Lady GaGa definitely doesn’t have a penis

February 17th, 2010 // 233 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she’s an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn’t do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN WITH YOUR MINDS.

NOTE: Having some issues uploading uncensored versions this morning – divine providence perhaps? – so the NSFW shots are the last row. Don’t get fired.

NOTE: Full size versions are now NSFW (might have to refresh) and I removed the uncensored shots from the bottom row. For the sake of humanity.

NOTE: Bumped to the top just to see if I could add one more note to this post. I win!

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Comments (233)

  1. The Girl's Guide to Depravity | February 17, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    That’s on helluva tuck job.

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  2. sdfsdfds | February 17, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    I think there’s people who come on gossip sites and post “no talent” to every single person. Say what you will about Lady Gaga, but she IS talented. If anything, her music now greatly downplays what she is capable of (there was even a video of her on here singing before she became famous).

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  3. Beeotch | February 17, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    I think she looks like freaking Gozer from Ghostbusters in these pics…..don’t cross the streams!

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  4. AmericanWhiteTrash | February 17, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Need to click it more than once retards. How many times does it have to be explained. Christ…

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  5. LadyBUUBUU | February 17, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    Looks to me like a nude pair of underwear. I dont see vagina at all. I happen to know what one looks like… lol. I think she disproved the “Penis” thing at the Grammys

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  6. JuliusPeckers | February 17, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    HEY IDIOTS that cant navigate a website! You have to click “VIEW FULL SIZE” so that you can squeeze one off to her penis. Retards.

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  7. JuliusPeckers | February 17, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    HEY IDIOTS that cant navigate a website! You have to click “VIEW FULL SIZE” so that you can squeeze one off to her penis. Retards.

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  8. James | February 17, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Madonna has taken us down this road so many times. I know the scenery like the back of my hand. What matters is talent and it seems Lady Gaga has some. Her fans love her. I’m gonna wait and see if she has staying power. She’s a bit over exposed.

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  9. Employee | February 17, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    roast beef factory

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  10. Objac | February 17, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Well…I have to say.

    Those are in fact lady bits.

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  11. Lady Gaggag | February 17, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    This proves absolutely nothing…could get a sex change in the amount of time all this crap has gone on. Is it so hard to produce an elementary school picture to prove ‘she’ was in grade 4, grade 5 etc. Not one pic of Lady GagGag exists as a kid??!?

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  12. shezcrafti | February 17, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Now that it’s confirmed, she’s somehow less interesting now…

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  13. James | February 17, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    She looks like she just walked in from the whore pit… I think I met her there once.

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  14. Lux | February 17, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Taint Paint by MAC.
    Seriously, that vulva has foundation, concealer, and powder on it. That’s insane.

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  15. kingofbeer | February 17, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    she is such a turn off… bleh

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  16. beep beep | February 17, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    “No, just use the old noggin, much UNLIKE your failure in the White House that has to resort to using a telepromter recently when speaking to elementary school kids.”

    @50 justsayin’: A public figure would be better off using a teleprompter during a presentation than resorting to a grade-school style cheat-sheet on his/her hand. I’m not blaming SP. She is who she is, limited intellectually, no doubt, and an opportunist, like many others. One does, however, have to question the judgment, minimal competence and patriotism of those who would consider putting her in charge.

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  17. jake | February 17, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    Hey Number 61— fucking look at the Rolling Stone from last July, it has lots of pictures of her as a kid, and use google asshole, you find pics of her as a kid too. dumb fucker. it’s not so hard to imagine that an ugly girl is still a girl. most the world is ugly, that doesn’t make them genderless, so fuck you.

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    • YoMamma | October 29, 2011 at 3:01 am

      Damn right.

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  18. IKE | February 17, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Nice ass.

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  19. Sardonic | February 17, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    Peek-a-boo. I see Ga Ga’s Goo Goo.

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  20. BEA | February 17, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    ohhhh my gosh….that pic has full on clit!! so embarassing

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  21. Keeg | February 17, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    I bet it smells like falafels.

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  22. BEA | February 17, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    i still cant believe they got close enuf to see clit….lol

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  23. The Crunch | February 17, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    I want to fuck the shit out of Lady Gaga Just because

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  24. Brett Croft | February 17, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    lol, wow lady gaga is human after all!..

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  25. yuki | February 17, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    her face is covered up.
    might be a vag-reveal stunt double.

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  26. gaga | February 17, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    I’d lick and suck that….hot

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  27. gaga | February 17, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    I’d lick and suck that….hot

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  28. Natalie | February 17, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Am I the only one that still sees stars?

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  29. ladylvr | February 17, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    I’d suck and lick that clit all night long…now I have to finger myself, I’m so wet

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  30. Porky Domesticus | February 17, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    So she’s not a man now, so what? Doesn’t mean she didn’t have a sex change somewhere in the past! Frankly, if she was a bloke she’d be kind of handsome in an effete sort of way, but as a chick she’s well, a bit of a pooch.

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  31. marrrrrrr | February 17, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    labi-ya-ya?

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  32. idiots | February 17, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Uh to remove stars view the image in full size duh.

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  33. ashley | February 17, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    she is beautiful, SHE has a VAGINA, and she’s talented as hell. go listen to Honest Eyes and shut the fuck up– get something else to pick on, other than something that makes you sound like a complete asshole douchefuck.

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  34. ufsiij | February 17, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    That’s clitastic!

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  35. Sherrie | February 17, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    There is no Lady Gaga…only Zule!

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  36. jteore | February 17, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    Looks Like Gozer From GhostBusters

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  37. Vanessa | February 17, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    Maybe no penis, but this doesn’t prove that she is post-op.

    Just saying, I’ve seen the pictures of post-op transvestites, surgeons can do wonders now a days.

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  38. lorien | February 17, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Okay, okay…..she doesn’t have a penis…..anymore.

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  39. eddie | February 17, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    I see two butt pimples….

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  40. Long Duck Dong | February 17, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    Hey 30: I think ole JFK had a “tard” sister too! Rosemary Kennedy. Just sayin…

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  41. superhans | February 17, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    its only now she can afford one

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  42. Flower | February 17, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    She has pimples on her ass. (pic 8). Don’t get too close…those cooties can jump a mile.
    Nasty.

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  43. JustinKredible | February 17, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    I’ve gone blind!

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  44. AnnaDraconida | February 17, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

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  45. Hero | February 17, 2010 at 9:26 pm
  46. Helena Handbasket | February 17, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    Is s/he an hermaphrodite? This photo proves nothing. I demand DNA testing.

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  47. delglim | February 17, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    Ugh. Not fashion forward. Just trashy. And I used to like her.

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  48. ObviousTroll | February 17, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    WTF? All I can see is a pink star. What a rip-off.

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  49. Cumquat | February 17, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    83. ashley

    There is no proof that she has a vagina in these photographs. Learn some basic female anatomy before you spout off about the ignorance of others, you foul harlot.

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    • YoMamma | October 29, 2011 at 3:04 am

      Labia Majora is what you are looking (licking?) for. That would be the OUTSIDE of the girl parts dipshits.

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  50. timmy the dying boy | February 17, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    Hoo boy. There’s a little 5 o’clock shadow there.

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