Lady GaGa Didn’t Make A Song With R. Kelly. What Are You Talking About?

January 7th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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“Just a second, girl. Told that motherfucker I needed more bran…”

When the Village Voice published its interview with Jim DeRogatis detailing the graphic and extensive nature of R. Kelly‘s alleged statutory rapes, almost everyone immediately asked what the fuck Lady GaGa was doing recording a song with him. Including Lady GaGa who suddenly re-recorded the song with Christina Aguilera taking over R. Kelly’s part and now claims the video experienced unexpected delays that were completely out of her hands and have left her “devastated.” Which might sound reasonable if this wasn’t the same woman who obsesses over every single detail of her persona right down to the coarseness of her merkin and the shape of the confetti that will queef out of it. But she was totally caught off-guard, you guys!

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  1. Dox

    That picture right there, sums up everything wrong with GaGa.

  2. catapostrophe

    “its” interview.

  3. I’m way more interested in seeing Gaga get dry humped by Xtina than Pissmaster McUnderage.

  4. She’s right to distance herself from him. Gaga queefed confetti? Pics or it didn’t happen!

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    George P. Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby, you are too old unless you are two girls.

  6. They’re both awful (R. Kelly & GaGa), but for different reasons. I have no opinion on the Christina.

  7. I actually heard the song with her and him on the road last week, it was not bad. She got into bed with him knowing all she knew about him from day 1, she should have the balls to stick it out and stand by her decision.

  8. D-chi

    I used to be a big Gaga fan, but ever since BTW I was like ehhh, not as musically good as Fame Monster. And then when she came out with her R. Kelly song, I knew I wasn’t going to support this album. (I did buy Applause though, bc the song’s okay even though it’s ridiculously vapid.)

    • Kimmykimkim

      I also used to be a gaga fan. I liked the album BTW. Could’ve been really good if she had cut out about 5 of the songs. Then I previewed artpop on iTunes and sweet jesus, it was literally a collection of turds. Then I was immediately turned off by her. I mean she actually thinks she had a collection of really good material, the poor thing. Now I’m embarrassed that I ever liked her in the first place.

  9. poop

    i can believe the fact the video got delayed because her creative team is falling apart, and some of them arent just supporting her anymore. i mean she fired her manager. it makes sense. she knows what r. kelly has done

  10. Jenn

    I’m not interested in this overhyped Madonna-knockoff’s lies about working with the pissing pederast.

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    Son of Flubber
    Commented on this photo:

    “Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. But, I don’t want, none of the above, I wanna pee on you. drip drip drip. pee on you.” -Dave Chappell

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