Lady GaGa Let Terry Richardson Photograph Her Ass Before The VMAs

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2013

What you’re looking at is Lady GaGa’s ass before her performance at the VMAs Sunday night. And while the common misconception would be that it’s covered in gold stage makeup, I like to believe this is Terry Richardson showing us the human makeup falling off her alien butt because they know our secrets now.

“Lord Thanos, I have found the key to conquering Earth.”
“Speak, Gold Gaga.”
“Butts, my lord. They’re enamored by butts.”
“And what of The Avengers?”
“They let Scarlett Johansson on the team because she has a butt, my lord. They, too, will fall.”
“Excellent. You and Mulletspawn may invade at once, but make sure she keeps that goddamn tongue in her mouth. I’ve been to Earth, nobody does that. It’s weird.”

Photos: Terry’s Diary