Lady GaGa as you never seen her before. (But not really.)

July 13th, 2009 // 104 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa performing at the Oxygen Music Festival in Ireland where, like 99% of her performances, it was Ass Ahoy! I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but she’s like an oddly arousing car wreck. I know I should call 911, but at the same time, what if I made love to that gas tank? These are the trials of my life.

NOTE: Astute readers have pointed out we have nipple in the ninth shot, folks. Repeat. We have nipple.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Albin Bainbridge

    Why are all of our young celebs skanky? I’m struggling to think of one who doesn’t act like a whore-in-training.

  2. quake

    I bet she smells like Hardee’s.

  3. Ananana

    that is one ugly ass bitch.

  4. Beastman AIDS

    Burn it with fire!

  5. Tom K

    She’s a mess but something about this girl is entertaining I feeling she is fun and alot of laughs. I’m going to go out on a limb and say I would hit it.

  6. mikeock01

    she has a great ass.

  7. vinny testosteroni

    Oh my I’m so very shocked by her behavior. So very very shocked.

  8. Max Planck

    Did people pay to see this? I’m confused.

  9. whomever

    My interpretation of pic 6: “And then the doctor grabbed my balls… like this… AND LOBBED THEM OFF, thus turning me into the (semi) female you see here today.”

  10. kingofbeer

    wouldn’t fuck her with Ronson’s Dick… yuk!

  11. Jay

    Now I understand why she wears all those hideous outfits that hide her face!!! Fugly!

  12. John Graham

    Really upts the “gag” in “gaga”.

  13. gagarox

    what are you people saying?So it’s a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I’ve seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she’s not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she’s pretty cool.

  14. gagarox

    what are you people saying?So it’s a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I’ve seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she’s not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she’s pretty cool.

  15. gagarox

    what are you people saying?So it’s a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I’ve seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she’s not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she’s pretty cool.

  16. gagarox

    what are you people saying?So it’s a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I’ve seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she’s not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she’s pretty cool.

  17. gagarox

    what are you people saying?So it’s a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I’ve seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she’s not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she’s pretty cool.

  18. anon.

    looking a little floppy in pic #7.

  19. i don’t care what the mongoloids that love her have to say, this woman is slow and it’s sad that her handlers let her get up on stage and spasm all over the stage while groaning on the mic.

  20. heheheheheheehehe

    lady gaga makes really really shitty music. and the worst thing is that she exposes herself to distract people from her face..making more prostitots!!!!!! we don’t need anymore prositots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. LEB

    OMG, she DOES look like Gem!

  22. VickyinOz

    Great business woman. Ok voice. Fugly as hell. Even the outfits can’t distract from what’s happening from the neck up.

  23. She IS FUGLY but I would hit that ass.

  24. Darth

    She could try to play the flute with her ass.What else could she do with an ass on stage?

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  26. Montana

    Nipples? This are bruises!
    Uncomfortable? that thing looks like it fucking hurts!
    Either her designer hates women, or he is trying to set fire to the invading Roman navy….

  27. Shannon

    She’s a MAN, BABY!

  28. Ridel

    She looks like a shemale…

  29. el ces

    I thought that was Vin Disel behind her in #9.

  30. el ces

    I thought that was Vin Disel behind her in #9.

  31. Irish Eyes

    I was at Oxygen on Sunday 12th when she performed.. She was absolutely fantastic.. I went thinking she was a one hit wonder, but she really put on a great show. Brill :)

  32. FACE

    I really hope this skeezer is paying royalties to Dale Bozzio because she has ripped off her entire act and look from 25 years ago

  33. she is too slutty for kids but too hot for older people. i would do so many things to be with her once

  34. Joe Jax

    hey FACE, I just saw Dale Bozzio at the Chiller Con in N.J. about two months back…she looked “normal” with no makeup, not sure I would have recognized her without someone telling me, but she was nice and sweet as pie, stopped to take pictures, just a doll…

  35. Gillybean

    you all thought lady gaga was hot but turns out he has a penis

  36. a

    i wish i was her chair

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  38. melissa

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS SHE … SHE SHOULD HAVE SHOWN MORE LOLOLOLOL ~JK~ SHE SHOULD REALLY PUT ON SOMETHING FAST

  39. melissa

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS SHE … SHE SHOULD HAVE SHOWN MORE LOLOLOLOL ~JK~ SHE SHOULD REALLY PUT ON SOMETHING FAST

  40. LouR

    After I get done with her…she won’t look at another girl, unless she buying lingere….I’ll smack that pony, and ride it!!…. she’ll be screaming “lady mamaaa!

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  42. Caleb

    Make love to that gas tank, trials of my life, dude that cracked me up! That was such funny shit I am now going to come back to this site on a regular basis lol

  43. igpajo

    I’d tap that!

  44. Brian Hunnikin

    I’d pay good money to pull those cheeks apart and get my tongue up her asshole.

  45. ROFL

    Rofl 95 comments that lady gaga is ugly and a transvestite and shit. If you posted a comment on this page you obviously googled lady gaga. Because you think she is ugly, uhh I don’t think so…

  46. scott

    Use my tounge to clean it.

  47. cmk

    Dear Haters-
    people just don’t understand shock art at ALL. i think the world lost sight of the line between sluttiness and art. perhaps its the world that is the slut and when it sees an ass it points its finger and screams SLLLLUT!! i think ppl are just mad because she has a fabulous ass and is very proud of her womanly shape and pretty vagina. So go eat a bag of carrots and drink a jug of laxatives so maybe that way you will then feel better about yourself and feel free to show off yours one day bc deep down you know you want to. Or maybe just appreciate her music/art and get over your stupid self =)
    Sincerely,
    Appreciative fan/person

  48. Admin

    I’d motorboat that ass.

  49. It’s a mess but something about this girl’s entertaining, feeling that I have a lot of fun and laughs. I go out on a limb and say I’m going to be hit.

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