Lady Gaga: ‘Rosario Dawson Should Play Me in a Movie. Or Marisa Tomei.’

February 18th, 2011 // 58 Comments

In an interview with “The Morning Mash Up” on Sirius XM, Lady Gaga talks about how her life is “destined” to be a movie and that she should be played by an eight-foot tall multi-ethnic giant or a 45-year-old Italian woman. Either one. Via The Huffington Post:

“I think at some point, yes. I think I’m sort of destined for that screen at some point. … I’ve always been a big fan of Rosario Dawson,” she said. “Oh, you know what, I would have Marisa Tomei play me. I am such a Marisa Tomei fan. All my friends call me Marisa when I get angry. Because my New York accent just flies out of my body and I start smacking my gum.”

She then went on to admit she “drinks whiskey and stuff” all day while I’ll assume everyone just sort of nodded and mouthed the word “heroin” to each other. From there she mostly gnawed on the microphone until a janitor came in and shooed her away with a broom. “But it’s my creative cheeeese! Oh, all right…”

Photos: Splash News


  1. it’s the flying nun!

  2. Knippy

    How do her boobs change size? They’ve literally disappeared.

  3. gogo



  4. hmna

    I want to know where you get clothes made out of vinyl.

    • You could ask her. But she’d just say her clothes are made of latex you fucking idiot…then she’d spit on you, and have one of her bodyguards violate your anus with a kitten.

  5. Kevin

    No……..I think the perfect person to play her(?) would be Elegant Elliot Offen from the Howard Stern Show.

  6. Neither of those actresses even LOOK like her. Maybe Sarah Parker or Chloe Sevigny.

  7. bitingontinfoil

    ….or Uncle Fester!

  8. ladykaka

    whoever played Frenchie in Grease – that’s the one who should play her. Or a used tampon, you know, cuz that would be, like, “artsy”, by her standards.

    • jojo

      Ha! Frenchie yes! Although I am not sure where Gaga puts the tampon. His urethra?

      • babooda

        Didi Conn played Frenchie in both of the “Grease” movies and in reality she has too much talent to play this talentless hack.
        Personally, I think that “Lady GaGa” should be played by “Miss Piggy” , they both exhibit the same level of self-love and stupidity!

  9. jojo

    Lady-man Gaga is as talentless as they come now a days. And that is saying quite a bit. She ranks just above Snookie on the talent scale and only because she doesn’t eat her own feces.

    • Sharkbait

      She has actual musical talent, in that she can sing and play instruments.

      Doesn’t stop her from being completely infuriating as a person.

  10. She should be played by an animatronic monkey, remotely operated by Stephen Hawkings, while blindfolded and hopped up on amphetamines…with the voiceover work done by that guy who played Screech. Also, the monkey should be dressed in a tuxedo on the left side, and the right side a prom gown made of human placenta.

    Or is that too “already done” for her?

  11. “Or a Vienna Sausage,” she added. “I’ve always identified with those tiny little phallic creatures, filled with commercial additives and leftover parts from other animals. They just seem so…….me.”

  12. Roughael

    She never mention the cast of Priscilla Queen of the Dessert? Those guys must be pissed…

  13. MarkM

    Why doesn’t Tom Hanks play her? He’s a good actor!

  14. Roughael

    I cant wait to see how much of an artist she is, when she needs to report to court.

  15. Dan

    I think Lady Gaga is all an act. I don’t think she is actually that crazy – it is a methodically planned publicity persona that she puts on for us.

    I like it.

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    She looks like a cartoon cowboy in a witness relocation program.

  17. Lady Gaga
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    why do people like her?

  18. Lisa

    ummmm….. don’t you have to be an interesting person/ have done something important in order to have a movie made about you?

  19. whoudacouldashoulda

    Dayum that bitch is ugly. I think she should be thinking of a few trannies to play her instead of an actual female. Since we all know she has no lady parts. if it were’nt for the very talented PR ppl now a days and an auto-tuner half these idiots wouldnt have a job.

  20. I assume today’s shocking look is “Peach Fruit Rollup” ??

  21. Best candidates would be Penny Marshall, Lily Tomlin or Judd Hirsch.

  22. Mutt

    I did not know that Marisa Tomei and Rosario Dawson were men.

  23. Lady Gaga
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    that’s a scary face bro

  24. what comes to mind in these pics is she looks like Mia Farrow in RoseMarry’s Baby.

  25. aretha

    this woman tells voluntary the story of the country of LOSERS she is living in…………

  26. Kiroux

    The perfect person to play her would be Hatchetface from that movie “Crybaby” – the resemblance is uncanny and the name suits her as well…

  27. Jack Dodson who played Howard Sprague on Mayberry RFD and the Andy Griffith Show would have been perfect. RIP Mr Dodson.

  28. Nosillyname


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  30. Lady Gaga
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    Rosario is 5’7, not a ‘giant’.

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