Lady GaGa.. I don’t even know but, hey, there’s her nipple

September 17th, 2009 // 92 Comments

Nipple Morning rages on! Here’s Lady GaGa performing at the launch of V61 hosted by V Magazine this week wearing some sort of insane outfit you can completely see through. I don’t even understand the point of it except to make my censor stars look non-existent. Unless she knew that would happen…. I’m kidding. I’m pretty sure the only thing Lady GaGa knows is that LSD tastes great on toast. Or a piece of sandpaper. It really doesn’t matter.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW of nippled weirdness.

Photos: Getty

  1. Proteon


  2. Fribble

    Quite the razor-rash on the cooz.

  3. jlylec

    i’d hit that too…real strange broad though.

  4. It's Me Fuckers

    the woman on here want to see you have a COCK day on here!!!!


  5. robotech

    When she said she was inspired by Madonna, I assumed she meant the pop-star, but I guess not.

  6. Mr. BabyMan

    2¢ psychoanalysis: “Look at me, daddy, look at me!!….Why does he never notice me?”

  7. duh


    um.. you’re getting one..
    doesn’t that slightly tilted over, legs together pose on lady g scream i have a cock? it’s tucked. and i wont believe otherwise til i see the proof.

  8. katie

    i wonder if she ever wears clothing made for humans.,,,she makes me ill

  9. @4, not a problem, I’d be happy to show you my cock..

  10. kelly green

    Actually, I think she’s kind of hot.

  11. She is a freak, but a HOT freak…….

  12. NiceNips

    Very nice nipples. I’d fuck the shit out of her.

  13. Valerie

    I love cocks! :D

    Fish don’t know SHIT about LSD.

  14. Frank Rizzo

    She looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs… and no I wouldn’t fuck her.

  15. eh

    Funny.. I usually don’t find her attractive at all… But I kinda like her in this costume.

  16. Jenna

    Ok, no bullshit, I thought she was a drag queen until today. Now I have three people that I need to say, “Remember when I told you Lady Gaga was a dude…”

    Which sucks.

    Why oh why didn’t I wiki her before opening my big mouth?

  17. love

    she’s supposed to be some sort of christ figure…jesus always has that light behind his head in paintings

  18. PsyKo

    well, I’ve got nipples too… doesn’t mean anything…

  19. KIKI

    Please Fish, I beg of you, stop with the nipplage. Isn’t Jon Gosselin doing something sexy today?

  20. Hugh Gentry

    i love her body.

  21. Laura

    She’s sooooo fugly, her reps/stylists need to camoflauge it by putting her in outrageous get-ups to take attention away from her face. And they really must focus on her keeping her body, which is pretty nice, because if it goes to shit, she’s totally done.

  22. dude_on

    I think I’m becoming a big fan of “Nipple Morning.” This shows the compassion and devotion the fish has for his readers – big boned ladies excluded.

  23. Anonymanous

    That’s not you mother…it’s a MAN BABY!!!
    Please, quit calling Gaga him or her…it’s an IT okay? AN IT!!!!

  24. From the neck down: definitely hot.

    From the neck up: wtf?

  25. norton

    One thing’s for sure….. you never quite know what you’re going to get with GaGa.

    Sometimes she looks horrid, and other times she looks kinda cute (in a bizarre way).

    I’m going for way fuckable this time. Way…..

  26. Truth

    she’s pretty damn hot, but i think she’s been using all her past nipple-slip, and more recent nipple-y photo shoots to push the Lady Gaga envelope. pretty soon we’ll be all “oh look… its Gaga’s nipples again. ho hum.” and she’ll have to push even further.

    i predict porn before this time next year.

  27. anonymous

    I think she was trying to show that she isn’t hiding a penis!

  28. j

    I think she’s trying to prove she’s not hiding a penis!

  29. Lady Moron

    Can’t sing or perform worth a fuck. Famous for being?

  30. Lizzy

    I second cock day!!!!!

    please more people proclaim you love for cock!!!

  31. Vanquish

    Ladies, how much time do you reckon it takes to make a hairdo like that?

  32. I hate that some people have been fooled into believing she has any talent whatsoever. She’s just a novelty and will be gone in 6 months.

  33. wHIPPET

    She is a performer in the true sense of the word.

    Drawing attention and being a little outrageous is the essence of showbiz.

    I, for one, applaud such individuality.

  34. Suzie

    You have another vote here for cock day :-D

  35. pappy smeary

    @28 and 27

    you two should get married, and make retarded babies… The best thing about retarded babies is they never stop drooling.

  36. sally

    cock day please

  37. Danklin24

    She’s actually not that bad here. Freaky but kinda sorta hot.

  38. sarah

    blah… she’s such an untalented piece of trash.

  39. Maloney

    what’s up with that knarley bush?

  40. Nameless

    She can try all she wants–still ugly as f*ck.

  41. Eugene

    #29 … “Can’t sing or perform worth a fuck. Famous for being? ”

    She famous for being a talentless studio creation who would attend the opening of an envelope, dressed like a cartoon character in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable, for no other reason than to call attention to herself on a daily basis. On those days the costume shop is just plain out of ‘are you f*cking kidding me’ rentals she issues press releases using edgy, attention getting words like ‘bisexual’.

    Rumor has it her next ‘outfit’ will involve stuffing a midget halfway into her shitter then running around telling people she’s Quato.

    It works if you have a modicum of talent, but in this case not so much.

  42. EuroNeckPain

    First pictures are interesting
    But then on pictures 10 and 11, you see an ass, short legs, fat thighs, and it is not pleasant at all

  43. Gando

    She would have been an Aztec sun goddess 5-8 centuries ago.

  44. Darth

    That looks like a lot of work done!

  45. Rhialto

    It looks like she’s still wearing those Aztec panties?!

  46. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Only a matter of time before we see her Lady GaGa.

  47. DragonKatt

    I adore this woman. As an art & music student I love her work! I think she is an artistic and musical genius! She is so unique and her works have incredible meaning to them. Brava!

  48. Randal

    DragonKatt, you’ve just hit the nail right on the head with your comment. There’s a lot of folks out there who obviously do not understand the mastermind that Lady GaGa is with her own marketing skill. She hasn’t even reached her full potential yet and already she’s sweeping the music industry by storm.


  49. Esperanza

    She’s still covering her snatch, which means that she’s not tooooooooo desperate for attention. Yet.

    I can’t wait until seeing her naked is boring. Because then she’ll have to resort to what her true destiny is-shocking people by eating a shit sandwich and washing it down with a cup of kidney water (PEEEEEE!) stirred with a used tampon.

  50. Matty_Boy


    Someone, ANYONE….make her STOP! What happened to the days when artists relied on talent to drive their careers, instead of relying on gimmicks? This woman is a complete and utter sell-out. I fear for the future of the music industry.

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