Lady GaGa could use a shave

September 2nd, 2009 // 76 Comments

Lady GaGa poses quasi-nude for the October issue of V Magazine, and her vagina basically looks how I envisioned it. Except for the lack of bumper cars, opium den and Oompa Loompas. But other than that.

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Comments (76)

  1. Jail | September 2, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Are those scratch and sniff? ‘Cause it looks smelly.

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  2. Randal | September 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    It’s not every day you come across such musical talent, yet we’re experiencing one in Lady GaGa. Not only does she compose and write her own music, she’s also the mastermind behind marketing herself. She’s a fresh scent in the musical industry that has been filled with a rotten stench far too long.

    Randal

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  3. Jewels | September 2, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Such a fox!

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  4. michelle | September 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    wow these are confusing. i don’t think the really dark tan is working for her. i think the idea behind this is cute, though.

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  5. concerned citizen | September 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Why is she in blackface? Is that what the kids consider cool these days. I’m just asking…

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  6. richard prickier | September 2, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Oh my so very shocking. I’m shocked beyond belief. Woe is me. She is so hip and cool

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  7. OceanC_Lifeguard | September 2, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    LOVE her pearly whites!!!!

    orange no good

    diggin’ the poodle fur,

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  8. rah! rah! | September 2, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Somebody should shoot her.

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  9. big teeth | September 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    She has like a perfect hip-to-waist ratio… if I ever get my face between those legs, you’ll need a stump puller to get me out.

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  10. mitosis | September 2, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    she looks great in these pictures, slammin body.

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  11. Richard McBeef | September 2, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    @9 – I suspect you would need a stump puller to get gaga’s cock out too.

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  12. Automated Response | September 2, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    I want to frot with her then penetrate her while
    rubbing my balls against her browneye.

    Later I’ll drop creamy ribbons on her face.

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  13. WTF | September 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    This bitch looks like a poorly painted skank. The only thing bigger than her fucking nose is her dick. Dick Butkus with fake tits….

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  14. jessica | September 2, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    She really isn’t unattractive at all…she just makes herself appear that way with the ridiculous wigs, makeup, sunglasses, outifts, etc…if she put the same effort into looking normal that she does into looking “artsy”, she would actually be pretty.

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  15. jessica | September 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    She is too pretty for the ridiculous makeup,wigs, sunglasses, outfits, etc…in the last pic, on the upclose of her face, you can actually see she has nice features.

    But dressing like a transvestite is doing her no favors.

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  16. Megan | September 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    I’d still rather fuck Hitler. Yes, Gaga… you are more unappealing than Hitler.

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  17. To Randal | September 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Pray tell Randal, who is the rotten stench of the music industry? You are in a weird mood today. LOL!

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  18. Tony | September 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    She’s AT BEST a total butterface. She just recycles outfits from Missing Persons. And the “music”, as you guys keep refering to it, is the worst kind of pop crap Believe me, in 2 year’s time, no one will even remember her name.

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  19. wondertrash | September 2, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    wasn’t she goin’ around sayin’ she was a hermaphrodite after some pix purportedly showed her with a dick?

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  20. Jake | September 2, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Why does she always want to be naked in front of everybody? I mean i saw some performances on this website: http://www.popstarsontwitter.com/pop/?playlist=23. DAMN!! And the dark tan is sexy, especially in that black and white photo holding the sigaret.

    Jake

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  21. Sigaret | September 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    20. I am not going to your recommended website. I don’t trust you AT ALL!

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  22. Sickitten | September 2, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Okay, some of you foolios above…

    Check her out before the surgery…

    http://www.sickitten.com/

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  23. casualencounters.com/blog | September 2, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    She’s foul. The End.

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  24. n | September 2, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    She’s the white, girl version of the King of Douche-Baggery K. West.

    Awful…

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  25. sxycndgrl | September 2, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Randal well said. She is hot and so going to be the new Madonnna.

