moment!

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  11. kimberly | March 3, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    I wonder what dye she used to achieve that sunny hue…

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  12. Pants on the Ground | March 3, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    Does this whore ever cover her disease? God she’s ugly! Her “music” is garbage. Her outfits are tasteless excercises in homosexual drug-induced flamboyance.
    Not impressed. But her fans in the “industry” will keep her around, unfortunately.

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  13. Whiskeydust | March 3, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Somebody PLEASE remove her from this planet.

    Freak.

    And she wouldn’t be missed either.

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  14. atheistgirl | March 3, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Nice arse.

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  15. Mama Pinkus | March 3, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    this gal’s narcissistic need for attention is disturbing

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  16. Katie | March 3, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    I just did a google search on Lady Gaga. I started my search with “does lady gaga..” and the suggestions that were listed as potential search questions are quite amusing. Especially “does lady gaga have a pines?”

    I love how American illiteracy can be comical.

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  17. sandra | March 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    eww what the hell. I’ve never seen someone try so hard to look so damn ugly.

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  18. Jill | March 3, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    She is SO owned and used and I surmise she will meet the same fate as many others…

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  19. Jessica | March 3, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Hahaha lover her. she can wear anything. I wish she would use her fame for a good cause like Death cab
    http://fourgreensteps.com/community/blogs/politicseconomy/free-music-to-support-climate-change-legislation

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  20. La Garse | March 3, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    Fantastic. Yet another pointless “look what caca is wearing post.” I expect to find this kind of shit on Perez Hilton’s site. PLEASE stop sinking to his caca fanzine status. Caca’s outfits aren’t news. They’re not even interesting anymore.

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  21. haha | March 3, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    sad bodyguard is still sad

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  22. lisa | March 3, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    is that red thing in behind also part of her outfit? ah no… that’s the door… i thought it would look nice if she carried that on her back:)

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  23. Dianne | March 3, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    What is she wearing? She looks dumb, and she becoming overrated…

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  24. sunshine | March 3, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    OK, this is past the point of ridiculous now. And I agree with #21 haha. Whatever that guy is getting paid, it isn’t enough.

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  26. Jen | March 3, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    how does she drink with that shiznit on her face?

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  27. Sal | March 3, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Why is she caught in a fishing net? And that’s why I only buy tranny-safe tuna…

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  28. Boodiba | March 3, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Maybe there’s a snap in the crotch of her bodysuit?

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  29. Steve | March 3, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    She has a pee receptacle somewhere in that contraption.

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  30. Booya | March 3, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    Hey its that same security guy!! The guy who looks so traumatized to have to escort that “thing” around in london LOL. Good show George!

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  31. Brad | March 3, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    Boy George was doing that whole costumed androgynous shtick 30 years ago.

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  32. Rhialto | March 4, 2010 at 4:45 am

    Dammit! She’d look almost like an alive Picasso painting!

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  33. Darth | March 4, 2010 at 5:07 am

    @32
    What are you talking about!? She’d probably think that Picasso is a software application.

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  34. bel | March 4, 2010 at 6:08 am

    wait but didn’t she says how u would never see her stumbling out of nightclubs???? i guess that was a lie too…

    lady gaga copied lotsa lotsa things from roisin murphy, and now there’s an article about it…

    http://idolator.com/5263432/roisin-murphy-knows-that-lady-gagas-imitation-is-in-fact-flattery

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  35. captain america | March 4, 2010 at 7:05 am

    why this woman is in today’s entertaining tells us something about the “BANKRUPT-SITUATION” the united states is in today……………..

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  37. bmose | March 4, 2010 at 9:25 am

    The spacing on the netting is too far apart. The bugs can still get out.

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  38. unfab | March 4, 2010 at 10:01 am

    All the get-up is to distract from her otherwise ugly face/body/ass/etc.

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  39. barbara | March 4, 2010 at 10:23 am

    what a fu…….. freak and peoplw wonder whats wrong with todays kids take a look at what they have as idols Freaks an d she isn’t even a good singer she sucks

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  40. #1 fan of lady gaga morgan harper | March 4, 2010 at 11:57 am

    i love lady gaga i even bet those pictures are fake the paparazzi probally told her and paid her to do that you should probally get their facts straight and i love her outfits and her style is amazing i think people that make fun of her are just being mean so i say let lady gaga live wild and courages I LOVE LADY GAGA!!!!

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  41. Mary | March 4, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    @ #11 – It’s a wig

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  42. Cardinal Ximenez | March 4, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    Jesus, could she look more like Nosferatu? http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/2/23/Nosferatu.jpg

    I’ve never seen a celeb try harder to distract the public from looking at her ugly mug.

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  43. Tony | March 4, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    That thing is a guy

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    He’s above the hyper-publicity and is in a happy relationship.

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  45. Narcissist | March 5, 2010 at 8:08 am

    It looks like a weasel was caught in the chicken coop.

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  47. Ally | March 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Why does someone who makes very mainstream music pretend they are an artist ?

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    She is SO owned and used and I surmise she will meet the same fate as many others..

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