Lady GaGa.. I don’t even know but, hey, there’s her nipple

September 17th, 2009 // 92 Comments

Nipple Morning rages on! Here’s Lady GaGa performing at the launch of V61 hosted by V Magazine this week wearing some sort of insane outfit you can completely see through. I don’t even understand the point of it except to make my censor stars look non-existent. Unless she knew that would happen…. I’m kidding. I’m pretty sure the only thing Lady GaGa knows is that LSD tastes great on toast. Or a piece of sandpaper. It really doesn’t matter.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW of nippled weirdness.

Photos: Getty
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  1. Boxster

    “A breath of fresh air from the hip-hop stank out there”. She’s new Madonna & I think it’s funny that people care.

  2. your mom

    I’m not a huge fan, but I don’t understand how someone could think she’s talentless. Compared to most other pop stars, she’s freaking Beethoven. She sings live, can actually play an instrument, and is in charge of her own creative expression.

    Is she an over the top weirdo? Yes. Talentless? NO.

  3. robert

    ill say one thing for lady ga ga… she sure knows how to suck the publicity.

  4. missywissy

    love her, but there’s a little thing called “over exposure” and I’m not talking about the outfit. I hope she doesn’t wear us out with all the shock. Hopefully she’ll be known more for her entertainment, and if she gets a nose job I’m definately not going to be a loyal fan. ooooo, bitchy bitchy I am I am

  5. frank

    Shim’s talented!

  6. for someone trying to prove he doesn’t have a penis he sure does keep his legs clenched together all the time! lol

    I’ve seen how drag queens tuck ‘em, and I still believe he’s packing…

  7. zuzuspetals

    Is anybody else starting to really like her? I know I am.

  8. dr. fagmo

    Is it me or is this chick a fat no talent fag hag? Go back to the clubs you trashy italian hooker.

  9. bete noir

    Lady GaGa reminds me of my pet rock…. Where is my pet rock, btw?

  10. elvis_presley

    Luv her! Refreshingly new and different!

  11. Ziggy Stardust

    its like as if David Bowie and Marilyn Manson had a daughter/hermaphrodite.
    and it was aborted for its lack of talent.
    and it accidentily survived and was raised by Britney fucking Spears.

    This is why god punishes us.

  12. i guess this is proof that she has no package hidden any where. you know if she ever dress normal, people will see the beauty in her.

  13. Natash

    I’m totally over these crazy outfits…. wear something normal, now that would be shocking!

  14. Ilikekaks

    FLAP JACK BEWBIES

  15. Superbiggerevil

    @ 14

    Oh yes you would, but you’d probably feel strange afterwards.

  16. jizzy

    why does she always do that fucking creepy leg thing on the piano?

  17. Jill

    SPECTACULAR tucking abilities

  18. londonafter

    I think she tries way too hard to be extravagant, but ends up looking totally ridiculous. She’s famous for her outfits because her music is mediocre, othewise she’d be like any other pop star

  19. Sassy

    Everything she wears is SOOOOO WEIRDDDD!!!!!!! OCD perhaps!!!!

  20. Kyuss

    no its not cute lil camel toe…. shes a filthy salami smuggler lol, or is that a disco stick smuggler

  21. COCK DAY!

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  22. IKE

    Holy shit! Is this bitches 15 minutes up yet???

  23. IKE

    “transferring data from pin.chartbeat.net…”
    Is this why my browser gets soooooo slow when checking out TheSuperficial???

  24. Dude

    I’d like to poke her face

  25. trisha

    Creepy: the new hater buzz word.

    She seems to only upset the untalented, unfashionable, and unable to fuck her.

  26. Rubicon

    Because I have never listened to this woman’s songs, and am a 44 year old insurance agent, I will not judge her abilities as an “artist” (although I do think we now believe than any sort or form of exhibitionism or “self-expression” is now “art.”) But I will say that this picture, aside from it’s “channeling Marilyn as the sacrificial innocent” glory, is really a snapshot view into the soul of a narcissistic, troubled young woman with self-esteem issues and an obsession with being the center of attention. She’s a female Marilyn Manson and the modern day Cher. The difference is, Marilyn Manson is just weird and creepy; this woman is pathetic because of the never ending nudity.

    The “Hey, look at me!” costumes, showing up at the opening of a phone booth, and the ultimate feeling that in spite of whatever talent she may or may not possess, the only real attention she’ll ever receive is when she’s publicly exposing herself — all are behaviors and feelings that point to more than just vigorous attempts to avoid corporate slavery and the 9 to 5 grind.

    I don’t know how old she is, but if she has the means, I think she would greatly benefit from professional help so that she can better understand her real feelings and her real self.

    If she’s the “smart, savvy” person everyone seems to think she is because she seems so “in control,” she will develop some personal boundaries and perhaps learn to respect herself and build up a little more self-worth. As several people have already expressed, she’ll eventually end up overexposing herself and become “ho hum.” If she were really “smart,” she’d take whatever money this behavior has generated, invest it very well, then try to find her center and her person and inner worth.

  27. AnonymousError

    She is one bold bitch- gotta give her credit for that.

  28. AnonymousError

    BTW Rubicon, thank you for that psychoanalysis… didnt know they taught that in insurance agent school.
    It’s allll for publicity. If you think she doesn’t have an entire team of very smart marketing/PR folks, and stylists behind her making very strategic moves so not only she, but THEY too can make bank you’re pretty dense.
    Get off your high horse and go take a second semester of community college psych.
    Thats what’s up!

  29. AnonymousError

    BTW Rubicon, thank you for that psychoanalysis… didnt know they taught that in insurance agent school.
    It’s allll for publicity. If you think she doesn’t have an entire team of very smart marketing/PR folks, and stylists behind her making very strategic moves so not only she, but THEY too can make bank you’re pretty dense.
    Get off your high horse and go take a second semester of community college psych.
    Thats what’s up!

  30. All I can say is that hair took a lot of work!

    -meream

  31. sky

    @ 54 missywissy

    i dont know if this is a refutable website, but apparently she has had a nose job

    http://famousplastic.com/category/lady-gaga/

  32. chicken

    I think she has a really pretty face when you take the weird clothes and hair styles away. I dont know why everybody is saying she’s a man. If that were me i’d be really angry and upset. There are such nice people in this world…
    I wish she’d lay off the drugs though, its not doing her any favours at all. I bet she dies young.
    xxxx

  33. Lady Gaga really kinda freaks me out. Sometimes I wonder if s/he is male or female because she acts like such an animal. Her behavior at the VMA’s was atrocious.

  34. youfreaks

    why ya always showing nipples you really need to stop you freaks

  35. youfreaks

    why ya always showing nipples you really need to stop you freaks

  36. Your Bedazzler (TM)

    She cracks me up. At least she’s doing something fun. More power to you, Lady Gaga.

  37. Fnn Kddn me

    GagGag

  38. Turd the third

    With that hairdo and all that she looks like a pinyata, quick get some rope and a big mofo baseball bat!

  39. yowillie

    Yummy

  40. Hambag

    she’s so hot
    i’d give her a 8/10 on the bangable scale, her freaky style makes it all that more tempting :)

  41. Papa

    Been there done that

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