Lady Victoria Hervey Dressed Like A Creamsicle Swamp Monster

I don’t know why Lady Victoria Hervey is famous. I think she’s like the British Paris Hilton, but older or something. Either way, here she is at Cannes looking like a dolphin caught up in a fishing net that was trawling for care bears. I wonder if this designer made one of these in blue so that she could do a “Dumb and Dumber” combo with a friend who also wanted to show off their boobs at a classy party…