Here’s Lady GaGa performing at the Oxygen Music Festival in Ireland where, like 99% of her performances, it was Ass Ahoy! I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but she’s like an oddly arousing car wreck. I know I should call 911, but at the same time, what if I made love to that gas tank? These are the trials of my life.
NOTE: Astute readers have pointed out we have nipple in the ninth shot, folks. Repeat. We have nipple.