Lady GaGa Let Terry Richardson Photograph Her Ass Before The VMAs

August 27th, 2013 // 27 Comments
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What you’re looking at is Lady GaGa‘s ass before her performance at the VMAs Sunday night. And while the common misconception would be that it’s covered in gold stage makeup, I like to believe this is Terry Richardson showing us the human makeup falling off her alien butt because they know our secrets now.

“Lord Thanos, I have found the key to conquering Earth.”
“Speak, Gold Gaga.”
“Butts, my lord. They’re enamored by butts.”
“And what of The Avengers?”
“They let Scarlett Johansson on the team because she has a butt, my lord. They, too, will fall.”
“Excellent. You and Mulletspawn may invade at once, but make sure she keeps that goddamn tongue in her mouth. I’ve been to Earth, nobody does that. It’s weird.”

Photos: Terry’s Diary

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  1. j-sin

    I’d hit it.

  2. I’d fuck the gold off her ass.

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    Sexy lady.

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    Cock Dr
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    I feel disinclined to badmouth a pop star who is so generous with her nudity.

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    JC
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    Dunkin’ Donuts’ “Gold Dust Muffin” sold well to 12-year-old girls in fairy costumes, but otherwise it was deemed to be a commercial failure.

  6. Now why did I immediately assume it was corn meal? huh. Deep fried ass isn’t normally something I’d contemplate.

  7. I thought that was just a crumby picture of some chicks ass with shit caked on it, but when you said it was a Terry Richardson piece, I suddenly realized that shit is goddamn fine art. The man is a genius. He’s pretty much removed revolutionized current photography by taking the self out of the selfie.

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    thecrazybetty
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    crusty.

  9. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    You mean this ins’t a shot of loaves of bread in the bakery? This is getting stranger than I can deal with while sober.

    Off to remedy that problem..

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    24 carat?

  11. Lady Gaga Posing Naked Terry Richardson
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    She smokes?

  12. Lady Gaga Posing Naked Terry Richardson
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    Say what you want about her but she has a great ass.

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    Honey. I think you missed a spot.

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    thecrazybetty
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    love her hair. he looks like a pedo.

  15. Lady Gaga Posing Naked Terry Richardson
    thecrazybetty
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    Hillary Clinton giving Bowzer a shoulder rub?

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    vandal
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    Does he own another shirt?

  17. Lady Gaga Posing Naked Terry Richardson
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    Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. I’d fuck me so hard.

  18. Lady Gaga Posing Naked Terry Richardson
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    Wendy’s is bringing back the Fully Loaded Baked Potato.

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    Mr. Fahrenheit
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    Who let King Midas backstage again?

  20. Lady Gaga Posing Naked Terry Richardson
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    Loving the wig, but damn she looks unhealthy.

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    Yooka
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    Wow! Now maybe I can bite her shiny metal ass!!

  22. Where’s a building fire when you need one?

  23. Lady Gaga Posing Naked Terry Richardson
    ugh
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    I don’t get how this creepy dude who takes pictures that look like they were shot with a disposable cardboard camera get to be famous.

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