Lady GaGa Wore a Prosthetic Penis To The VMAs

August 30th, 2011 // 82 Comments

Lady Gaga is a method actor now, so of course she wore a fake penis while attending the VMAs as her male alter ego Jo Calderone. Except we’ve already decided via the power of democracy that she’s a hermaphrodite, so technically Lady GaGa brought two penises to the VMAs. Dos penetración fideos. Us Weekly reports:

The pop provocateur (real name: Stephanie Germanotta), 25, didn’t just wear men’s clothing (including Armani men’s underwear) and fake stubble in her “drag king” get-up: To complete the gender-bending transformation, Gaga wore a prosthetic penis, an insider confirms to Us Weekly.
The “You and I” singer stayed in character throughout the night at the Nokia Theater.
“I am from New Jersey,” Gaga as Jo told Us backstage. ” My family is from Palermo, Sicily and I am not a singer or a model or an actor or anything. I am just a guy.”

Anyone else saddened that she didn’t take performance (True story: I accidentally typed that as penetration.) art to the next level and just started forcibly humping things with her fake wieners? Not people of course. That’s called rape, brother. Just random inanimate objects without souls or feelings like a Moon Man statue or Kim Kardashian.

Photo: Getty, INFdaily, WENN

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Hey, it’s that Jewish guy from “Saving Private Ryan” that got stabbed in the chest.

  2. Suud

    I can’t decide who makes an uglier guy, her or Mariah Carey. Ugh.

  3. Professor Chaos

    She makes a WAY more convincing guy than she does a girl.

    • Big Balls

      Agreed! He/she might even do better, permanently, in drag! He/she also not shave her whiskers before the event, showing the “rough” side of her? Back in my days, being a freak, would toss you to the side. Now, if you DON’T do it, you’re a real “freak”/. Finally, wondering whether she wacks-off their penis or poontang?

  4. michelle

    I would rather see her in a stupid outfit…

  5. Lupe

    Although I’m tired of her pretentious art school bs, I’m one of the odd few that think she’s an attractive woman.

    But she makes a hideous, ratty, disgusting man.

    • Dan

      Agreed… She is so limber and graceful moving around. It makes me think of fun things to do with her.

      Also her music is a lot of fun to.

      You have to admit her marketing of herself is pretty genius.

      • Ed

        Her marketing isn’t genius, it’s a tried and true method she followed step by step. I guess you never heard of David Bowie or Madonna.

  6. ” Here’s my boyfriend ….”

  7. Uncle J

    Yea and our opinion of you is about is appaling as your impersonation of a male.

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    Compound9
    Commented on this photo:

    Prostthetics aside i am disgusted by her flying the middle finger in picture #6. Not because she did but because its offensive how little she cared to use proper form with her middle finger statement. If one is to take the “Fuck you” of middle fingering serious one needs to use proper form i.e. pointer finger and ring finger upright and in-line with the middle finger, the pinky must be pulled a little harder to also form a flat surface across the back of the hand in line with the middle finger.

    what she did is not a statement its Just disgusting. Just disgusting.

  9. Looks like Lindsay tweeted the wrong person.

  10. Compound9

    Prosthetic’s aside i am disgusted by her flying the middle finger in picture #6. Not because she did but because its offensive how little she cared to use proper form with her middle finger statement. If one is to take the “Fuck you” of middle fingering serious one needs to use proper form i.e. pointer finger and ring finger upright and in-line with the middle finger, the pinky must be pulled a little harder to also form a flat surface across the back of the hand in line with the middle finger.

    what she did is not a statement its Just disgusting. Just disgusting.

  11. w duran

    i loved it GaGa………entertainment ….funny………

  12. “circle jerkin’, I got my piston workin’”

  13. Haddo01

    Prosthetic as a euphemism for HER STRAP ON

    • LazyJay

      And there is something intrinsically wrong with wearing a softpack?
      Not all trans men use one, but maybe this gives an idea of why trans folk find nit harder to be accepted than even gay folk.

      And a softpack isn’t a strap-on.

      • Ed

        Do we have to accept everyone now? Can I wear a dong on my forehead and call myself a Martian then bitch about how people won’t accept me, and call them small brained for making fun of me?

  14. Shyt

    Why is her nose half the size when she is a “man?”

  15. Frank Burns

    Did she wear it inside or outside of her cooch?

  16. Lady Gaga Jo Calderone Prosthetic Penis
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess this is what the uber rich do when they’re bored. What an idiot.

  17. Venom

    She was disgusting and creepy at the VMAs.

    • Jillia

      I second that. I was embarrassed for her and the whole shtick was just uncomfortable to watch.

      • eatme

        she is dressed like a man!!! a man!!! oh, the glory of her artistic vision!!! maybe she will dress like a giraffe next. Oh sure, she can do a man, but can she do a giraffe? the shock value would be incredible. maybe she could dress as a giraffe with only 3 legs, because a regular giraffe would be just too normal. maybe even a three legged MALE giraffe…with a big hat and an eye patch!!!

        gaga is my hero (well, actually Carrot Top is, but gaga is a close second)!!!

  18. bitingontinfoil

    A face only the bottom of a boot could love. Idiot.

  19. Artie Fatbuckle

    Reduced to ripping off Andy Kaufman now – Tony Clifton would beat that poseur’s ass!