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  26. Val | September 2, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Not a fan of the last two pics, but she actually looks really good in the first and definetly second one.

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  27. Fred | September 2, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Who is this dumb bitch?

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  28. lady jane | September 2, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    oh my god everything about her is beautiful i fucking LOVE her!

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  29. ha | September 2, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    …why is she black? Unless you’re a journalist researching the social climate of the deep south, there is really no justification for that…. I used to like her, but now she’s getting a bit to obnoxious and pretentious.

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  30. cherry | September 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    oh god she’s so trashy

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  31. SRose | September 2, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    I’m a woman, and i’d do her whether or not she has a dick. She’s damn sexy and damn talented.

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  32. missywissy | September 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    I love her.

    fuck all the sell-out retards who trash their bodies with plastic and are famous for being “famous”.

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  33. no_1_yuno | September 3, 2009 at 2:43 am

    she is a butter face. Im tired of people being famous for showing skin, if she was really that talented she wouldn’t have to get your attention by being half naked all the time. Shallow ass sheeple

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  34. J | September 3, 2009 at 5:16 am

    I would do an abortion on myself before I was borned if I knew that I would look like that.

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  35. lovlovelala | September 3, 2009 at 7:58 am

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

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  36. lovlovelala | September 3, 2009 at 7:58 am

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
    ________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

    Reply
  37. Dread not | September 3, 2009 at 9:33 am

    2. Randal – September 2, 2009 4:40 PM

    It’s not every day you come across such musical talent, yet we’re experiencing one in Lady GaGa. Not only does she compose and write her own music, she’s also the mastermind behind marketing herself. She’s a fresh scent in the musical industry that has been filled with a rotten stench far too long.

    Randal

    Dn: Fresh scent my ass! She’s like some mutant cross between, Bowie’s, Ziggy Stardust and, Madonna, riding a mescaline high that she can’t come down from. Yeah, GaGa’s just like that, except lacking the talent, originality, and charisma of both, Bowie and Madonna. How long before she’s booking gigs on cruises? Give me a fucking break.

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  38. Anna | September 3, 2009 at 9:50 am

    She has the sexiest body alive…anyone who says she doesn’t is either gay, anorexic or has distorted body image.

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  39. JustJess | September 3, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Okay…why?

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  40. ha | September 3, 2009 at 10:39 am

    @37

    Don’t worry about what he says, bud. That’s just Randal. He’s always saying weird over-complimentary shit to all the celebrities. He’s probably a serial killer or something.

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  41. omg | September 3, 2009 at 11:12 am

    LOL the reason why her face looks so good in the last picture is because they put an astronomically huge pair of glasses on her to balance out her nose….

    thanks for the lol, i needed that

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  42. DG | September 3, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    It’s a fuckin’ dude, dudes!

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  43. HOOTERS! | September 3, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    I LOOOOOOOOVE Lady GaGa!! :)

    She is looking kinda orangey though :(

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  44. briELLE | September 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    she is a GANGURO girl! she really knows her target demographic…

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  45. All Women Stalker | September 3, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Huh. I didn’t realize that she was this thin.

    -meream

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  46. Holly | September 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    “Doing everything in our power to hide the size of that fucking SCHNAZZ”

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  47. ariasage | September 3, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    shes tryin to hard to be different. all she is is the new madonna.

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  48. HotPink | September 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Now all those raving over Tony Romo’s Plain Jane Simpson replacement, this lady has a banging body! Not only is she toned and sleek, but her shape is lovely.

    It’s too bad that she ruins it with a mean hard glare, a overly tanned orange face and nasty tatoo.

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  49. ZZPlot | September 3, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    What an aspiration! To be the new Madonna! Eh, eh, she’s not as interesting, that is why she has to get all the nudie stuff out now….Madonna took a few years before getting true blue nude. She is the new Samantha Fox, with boxtox.

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  50. Darth | September 3, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Is there anybody missing a poodle?

    Reply

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