Lady GaGa definitely doesn’t have a penis

February 17th, 2010 // 236 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she’s an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn’t do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN WITH YOUR MINDS.

NOTE: Having some issues uploading uncensored versions this morning – divine providence perhaps? – so the NSFW shots are the last row. Don’t get fired.

NOTE: Full size versions are now NSFW (might have to refresh) and I removed the uncensored shots from the bottom row. For the sake of humanity.

NOTE: Bumped to the top just to see if I could add one more note to this post. I win!

Photos: Getty

  1. Cindy

    Her belly button shows in the video of Bad Romance…

  2. he doesn't have a penis

    ANYMORE

  3. damagedvagina

    wait until you see her clitoris get a hard-on

  4. anonymoose

    i love bowie and bjork; they are talented and original artists.

    gaga is overblown mediocre unoriginal crap with a good publicist.

  5. Victoria

    Seriously.. She dedicated this whole thing to alexandar mcqueen and this is all people talk about? embarrassing. Really hoping the rumours will stop now

  6. momo

    thats what I call a nasty snatch

  7. all i have to say this foto look good i will eat tha pussy and lick i feel horny right ya bitches is crazy if ya think lady gagas pussy dont look juicy

  8. chips

    I don’t think it’s luncheon meat, it’s a chip of some sort, a Pringles maybe?

  9. Isaac Levy

    We have learned in the last few days that the Dubai assassins were Mossad agents who stole identities of six UK citizens and faked at least five other European passports. Dubai Police yesterday presented footage of some of the 11 ‘Europeans’ suspected of killing Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ9FVKsdTvg

    According to the Guardian, “Official sources said UK authorities issued the British passports used by the assassins in Dubai last month.”

    At least six of the people whose names appeared on the British passports used by the assassins in Dubai, live in Israel. Naturally they all deny any involvement. It is indeed more than likely that they have nothing to do with the specific crime, however, assuming that they are Jewish immigrants of Israel, to a certain degree, they are complicit in the Zionist crime, a crime that is now regarded by many as a plain crime against humanity.

    To some extent, this event is a warning sign for world Jewry: in case you ever consider making Aliya (immigrating to Israel) or joining the Zionist project, just bear in mind that you are at risk of finding your name directly involved in murder. This is only a reasonable conclusion. Considering Israel is committing its crimes in the name of the Jewish people, its accepting supporters should expect to be subject to Mossad’s identity theft.

    To date, the Israeli government is yet to comment on allegations of its involvement in Mabhouh’s killing in Dubai. However, the allegations are likely to trigger a diplomatic row with Britain, Ireland, Germany and France.

    But there is something that the British press has failed to mention for the time being. The Mossad is operating with an intimate proximity to the Israeli Prime Minister’s Office. The Mossad’s director reports directly to the Prime Minister. In other words, once the allegations are proved to be true, Israeli PM Netanyahu, should join the rapidly emerging list of ‘prisoners of Zions’, those Israeli leaders who cannot leave Israel for legal reasons. Like Tzipi Livni, Ehud Barak, Ehud Olmert and Shaul Mofaz, Netanyahu should expect to face an arrest warrant for condoning identity theft and ordering murder once he lands in Europe.

    The Mossad presents itself as ‘Israel’s long arm’. As things stand, the longer its arm is, the fewer journeys Israeli leaders can afford to take out of their modern Jewish Ghetto. In practice, Israel’s leaders now have to think carefully before they take the risk and step onto a plane.

  10. satanbakesmecookies

    Lady Gaga, Win. Conspiracy theorists, Fail.

  11. poork

    Dear Lady Gaga,

    Please intercourse with me.

    Signed,
    Anonymous

  12. Lady Gaggag

    No. 67 Jake who the fuck reads Rolling Stone anymore…are you living in 1990? and sorry if I haven’t googled Young girl Young boy but apparently you have. Go back to your figure skating and your Lady GagGag poster on your dorm room wall Ja(c)k(i)e

  13. This

    Whatever. She’ll always be a disgusting loser who tries too hard. I fear for this generation of tards who actually buy into this shit.