  20. So now she’s stealing from Nicki Minaj? It’s like Spy vs. Spy.

  21. Katie Beth

    What does it matter what Lady GaGa wore? She was BORN THIS WAY and if anyone else things different YOU AND I have a bone to pick. I’m one of her little MONSTERs and I’d DANCE IN THE DARK for madre monster. ;)

    Person, she’s one hawt man and a sexy woman. >:D

  22. OnTheRealThough

    Not only did she look hideous while doing it, it was a horrible acting job & took waaaaaay too long to play out. It was brutal all night long.

    • gumption

      I watched the clip where Britney was like a deer in the headlights and gaga was so disgusting and pathetic an actor and so desperate a poseur I couldnt take it. How anyone watched her more than this must be the reason the mental wards are overflowing this morning. Her music absolutely sucks (heard it in the store, seriously) and she is so fake and thinks she is shocking but she is ligh tyears even behind ol Madonna. And no bitch, you were not born this way, you stole Madonnas song and schtick and it is so forced it drives people off cliffs.

  23. It looks much less frightening as a dude.
    I guess that itself is frightening.

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    CD
    Commented on this photo:

    I voulnd’t suck that vith your teeth, ah ah ah!

  25. Lady Gaga Jo Calderone Prosthetic Penis
    Herp
    Commented on this photo:

    Derp.

  26. Melissa

    Total rip off of Annie Lenox circa 1984. Look it up. This bitch is such a poser its ridiculous.

  27. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    No one. Fucking. Cares. This shit is NOT music, and her conceptual “art” performance shit is stale, old and tiresome. Oh, and it’s not music. Does she play a fucking instrument? Does she do anything than do weird shit to entertain middle schoolers?

    Am I that old that I remember when the MTV music video awards actually featured MUSICIANS and not shit-hop idiots like Kenya and Kwis Bwown or lip-synched “performance” shit like Britney and this idiot?

    • maddox

      I am with you 100%. MTV is a fucking waste. I miss the real talent that use to be featured on the MTV music awards. The shit on there now is so lame, bunch of no talent fucks. I wanted to brick in Bieber’s mouth when I saw him mouthing ” that’s my boy” when Chris Brown performed, skinny jean wearing pickle sniffer.

    • shure

      Who the fuck is Kenya? Do you mean KANYE? You sound really old. Although I support anyone who criticizes Britney, because she is horrible.

    • Jillia

      I think she does play the piano actually.

      I’m gonna go blow my head off now…

    • Leopolo

      I see your point. Except your wrong about GaGa. She doesn’t lip sync, and she does play a “fucking instrument.” The rest is right….

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    Kris
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m gon’ eat yo baby

  29. Lady Gaga Jo Calderone Prosthetic Penis
    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    Sergey Brin, CEO of Google.

  30. Mama Pinkus

    I feel sorry for this wretched creature.

  31. Balances out Justin Biebers vagina.

  32. Lady Gaga Jo Calderone Prosthetic Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    That poor guy has been dressing like a woman this whole time???

  33. MrsPlant

    I don’t see how this is less offensive than Jersey Shore to Italians…

  34. browny

    Meh, nothing revolutionary about this. Sex and the City had a whole episode on ‘drag kings’… about 100 years ago. Gaga…your….time… is…up…

  35. AnnaDraconida

    MTV is a pile of bullshit, so’s every award show that’s connected to it.

    I hope Lady Gaga never appears in any movies cuz she’s wretched at acting. The whole Jo Calderone persona is fucking retarded. If I were Italian-American I’d be offended by this ridiculously overblown parody. Like Jersey Shore wasn’t bad enough…

  36. TomFrank

    I think we should cheer on this Jo Calderone persona. Because the next step would be releasing an album under that name, and look how well that worked out for Chris Gaines and Sasha Fierce.

  37. forrest gump

    even lesbians would ignore her or him.

  38. nick

    her and chaz bono should fuck each other

  39. Oh, GaGa!!!
    Time to go-o!!! Time to go-o!!! Time to go-o!!!

  40. Lady Gaga Jo Calderone Prosthetic Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sick of this bitch stealing other people’s ideas and pretending to be some pioneer.
    When Annie Lennox did this same get-up for the Grammys in 1984 at least that act was cool.

  41. amorfismos

    Good! She can try to fuck herself in a stage now.

  42. Jon

    God help anyone who spends on their falling for this type of shit.

  43. Lady Gaga Jo Calderone Prosthetic Penis
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    yeahhhh. “prosthetic.”

  44. Planet of the Apes.

  45. Lady Gaga Jo Calderone Prosthetic Penis
    heysamjo
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! Sam Ronson looks a lot better! Good for her!

  46. Lady Gaga Jo Calderone Prosthetic Penis
    Ali
    Commented on this photo:

    What a weirdo, seriously just be yourself. I don’t get these celebs and their alter-egos, its strange and I’m not into it. The only person who can even remotely pull it off is Eminem/Slim Shady. (Atleast he doesn’t cross dress like Gaga/Jo or sound like an idiot, like Nicki Minaj/Roman.)

  47. Steelerchick

    She borrowed it from Chaz Bono??

  48. decalex

    Hey, it’s Eddie! Chandler’s roommate who wouldn’t leave!
    http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsG/tve26410-19960328-444.jpg

  49. Hickok

    She looks like Ralph Macchio

  50. Audieme

    Meh. I’d be more surprised if you said she wears a prosthetic vagina everyday.

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