Lady GaGa’s Eating Disorder Looks Alright To Me
Probably because Madonna’s all political now, Lady GaGa’s apparently moved on to copying Justin Bieber because here she is puking four times in a row while performing in Barcelona last night. Granted, she could’ve just realized, “Holy shit, I am going to look like Donatella Versace when I grow up,” the important thing is nobody points out she probably just needed to fit into her next stage outfit, and this was the quickest way to achieve that goal. Which she did. That’s the wrong message to send about how effective that was, so let’s all agree this was just a dream you had. A very strange and vivid dream where I know it seems like I’m cupping your breasts right now, but that’s just your subconscious. Which also made the honking noises.