Lady GaGa could use a shave

September 2nd, 2009 // 76 Comments

Lady GaGa poses quasi-nude for the October issue of V Magazine, and her vagina basically looks how I envisioned it. Except for the lack of bumper cars, opium den and Oompa Loompas. But other than that.

Photos: V Magazine
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  1. Jail

    Are those scratch and sniff? ‘Cause it looks smelly.

  2. Randal

    It’s not every day you come across such musical talent, yet we’re experiencing one in Lady GaGa. Not only does she compose and write her own music, she’s also the mastermind behind marketing herself. She’s a fresh scent in the musical industry that has been filled with a rotten stench far too long.

    Randal

  3. Jewels

    Such a fox!

  4. michelle

    wow these are confusing. i don’t think the really dark tan is working for her. i think the idea behind this is cute, though.

  5. concerned citizen

    Why is she in blackface? Is that what the kids consider cool these days. I’m just asking…

  6. richard prickier

    Oh my so very shocking. I’m shocked beyond belief. Woe is me. She is so hip and cool

  7. LOVE her pearly whites!!!!

    orange no good

    diggin’ the poodle fur,

  8. rah! rah!

    Somebody should shoot her.

  9. big teeth

    She has like a perfect hip-to-waist ratio… if I ever get my face between those legs, you’ll need a stump puller to get me out.

  10. mitosis

    she looks great in these pictures, slammin body.

  11. Richard McBeef

    @9 – I suspect you would need a stump puller to get gaga’s cock out too.

  12. Automated Response

    I want to frot with her then penetrate her while
    rubbing my balls against her browneye.

    Later I’ll drop creamy ribbons on her face.

  13. WTF

    This bitch looks like a poorly painted skank. The only thing bigger than her fucking nose is her dick. Dick Butkus with fake tits….

  14. jessica

    She really isn’t unattractive at all…she just makes herself appear that way with the ridiculous wigs, makeup, sunglasses, outifts, etc…if she put the same effort into looking normal that she does into looking “artsy”, she would actually be pretty.

  15. jessica

    She is too pretty for the ridiculous makeup,wigs, sunglasses, outfits, etc…in the last pic, on the upclose of her face, you can actually see she has nice features.

    But dressing like a transvestite is doing her no favors.

  16. Megan

    I’d still rather fuck Hitler. Yes, Gaga… you are more unappealing than Hitler.

  17. To Randal

    Pray tell Randal, who is the rotten stench of the music industry? You are in a weird mood today. LOL!

  18. Tony

    She’s AT BEST a total butterface. She just recycles outfits from Missing Persons. And the “music”, as you guys keep refering to it, is the worst kind of pop crap Believe me, in 2 year’s time, no one will even remember her name.

  19. wasn’t she goin’ around sayin’ she was a hermaphrodite after some pix purportedly showed her with a dick?

  20. Why does she always want to be naked in front of everybody? I mean i saw some performances on this website: http://www.popstarsontwitter.com/pop/?playlist=23. DAMN!! And the dark tan is sexy, especially in that black and white photo holding the sigaret.

    Jake

  21. Sigaret

    20. I am not going to your recommended website. I don’t trust you AT ALL!

  22. Okay, some of you foolios above…

    Check her out before the surgery…

    http://www.sickitten.com/

  23. n

    She’s the white, girl version of the King of Douche-Baggery K. West.

    Awful…

  24. sxycndgrl

    Randal well said. She is hot and so going to be the new Madonnna.

  25. Val

    Not a fan of the last two pics, but she actually looks really good in the first and definetly second one.

  26. Fred

    Who is this dumb bitch?

  27. lady jane

    oh my god everything about her is beautiful i fucking LOVE her!

  28. ha

    …why is she black? Unless you’re a journalist researching the social climate of the deep south, there is really no justification for that…. I used to like her, but now she’s getting a bit to obnoxious and pretentious.

  29. cherry

    oh god she’s so trashy

  30. SRose

    I’m a woman, and i’d do her whether or not she has a dick. She’s damn sexy and damn talented.

  31. missywissy

    I love her.

    fuck all the sell-out retards who trash their bodies with plastic and are famous for being “famous”.

  32. no_1_yuno

    she is a butter face. Im tired of people being famous for showing skin, if she was really that talented she wouldn’t have to get your attention by being half naked all the time. Shallow ass sheeple

  33. J

    I would do an abortion on myself before I was borned if I knew that I would look like that.

  34. lovlovelala

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  35. lovlovelala

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  36. Dread not

    2. Randal – September 2, 2009 4:40 PM

    It’s not every day you come across such musical talent, yet we’re experiencing one in Lady GaGa. Not only does she compose and write her own music, she’s also the mastermind behind marketing herself. She’s a fresh scent in the musical industry that has been filled with a rotten stench far too long.

    Randal

    Dn: Fresh scent my ass! She’s like some mutant cross between, Bowie’s, Ziggy Stardust and, Madonna, riding a mescaline high that she can’t come down from. Yeah, GaGa’s just like that, except lacking the talent, originality, and charisma of both, Bowie and Madonna. How long before she’s booking gigs on cruises? Give me a fucking break.

  37. Anna

    She has the sexiest body alive…anyone who says she doesn’t is either gay, anorexic or has distorted body image.

  38. ha

    @37

    Don’t worry about what he says, bud. That’s just Randal. He’s always saying weird over-complimentary shit to all the celebrities. He’s probably a serial killer or something.

  39. omg

    LOL the reason why her face looks so good in the last picture is because they put an astronomically huge pair of glasses on her to balance out her nose….

    thanks for the lol, i needed that

  40. DG

    It’s a fuckin’ dude, dudes!

  41. HOOTERS!

    I LOOOOOOOOVE Lady GaGa!! :)

    She is looking kinda orangey though :(

  42. briELLE

    she is a GANGURO girl! she really knows her target demographic…

  43. Huh. I didn’t realize that she was this thin.

    -meream

  44. “Doing everything in our power to hide the size of that fucking SCHNAZZ”

  45. ariasage

    shes tryin to hard to be different. all she is is the new madonna.

  46. HotPink

    Now all those raving over Tony Romo’s Plain Jane Simpson replacement, this lady has a banging body! Not only is she toned and sleek, but her shape is lovely.

    It’s too bad that she ruins it with a mean hard glare, a overly tanned orange face and nasty tatoo.

  47. ZZPlot

    What an aspiration! To be the new Madonna! Eh, eh, she’s not as interesting, that is why she has to get all the nudie stuff out now….Madonna took a few years before getting true blue nude. She is the new Samantha Fox, with boxtox.

  48. Darth

    Is there anybody missing a poodle?

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