Lady GaGa Thinks She’s Princess Di Now

December 9th, 2011 // 48 Comments

“I wonder if Charles would like it if I wore a lobster costume,” she thought.

Lady GaGa is an insane, batshit drug addict, so you’ll be surprised to hear she has paranoid fears about dying exactly like Princess Di because, didn’t you know? They’re the same person. Via The FABlife:

According to Britain’s The Sun, Lady Gaga allegedly feels that she is essentially “pop version” of Lady Di, and subsequently runs the risk of losing her life in the same way. “Gaga has always been absolutely fixated on Diana and sees herself as a 21st-century incarnation of her,” a source claims. “Gaga has had dreams about dying the same way as her and has genuine fears that her fame could literally kill her, either in a chase or at the hands of crazies.”

So Lady GaGa is the reincarnation of someone who died while she was 11? I guess in GaGa’s mind, Diana meant to die before she was born but was probably too busy designing giant egg cocoons to dance out of in a yolk costume. They’re so alike!

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. jamiewithanh

    the version with a hidden penis?

  2. blahblahblah

    Wow she looks halfway normal in the car pics. Shocker.

  3. it had to be said


    • puddleduck

      If she is so worried about ending up like Princess Di, maybe she should wear her seatbelt! Di might still be with us had she done so…

  4. JP-A!

    Born in England? Nope. Raised in England in a life of wealth, titles and privilege? Nope. Married a Prince? Nope. Had husband cheat on her with an old flame? Nope. Frosty relations with in-laws (who happen to be the most famous royal couple in the world)? Nope. Flings with an Indian surgeon and the son of a Saudi billionaire? Nope.
    Hmmm, let’s see…
    Eating disorders, alcohol and prescription (or non) drug abuse, “hounded” by Paparazzi?
    OH MY GOD!!! They’re the exact same woman!!!

  5. dude_on

    I did not realize the similarities until now. Could we run the princess Di fishnet ass shots for a refresher?

  6. Archies_Leach

    Isn’t that Norma Desmond?

    Wasn’t she in silent pictures?

    She used to be big right?

  7. Runes

    One was “England’s Rose”.
    The other is New Yawk’s “Dumpster Daisy”.
    But they’re both still flowers, right?

  8. Cock Dr

    Most of us get over the dream desire to wear tiaras and marry a prince by the time we reach legal drinking age.

  9. March 2011: Britney Spears says that in a previous life she was Audrey Hepburn, who didn’t die until Britney was 11.

    December 2011: Lady GaGa “sees herself as a 21st-century incarnation” of Princess Diana, who died when GaGa was…11.

    Shit. Lady GaGa isn’t ripping off Madonna’s career anymore; she’s moved on to mimicking Britney’s. Somebody make it stop!

    • The only difference is that Gaga’s career is hot, Britney’s…not so much.

      • yes

        mm.. britney is best selling artist of year 2000-2010. her album this year reached number 1. so did gagas but she had to sell it for 99 cents. britney had a sold out concert this year. and just because she does not do live interviews anymore.. and she has kids and she tries to stay out of the limelight. doesnt mean that her career is not hot. britney does not need to dress up like a turd to be followed. unlike gaga

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Notorious B.I.G. thought he was going to die young and he did.

    The moral of the story is someone with a connection to Suge Knight is going to kill Lady GaGa. It’s sad.

  11. Lady Gaga Princess Diana
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    She’s not channeling Joan Crawford here?

  12. Dan

    I have such a strong desire to sleep with Lady GaGa. I think it would be an amazing experience.

    • Cock Dr

      “Amazing” indeed.
      You would wake up bruised, bitten, with new tattoos and hair color, and no memories at all from the previous 48 hours. A cadre of gay men would escort you to a waiting cab, you’d get a little goodie bag with chocolates and exfoliating products, and a couple months later you’d briefly see yourself in a very compromising position in the background of one of her music videos.

    • Cracker

      Luckiily, society has advanced enough in it’s openess to allow you to fully explore your homosexuality, and not judge you too harshly on it.

  13. Lady Gaga Princess Diana
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    So, is this what “death by misadventure” is? Because I thought Amy Winehouse died.

  14. cc

    She deluded herself into thinking she is a talented singer who doesn’t look like a transgendered Joe Camel so anything is possible.

  15. K

    She looks really pretty here. I normally don’t dig Gaga based on appearances, but, underneath the hair and ‘monster’ makeup, she’s really quite beautiful.

    • Cracker

      No. If anything, underneath the hair and ‘monster’ makeup, her Princess Dina makeup is beautiful. (and I don’t even agree with that)

  16. Lady Gaga Princess Diana
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    There really are some striking similarities between Gaga and Diana. Diana devoted the last years of her life to saving children in war torn countries from landmines, an organization that won the nobel peace prize for their efforts. And Gaga wears funny hats.

    I’m sure Prince William gets chills everytime he hears “Poker Face” on the Victrola.

  17. Lady Gaga Princess Diana
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    she looks like donatella versaci

  18. TaT

    She looks like Joan Crawford on her deathbed.

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  20. Venom

    She should be slapped for comparing herself to Princess Diana is any way shape or form.

  21. AnnaDraconida

    So she’s afraid fame will kill her, and yet each & every public appearance she makes is blatant attention whoring. AHAHAHA FAIL

  22. Mama Pinkus

    nothing will ever be enough for publicity whore #1

  23. G

    She’s beginning to grow on me. Her faith in herself is truly maniacal. Princess Di was sort of handed a ready made platform when she married a royal. Gaga attained her fame without any musical talent, physical beauty or sex appeal, and yet here she is. Kinda awesome.

  24. Lady Gaga Princess Diana
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    pretty young lady

  25. LaLaLaaa

    more like Cher!

  26. In the 1st pic she looks about 80 sans the requisite wrinkles.

  27. forrest gump

    hardening of the arteries?

  28. Lady Gaga Princess Diana
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    I actually like this outfit. Sometimes she can look stunning, others she looks like a crackhead.

  29. Cracker

    I too have been having dreams about Lady Gaga dying.

  30. jeezlouise

    Stephanie seems to have forgotten that she was an MTV extra on reality shows before anyone realized that she could sing. Then she stole Madonnas persona and pretends to be an amazing original. Ridiculous. Pull up youtube MTVs “Boiling Points”- that big fake was on the show playing a girl having lunch in a cafe- she used to look like Snooky before she did the same as all other famous woman and went platinum to be Madonna who wanted to be Marilyn who wanted to be Jean Harlow- Get a life GaGa ya big fake.

  31. CoresLove

    Gloria Swanson was the queen of Hollywood. Born on March 27th, just a day before Lady Gaga.

  32. Lady Gaga Princess Diana
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    She’s gotta be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen!

  33. mpp

    is she really so trashy and stupid or just pretend to be hmmm anyways looks silly and off topic,no worth attention as always

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