Lady GaGa’s nipples promote safe sex

March 1st, 2010 // 111 Comments

Lady GaGa attended the MAC Viva Glam launch in London today where she encouraged her fans to use a condom or else they’ll die like that guy in The Deer Hunter. Okay, sure. FOX 411 reports:

“I see them every night and they are so beautiful and precious and lovely, but some of them are insecure and very troubled and not confident,” she said. “I meet them and they cry, and they say ‘Gaga you make me feel like I belong.’
“And I think to myself about that one girl or those hundreds of thousands of girls who meet that guy at a club who makes them feel like they belong and they don’t have that negotiation. We all know that having sex without a condom is … Russian roulette.”

As someone who frequently has sex without a condom, I’d just like to say that not once has it ended with a woman taking a bullet to the head. They only get pregnant and find out I gave them a fake name which is possibly the greatest gift you could ever give a person. Who wants a guy constantly having sex near their children? That can’t be good for them.

NOTE: Full Size versions are slightly NSFW. If you squint.

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  1. JD

    Nipples? There are nipples there?

  2. she scares me now…

  3. Dave

    She makes my dick so hard it pokes me in the eye everytime I reach for the keyboard.

  4. kingofbeer

    What’s with the fugly parade today?

    Tips for the Sup.

    Bar in a bikini…

    …ok tip…

    anyways, fail away!

  5. me_thinks

    I think she has such poor self esteem that she goes way over the top so you don’t notice how unattractive and normal she is…

  6. Nadsak

    When I first saw her I thought to myself, we got ourselves another generic pop star who has no talent. I was wrong. She is very attractive and does a great live show. Her style is a little whack, but she is true to her heart. She also seems intelligent during her interviews.

  7. Jess

    I like how people comment on this site and talk shit about everyone on here, when they really wish they could be them. Lady Gaga makes great music if you take the time to listen to it, and yeah her styles creepy but thats what’s going to keep her around for another hit or two.

  8. She looked so normal in boiling points…

  9. Wtf?

    Every day is a costume party for this chick.

  10. Love her! papa, papa…razzzi!

  11. SO RIGHT

    I agree with 7 & 8. She’s an entertainer and likes to keep it interesting, but she’s also really talented.

  12. gen

    No she is not “really talented”. So what if she’s capable of playing the piano? “Really talented” would be playing Shostakovich fugues or Rachmaninov piano concertos. All she does is fucking jazz club piano. Her voice is okay, it’s not actively offensive like Katy Perry’s, but do you really want to compare that to a star at the Met? I hope not.

    Pop comes and goes. Her songs will seem as stupid in 2 years as Christina Aguilera’s do now. She is not talented, she is not special. She is just a modern pop star.

  13. Randal

    I just can’t get enough of Lady GaGa’s style. If it’s not her amazing voice or show presence, it’s her uncanny ability to step it up in the fashion industry. Her outfits are causing a stir on the runways with many copycat artists trying to get on board the hip train but Lady GaGa is always one step ahead of the pack.

    Randal

  14. Posh

    Lol, I hope Randal was being sarcastic. Anyho, all she does is prance around naked like its Halloween 24/7. She tries so hard. I see through your facade!

  15. grobpilot

    Anybody wonder what species would slop out of that grungy hole if her and Marilyn Manson got together? Just wonderin’

  16. Kelly

    @#14

    well, she CAN play piano extremely well. she was admitted into julliard at age 12. if that isn’t talent, idk what is.

    look, the chick definitely has her own style, and i can understand if people don’t like her music, but she IS original and doing her own thing and not really caring what the fuck any of you say. which i think demands a bit of respect. just saying.

  17. Lolocaust

    7 & 8 – She talks nonsense to “music” any mentally hadicapped e-tard could pump out with a 50$ synth keyboard. How is that related in any way to talent?

  18. rsb2222

    I agree that some of her songs seem really simple and downplay her talent on the piano, but she did grow up on classical (playing by ear at age 4). There are a few acoustic songs where you can tell she can play (paparazzi acoustic, captivated/electric kiss). BUT I would still love to hear her play a classical piece to see if her talent is as good as people say it is (I know this will never happen, wishful thinking). I do think she has a beautiful voice after listening to some of her acoustic pieces. As for the outfits….

