Lady Gaga’s Using Catholic Imagery Again

February 22nd, 2011 // 114 Comments

Because the Madonna Playbook only has so many pages in it – half of them devoted to finding a singular ring of unparalleled power – here’s Lady Gaga at Madison Square Garden last night where she did her best Flying Nun with Treasure Map Nipples impression. Now, the last time she used Catholic imagery, Katy Perry got her titties in a bunch, so I’m pretty sure she’ll stay out of this one and let the church handle it. You know, instead of those counter-productive boy-rape charges which I think we can all agree are a victimless crime compared to defiling a habit. I mean, let’s be realistic, you have to draw the line somewhere or people won’t think you stand for anything. Which in this case is boy-rape. The Catholic Church stands for boy-rape. See? That wasn’t so hard.

Photos: Splash News, WireImage


  1. RaraAvis

    Remember when we wondered what she looked like, because she kept her face covered all the time? Could we go back to those days, please? Pretty please?

  2. Barnicle

    I don’t care that people my grandmother’s age compare her to Madonna because I think Madonna is an old hag, and I would never listen to her music nor watch her old, non-HD, MTV videos. I’m not really a fan of Lady Gaga, either, but she’s not my grammy’s age or mind set, like the crypt keeper. As they say, you can never go home again.

    • ^..^

      Ugh. Die in a fire, you waste of space.

    • Madonna

      You stupid little asshole. How old are you 12. I’m the greatest female entertainer of all time. How dare you cut up the best singer to date. And non HD videos, life does go on without HD you little asshole.

  3. Lady Gaga
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    This is dumb, I went to her concert in September and she wore the same outfit. Glad you just got the memo.

  4. cara

    agreeing with the others, she’s been wearing this for the whole tour. OLD. YOU FAIL

  5. Lady Gaga
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    It’s really the Shrimp hand from “Beetle Juice” that disturbs me.

  6. Ridic

    She’s been performing in that outfit since the beginning of her tour, if not before. This is news?

  7. Lady Gaga
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    I love how she has interviews like ‘Oh this is me, the real me, in real life.’ You imagine if you saw this out on the street? You’d be like holy shit call the police, insane asylum.

    • argleblargle

      I think she’s pulling a Hannah Montana thing. I bet when she goes out for coffee with her friends, its minimal makeup and sweats. Then throw on a wig, warpaint, and some stuff she fished out of the recycle bin and back on stage!

  8. Someone please shove her on a helicopter with Lohan, Perry, Bieber, Lavigne, Carey, Cyrus, Jonases, Cruise, Hilton, Reid, Love, and any other obnoxious star that needs to crash into an ocean and explode in a fiery ball of Favour to Humanity. PLEASE.

  9. Lady Gaga
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    Pointy ass is pointy.

  10. Even the pope finds this boring by this point.

  11. Lady Gaga
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    What I noticed, for a 24 year old her breasts sag way too much! Perhaps she should refrain from showing them? Ktula, I agree Chimp Breast. Too free for too long. I shudder to imagine her nether regions :^(

  12. aretha

    is it because americans like it being seen as dumb human beings?

    • Shlongface

      I’m American, and I want to kill this thing with fire.

    • Bubba

      Hey Urethra, you’re just jealous ‘cuz your pissy little country doesn’t produce shit, and is just now showing movies, from HOLLYWOOD CA, USA, on actual movie screens instead of on a brick wall.

    • argleblargle

      Last I checked she was still receiving Brit awards as well. It just so happens the people with money are the ones who are too stupid to like anything original, so she stays popular.

  13. gogo

    and what’s that thing tattoed on her arm, the fire evacuation plan?!

  14. Lady Gaga
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    here Gaga looks like a cross between Amy Winehouse, Madonna and Shakira haha

  15. Lady Gaga
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    bon appetit! after last week’s omelet, she serves us scrambled eggs

  16. Lady Gaga
    Double D
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    There have to be better ways to suck up to Pope Benedict. Like bringing him a six-pack of Killians dark and twin boy scouts.

  17. j

    when is she gonna bust out the risque burka and/or hajib?

  18. Lady Gaga
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    That side boob is nasty looking!

  19. scustinfemmeberlake

    somewhere, sally field is holding her shower curtain liner up to her naked body in a full-length mirror, pondering

  20. Lady Gaga
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    Poor boobs

  21. Lady Gaga
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    wow, she masturbates like a man.

  22. Lady Gaga
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    Lady Gaga makes my pants tight,

  23. Lady Gaga
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    she’s doing good!! but she is a copycat!!

  24. Lady Gaga
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    She kind of needs to just fuck off. I’m sick of this trash bag bitch.

  25. Pat

    Her/his beer gut is back. S/he needs to work on the stage routine to avoid direct shots of that ugly mug.

  26. Snickers

    Can this bitch not just sing? Or at least do some exercising so we don’t have to see her flab?

  27. freaky

    Man, those flap-jack titties are awesome! Kind of reminds me of the time I caught my mom undressing…last week…she’s 60…

  28. The Creature Shop called, said they want their “GaGa” Muppet back.

  29. Lady Gaga
    bob turkey
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    She needs her head to be examined. Except she is brainless. To mock a religious organization is absolutely ignorant and downright disgraceful. She makes money doing stuff like this which adds to the problems of leading teenagers astray feeling that they can become famous by also acting like an idiot

  30. dnkypunch

    Anyone else NOT find her attractive at all. I would normally think I would like to see an almost nude and not fat woman, but in this case it really does nothing for me at all.

  31. Lady Gaga
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    I like her music, but I think her career is going to take a nosedive. The novelty of her act is already gone. Her insistance at looking repulsive is annoying.

  32. Lady Gaga
    Double D
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    I didn’t know Amy Winehouse and Big Bird had a love child!

  33. Lady Gaga
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    Is that a weird religious thing where if you masturbate too much, your hand becomes deformed? Or is that “the stranger”?

  34. Mark

    I don’t get it. What’s this “Gaga” guys appeal?

  35. Lady Gaga
    Not blind
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    She is butt ugly.

  36. Lady Gaga
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    Umm-I have no idea how old Ms. Gaga is, but her breasts should really have some kind of support. It’s kind of sad that they droop like a 40-ish Mom who has nursed 6 kids. I like her, but she should really not let it all hang out.

  37. Awol

    I wouldn’t bang that chick with Rosie O’Donnell’s dong.

  38. Lady Gaga
    Sister Ida
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    She is beautiful no matter what she wears. I like her music and she seems to be a good person. Nun imagery is nothing new.

  39. brenden

    i just want to see her mangina :(

  40. Jerry Jones


  41. ugly pigface

    she makes me vomit, she is the ugliest thing ever! uglier than a pig in diarrhea!!!

  42. Lady Gaga
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    lady gaga is a POSER

    I hate her

  43. Lady Gaga
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    britney spears is back gaga can go home now

  44. Kara

    She just looks so stupid and desperate.

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