Because the Madonna Playbook only has so many pages in it – half of them devoted to finding a singular ring of unparalleled power – here’s Lady Gaga at Madison Square Garden last night where she did her best Flying Nun with Treasure Map Nipples impression. Now, the last time she used Catholic imagery, Katy Perry got her titties in a bunch, so I’m pretty sure she’ll stay out of this one and let the church handle it. You know, instead of those counter-productive boy-rape charges which I think we can all agree are a victimless crime compared to defiling a habit. I mean, let’s be realistic, you have to draw the line somewhere or people won’t think you stand for anything. Which in this case is boy-rape. The Catholic Church stands for boy-rape. See? That wasn’t so hard.
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Remember when we wondered what she looked like, because she kept her face covered all the time? Could we go back to those days, please? Pretty please?
I don’t care that people my grandmother’s age compare her to Madonna because I think Madonna is an old hag, and I would never listen to her music nor watch her old, non-HD, MTV videos. I’m not really a fan of Lady Gaga, either, but she’s not my grammy’s age or mind set, like the crypt keeper. As they say, you can never go home again.
Ugh. Die in a fire, you waste of space.
You stupid little asshole. How old are you 12. I’m the greatest female entertainer of all time. How dare you cut up the best singer to date. And non HD videos, life does go on without HD you little asshole.
This is dumb, I went to her concert in September and she wore the same outfit. Glad you just got the memo.
agreeing with the others, she’s been wearing this for the whole tour. OLD. YOU FAIL
It’s really the Shrimp hand from “Beetle Juice” that disturbs me.
She’s been performing in that outfit since the beginning of her tour, if not before. This is news?
I love how she has interviews like ‘Oh this is me, the real me, in real life.’ You imagine if you saw this out on the street? You’d be like holy shit call the police, insane asylum.
I think she’s pulling a Hannah Montana thing. I bet when she goes out for coffee with her friends, its minimal makeup and sweats. Then throw on a wig, warpaint, and some stuff she fished out of the recycle bin and back on stage!
Someone please shove her on a helicopter with Lohan, Perry, Bieber, Lavigne, Carey, Cyrus, Jonases, Cruise, Hilton, Reid, Love, and any other obnoxious star that needs to crash into an ocean and explode in a fiery ball of Favour to Humanity. PLEASE.
Pointy ass is pointy.
is the dark armpit part of her costume?
Even the pope finds this boring by this point.
Perhaps i should throw in the fact that the most sex i ever had with any one person was.. with a nun from viet nam. Swear on a stack of bibles~
What I noticed, for a 24 year old her breasts sag way too much! Perhaps she should refrain from showing them? Ktula, I agree Chimp Breast. Too free for too long. I shudder to imagine her nether regions :^(
I think she tucks her balls up pretty good
tell me: WHY AREN’T PEOPLE FED UP WITH HER?
is it because americans like it being seen as dumb human beings?
I’m American, and I want to kill this thing with fire.
Hey Urethra, you’re just jealous ‘cuz your pissy little country doesn’t produce shit, and is just now showing movies, from HOLLYWOOD CA, USA, on actual movie screens instead of on a brick wall.
Last I checked she was still receiving Brit awards as well. It just so happens the people with money are the ones who are too stupid to like anything original, so she stays popular.
and what’s that thing tattoed on her arm, the fire evacuation plan?!
OMFG>>>>The world IS coming to an end! “gogo” wrote something besides,”First” ..and it was actually funny!
HA HA HA u ckack me up!!
I’ll be back with a revenge!!gogo reloaded!!!!
here Gaga looks like a cross between Amy Winehouse, Madonna and Shakira haha
bon appetit! after last week’s omelet, she serves us scrambled eggs
There have to be better ways to suck up to Pope Benedict. Like bringing him a six-pack of Killians dark and twin boy scouts.
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when is she gonna bust out the risque burka and/or hajib?
I wish she would, that’d be hilarious… but the butthurt Muslims would want to put a fatwa on her head
2 birds, my friend, 2 birds.
so, whats better? Her in a crotchless burka or being the recipient of a fatwa?
That side boob is nasty looking!
I like my fried eggs with tape…
somewhere, sally field is holding her shower curtain liner up to her naked body in a full-length mirror, pondering
Making matters worse i heard miley’s gona star as gidget
Poor boobs
wow, she masturbates like a man.
Lady Gaga makes my pants tight,
she’s doing good!! but she is a copycat!!
She kind of needs to just fuck off. I’m sick of this trash bag bitch.
Her/his beer gut is back. S/he needs to work on the stage routine to avoid direct shots of that ugly mug.
Can this bitch not just sing? Or at least do some exercising so we don’t have to see her flab?
Man, those flap-jack titties are awesome! Kind of reminds me of the time I caught my mom undressing…last week…she’s 60…
The Creature Shop called, said they want their “GaGa” Muppet back.
She needs her head to be examined. Except she is brainless. To mock a religious organization is absolutely ignorant and downright disgraceful. She makes money doing stuff like this which adds to the problems of leading teenagers astray feeling that they can become famous by also acting like an idiot
Anyone else NOT find her attractive at all. I would normally think I would like to see an almost nude and not fat woman, but in this case it really does nothing for me at all.
…what do you expect when the ‘girl’ looks like Borat
I like her music, but I think her career is going to take a nosedive. The novelty of her act is already gone. Her insistance at looking repulsive is annoying.
I didn’t know Amy Winehouse and Big Bird had a love child!
lol
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Is that a weird religious thing where if you masturbate too much, your hand becomes deformed? Or is that “the stranger”?
I don’t get it. What’s this “Gaga” guys appeal?
She is butt ugly.
Umm-I have no idea how old Ms. Gaga is, but her breasts should really have some kind of support. It’s kind of sad that they droop like a 40-ish Mom who has nursed 6 kids. I like her, but she should really not let it all hang out.
I wouldn’t bang that chick with Rosie O’Donnell’s dong.
She is beautiful no matter what she wears. I like her music and she seems to be a good person. Nun imagery is nothing new.
i just want to see her mangina :(
BURN IT WITH FIRE
she makes me vomit, she is the ugliest thing ever! uglier than a pig in diarrhea!!!
lady gaga is a POSER
I hate her
britney spears is back gaga can go home now
She just looks so stupid and desperate.