Lady Gaga is a method actor now, so of course she wore a fake penis while attending the VMAs as her male alter ego Jo Calderone. Except we’ve already decided via the power of democracy that she’s a hermaphrodite, so technically Lady GaGa brought two penises to the VMAs. Dos penetración fideos. Us Weekly reports:
The pop provocateur (real name: Stephanie Germanotta), 25, didn’t just wear men’s clothing (including Armani men’s underwear) and fake stubble in her “drag king” get-up: To complete the gender-bending transformation, Gaga wore a prosthetic penis, an insider confirms to Us Weekly.
The “You and I” singer stayed in character throughout the night at the Nokia Theater.
“I am from New Jersey,” Gaga as Jo told Us backstage. ” My family is from Palermo, Sicily and I am not a singer or a model or an actor or anything. I am just a guy.”
Anyone else saddened that she didn’t take performance (True story: I accidentally typed that as penetration.) art to the next level and just started forcibly humping things with her fake wieners? Not people of course. That’s called rape, brother. Just random inanimate objects without souls or feelings like a Moon Man statue or Kim Kardashian.