  14. brittany

    You are aware that what we are looking at is the inner lining of her outfit correct?

  15. brittany

    You are aware what we are looking at is the inner lining of her costume/outfit

  16. whoa that’s funny!!
    will you please remove the pink star?
    i can’t see her toot toot and HER tooot!! lmao
    oh by the way haters and outsiders check this video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR28I845yJM

  17. captain america

    ………….not anymore.
    BUT ONCE THERE WAS!!

  18. captain america

    ………….not anymore.
    BUT ONCE THERE WAS!!

  19. joe

    …and tits neither

  20. Big Daddy

    It’s a SPLICER!

  21. lola

    trans-sexual??? Lady Gaga is not a woman… no girl would dress like that, nether the crazies one…

  22. Covert Koala

    Somebody left that deli meat on the counter too long.

  23. peter jensen

    damn she is nasty, lucky for her she got nice hair … ;-)

  24. Well…I have to say.

    Those are in fact lady bits.

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  26. She’s the bomb.

  27. john

    No thanks. These club sluts give you a rash.

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  30. Ryan Lundblad

    Want to EAT her…. Damm she`s Fucking Sexy…..

  31. Poetry Man

    I always thought it would be hot to see Gaga’s Twat, but alas I know….

    it is not.

  32. Gaga Lover

    Leave Gaga Alone..

  33. BUFFALOED!!!

    Boy, he/she got you fooled! To emphatically dress like he/she does, to fool everyone, that proves my point. Did Pam Anderson ever, ever have surgery?/++*&^%!#$$ I bet the Dr. still has Lady Ga Ga’s dick and balls hanging in his office.

  34. betty

    That’s not her vag morons. Look at the rest of the pics, she is wearing a nude thong. The close ups are pics on the crotch of the thong. not her labia. seriously.

  35. whoprey

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at====== Agelessmatch.com ====== a nice and free site for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  36. Matt

    @ all the people saying “roast beef”….do you fuckers even know what “roast beef” or “beef curtains” is? I highly dont think you do because, that, is NOT roast beef. She has no flappy extra skin hanging down in between her pussy lips (which is what beef curtains ARE). Go out and get laid and next time you might know what you are talking about.

  37. anneliese

    i dont care what anybody says about her shes not ugly, shes pretty, shes not a fucking man, to top it all off shes perfect <3
    love youu gaga<3

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  39. Billy

    She should change her name to Whore GaGa or Slut GaGa.

  40. The Punk

    I don’t give a flying fuck if she’s a man or a woman, she is still a talentless retard, I think my ass makes better music

  41. killitnow

    so remember when marilyn manson “impersonated” gaga. I can’t tell the difference

  42. missy

    As far as i know there is only one legitimate place to watch it, just go here, http://bit.ly/c7KXA2

  43. Rosemary

    I love RuPaul! By the looks of it, this unusual photo may signal that he has some SERIOUS competition.
    I am not totally into Gaga, but I do think she/he had a load of talent.
    I appologise to the artist if she is indeed female…but this photo looks like she’s either smuggling plumbs…or something penis-like.
    All in all…I like her more now.

  44. Joni Lee

    OMG! And she cried about having someone other than her boyfriend photograph her for a magazine. She obviously has some major issue. Luckily she is rich enough to pay for some good therapy!!!

  45. Alamander

    Zule is her costume designer. Just ask Vince Clortho, keymaster of Gozer.

  46. Me

    Id bang that

  47. 185. betty – February 20, 2010 5:27 PM

    That’s not her vag morons. Look at the rest of the pics, she is wearing a nude thong. The close ups are pics on the crotch of the thong. not her labia. seriously.

    !!!!!!!!!!!

    shes absolutely correct :)

    CHECK AGAIN!

  48. mattp8344

    very dissapointing, not a hint of vulva or clit. I have always wondered about Gaga, not that I believed the rumors but I figured that she would have a larger then average clit.

  49. Bob

    200 posts. Also, gross.

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