So Lady GaGa’s Biological Clock Just Exploded

Not even a year ago, Lady GaGa was clearly snorting buckets of coke and telling people she IS the theater, but like any woman, she hit 25 and started thinking about ways she can make her life more complicated than it needs to be. So here she is telling Oprah she wants a bunch of kids now which just gave Rick Santorum a boner he doesn’t know how to explain. It probably doesn’t even speak English. Via People:

“Yeah, yeah, I do,” a (relatively) conservatively dressed Gaga told the talk show host, 58, when asked if she was serious about wanting a large family. “I mean I’m being superfluous [about the soccer team], but I don’t want to have one [child], I want a few.”
Gaga adds that she also wants a husband. Making a gesture to indicate a baby bump, the singer tells Winfrey, “I want to experience that.”

Of course the trick here is finding a well-hung Harvard man who won’t think she’s just after his mother’s inheritance. “I do say, dear, impregnating you while you’re dressed like a vampire bat seems most peculiar. Most peculiar. You’re not trying to Shanghai my trust fund, are you? No? Just into theatrical buggery, are we? Tally ho!”

(True story: I think everyone who goes to Harvard is British.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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