  19. lol

    haha she’s doing better than any of you are doing!

    lol… she’s not talented… go do something with your lives you pathetic fucks…

  20. ...

    talent isn’t about replaying a piece of classical music… millions of people can do that… talent is about writing, creating and evoking emotions… not many people can do that well. It doesn’t matter if something is complex… that isn’t a definition of “good.”

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  22. bert

    It must be exhausting being her

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  25. Liv

    You need to stop posting about Lady Gaga. Every time I see one of her outfits my face turns red with rage and I wish harmful things upon innocent creatures.

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  32. Dollu

    gen, so just because she can only play piano, she’s not talented?
    Dude, she got accepted into Julliard, and got an early admission into Tisch.
    Not only can she play piano, but she writes her own songs, comes up with the ideas for her videos and performances, and helps design her stage.
    So not only is she smart and talented, but she’s creative too.

    I actually enjoy her ridiculous outfits, because it pretty much shows that she’s dedicated to her image. Plus, it’s fun. She gets to play dress up every single day.

  33. Jennifer

    BEGONE PINKSTARS OF FAIL!

  34. Shania

    Lovin’ the outfit, but the mask not so much. And I have to say that she actually has quite a body.

    But I’ve noticed that her outfits nowadays are really Halloween-ish.
    Which is understandable because that’s what the FAME MONSTER is about.

    When her Fame album was out, her costumes were more fun, more light.
    Now it’s darker. That’s pretty cool.

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  36. Mere

    Well . . . I personally think Lady G is genious.
    She is talented, I personally can’t dress like it’s halloween everyday while playing the piano AND get away with that, only a select few can do that; Gaga just happens to be one of them.
    I personally do believe she is talented, I mean, sure, MILLIONS of people can play the piano, sing, ect, but do they actually get anywhere? No! It’s takes someone driven with passion to do that, and obviously Lady Gaga has a sure lot of something inside of her wanting to get out.
    People who say mean things about her are just jealous, because really, who else has come out with that many hit songs in the past years alone?

  37. Intermino

    Hahaha, after reading the title, I thought she’d be wearing condoms on her nipples.

  38. Vito

    That there gal has a mighty purty mouth…I can think of loads of talents she could have using them lovely lips!

  39. KL

    Ugh, she is so ugly.

  40. gen

    @22, 34

    Her most recent single involves puns about telephones and relationships. It is a blatant dance song, and it succeeds marvelously. But is this a lasting or significant contribution to music? Absolutely not.

    I’m not quite sure what emotions she evokes either. I think Kelly Clarkson has probably covered all the same bases minus all the sex and dance stuff. Which is some pretty deep shit, I’ve got to admit…

    Tisch is hardly recognized for as being a preeminent music school in the country. NYU is known more for its law school. Juilliard is a big deal, but as far as I know, they don’t accept 12 year olds into college. If she got into their pre-college program, then good for her, but I understand she’s also from a wealthy New York family, so this isn’t exactly very impressive. Places like Juilliard are incredibly corrupt. My mom applied, wasn’t accepted, met a teacher elsewhere (may have been Mannes?) who found her attractive, and magically she got in.

    A pianist I consider talented would be Van Cliburn. Listen to him play the piano and then try and tell me with a straight face that Lady GaGa is talented. Give me an effing break. All she does is come up with kooky outfits, and lets face it, so does Betsy Johnson.

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  43. mattp8344

    she has talent even though her style dosen’t always demonstrate it. Her looks are interesting, I’ll giver that. Her face and body are ok, but her breast always seem so sad though.

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  45. Jay

    She’s not wearing any underwear, zippoo, nada. I’m surprised that legal–hold it forget that. I’ve just seen a walking exhibitionist freak show it’s hard to tell what’s off limits and what’s not.

  46. Zeke

    Actually, I believe that her greatest talent is believing in utterly ridiculous crap like “rah-rah-rom-mah-maahh, ga-ga-ooh-lah-lahh”. Po-po-po-po-po-ker face, pa-pa-pa-pa-razzi.

    gen @14, 42 has it right and said it well, she’s certainly not special in any way, as far as music is concerned. She’s just a modern pop star. A lot of her stuff is very 90′s Eurodance influenced. It’s like, people use the word “genius” on ANYONE these days who does something out of the ordinary. Chord progressions we’ve heard a million times, a play-it-safe melody of the lowest common denominator, and a repetitive hook of some kind = equals a GaGa hit.

    These outfits on the other hand…the ONLY thing that comes to mind every time, is that she’s trying WAY too hard to be “special”.

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