Lady Gaga: ‘Living in Hollywood is Like Doing Kegels’

April 13th, 2011 // 97 Comments

Lady Gaga appears in the Fashion Issue of Harper’s Bazaar where along with decrying plastic surgery as “promoting insecurity” – Because eating disorders are so much better. – she also described moving to LA which is apparently like the tightening and un-tightening of a woman’s vagina:

“I had all these number-one records, and I had sold all these albums, and it was sort of this turning point: Am I going to try and embrace Hollywood and assimilate to that culture?” Suffice to say, it didn’t work out. “I put my toe in that water, and it was a Kegel-exercise vaginal reaction where I clenched and had to retract immediately.”

On top of that, she also posed for a photo with five teats because she hates erections and never wants me to have one again. Or eat dairy products without watching it come straight from the cow first. *spits out milk* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? ANSWER ME?!

Photos: Harper’s Bazaar


  1. bitingontinfoil

    Watching GaGa is like having dry heaves.

  2. the captain

    …………….so being “Normal” in hollywood is a true curse, folks.

  3. So if you live in Hollerwudd AND do Kegels, what is it? Kekegelgels?

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    All things considered, I’d chomp on dat ass.

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    i like the one where she is falling off the piano more…

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    2 seconds before she falls

  7. Mark

    “Funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?”
    hahahaha yes Lady Gaga you are funny like a clown.

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    Hitler von Killington
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    Kinda Interesting in a mutated Morticia Addams kinda way…

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    Hitler von Killington
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    See now she looks cute, what with butterflies all over…

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    Hitler von Killington
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    OK, NOW I’d hit it. Oh yes indeed.

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    If this is any indication of alien life, I will destroy SETI with my bare hands.

  12. Fred Cloot

    She’s got a face like a toy robot. Also, she inspires mentally defective crackers from Bumfuck Oklahoma to skin their cats for the blood. Therefore she should be sent to tour Japan and cheer up the nuclear plant workers and not allowed to return until all of her hair and at least 50% of her teeth have fallen out.

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    The second picture is interesting.

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    Honest Abe
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    Never been attacted to a tranny before…

  15. They spelled Bizarre wrong again.

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    Dorian Gray
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    Note to any female viewers – guaranteed way to destroy whatever natural attraction your curves have = cover yourself in tatts.

  17. Tiff

    Under all those weird disguises is one ugly woman.

  18. cocoa j

    anyone notice she’s making the same face in every picture?

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    Fuck all ya’ll. That dude’s got a nice ass!

  20. Tony

    People wanting to read about Lady Gaga’s googa? More like Harper’s Bizarre, am I right?

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    Mojo Nixon
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    Mm-Mm-Mm You make me wish I had three hands…I mean five hands…actually just nevermind.

  22. Galactastica

    I swear all you guys are the same person posting a ton over and over. It’s really very sheep like.

  23. Mandy

    “decrying plastic surgery as “promoting insecurity”
    And yet it is painfully obvious from the cover photo that she got a nose job.

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    RuPaul and the Mad Hatter had a love child!

  25. kristin31

    she’s trying not to assimilate to hollywood! please.. bitch stole the look! that’s hollywood & vine all the way..

  26. ProstituteForMoney


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