See? Now that’s tasteful. You can’t even see the boner.
Here are promotional stills for Hustler’s upcoming Lady Gaga porn parody This Ain’t Lady GaGa XXX which is a pretty unoriginal title considering the details in these costumes, but I digress. What’s impressive is that there’s finally a porno you can watch with your wife because it’s nowhere near as suggestive as the source material. “Look, honey, this Lady GaGa isn’t dressed like a sparkling dildo, and is only having real butt sex instead of simulating it with two Catholic priests and a giant egg beater. Get the kids.”
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Bitch has some Popeye arms, shit.
Maybe she can do the soundtrack for it then, since her music sounds like something playing in a bukkake anyways.
Bukkake, a name you can trust… With a name like Bukkake it must be REALLY good jam!
P-p-p-p-p poke her face!
MAN!!! I WILL TOTALLY WATCH THIS.
Meh. Lexi Belle did this over a year ago and looked a lot better doing it.
So did Kelly Divine and looked waaaay better.
Anybody who thinks porn needs costumes and a pseudo-plot is sort of missing the point.
and if that actress isn’t a dude complete with dick, then the creator missed the point :D
Anyone who beats off to this has more problems then Charlie Sheen!
I think the plots and costumes are for the ladies who watch porn. Ladies watch porn sometimes, right?
Will they use a real tranny to play Lady Gaga?
Close… David Spade.
They did a good job finding an actress that matches Gaga’s level of manliness.
Nice cans…
How did they manage to find someone LESS attractive than the Lady himself?
It wouldn’t be a parody if they used someone who was more attractive…
Less offensive would have meant that while she doesn’t look like GaGa per se, she also doesn’t look like Tanya Harding.
As much of a performance artist as she is, I’m sure she would have taken part in this on some level if the money was right. We all know that her image wouldn’t suffer if she did.
Are they gonna call it “Porn This Way”?
They should have consulted Rad One before picking the title! Next time hopefully.
that’s the hottest toilet brush i’ve ever seen…..arghhh
Ugh! They got the costume all wrong! The dress is supposed to look more like stained glass and not like whatever the fuck that is. And she’s supposed to have 5 snake rings on and double nails. Don’t even get me started on that hair! Geez, this porn is going to have no class whatsoever!
Grossest implants ever.
The pose is spot on but Lady GaGa would never wear this. She has standards.
Amazing legs
Anything Gaga or Gaga related is boring me out of my fucking mind!
What’s with the green screen? Is this going to be one of those big-budget special effects pornos? Will Michael Bay be taking a step up from his usual fare and directing?
Yeah, he’s just got to hire enough guys with chodes long enough to stick the needed distance out from their Transformer costumes.
Looks nothing like Lady Gaga. Could’ve been really hot if she did. I am disappoint.
Since you’re on the subject, can anyone see the American Apparel add? is it just me or is it borderline pedophile? The girls look way too young in way too suggesting poses.
This must be your introduction to the American Apparel advertising campaign that’s been going on for many, many years.
ooooh I see, yes this is the first time I see it, I don’t live in the US.
So if this is normal never mind I asked and thanks for clearing it up for me
Vivian it’s definitely not normal. I don’t know why people put up with it. The media keeps sexualizing young girls at a younger and younger age. It’s disgusting.
Lady Gaga wishes she looked this good!
DAMN you beat me to that comment. I was going to say the same damn thing. Lady Gaga looks like michael cera dress up like this girl. (sorry michael cera)
So…this is Lady Gaga as Larry King? I don’t see how this is remotely supposed to be erotic.
Wait’ll you see what she does with that microphone! (Read: rubs it against her dick)
“Okay, in this scene, ‘Lady Tata’ is a Larry King-style interviewer and he’s talking with recently acquitted child-murderer ‘Kassy Anthony.’ All the callers want her dead, she starts to break down and cry, Tata takes her off the air and consoles her. They go at it. [Note: See if we can't get the real Casey Anthony for this.]“
“Now, in this scene, ‘Lady Tata’ is the Bride of Frankenstein. The mad scientist creates her, she steps off the table, starts to blow him, when the Frankenstein monster walks in and drops his pants. She sees his cock (‘look at that schwanzstucker!’), and starts blowing him instead. Then they go at it. The scientist jerks off watching them.”
Edge Of A Glory Hole
“In this scene, a whole frat house jerks off into condoms in front of Tata, then throws the cum-filled condom on her while she sits on the toilet, until she’s covered in spent condoms. Then she jills off on the toilet.”
“Okay, in this scene—wait. This is from the Bride of Frankenstein scene. We did this scene already. Next!”
“Okay, this is your standard women-in-prison caged-heat scene. The Diet Coke cans Tata is using for curlers will, of course, each end up stretching her and her cellmate’s twats to the limit.”
“Obviously, this shot is from the earlier scene, which we’re calling the condom-bukkake scene. Here, she’s just trying to get some of the fratboys to throw their spent condoms on her ass.”
“Back to the women-in-prison scene…oh, I didn’t notice she had THREE cans in her hair? Should we get another cellmate, or can Tata get one in her ass at the same time?”
“In answer to my question in the previous pic, I think she’s saying yes to the ass.”
“Oh yeah, I forgot: one of the prison guards watches the girls having sex. When they’re finished, he bangs Tata through the bars.”
“And the final scene: back to the toilet, where she’s gangbanged by someone from all the other scenes—the Casey Anthony character, the Frankenstein monster, the cellmate, the prison guard. When they’re all finished with her, she takes off the star-glasses, winks, and blows a kiss into the camera. Fade to black.”
did they put a nicki minaj in it? if so i’m definitely in
what makes me so mad about these parodies is how unrealistic they are
this actress has HUGE booobs, HUGe, nothing at all like gaga’s puny disgusting pancake looking flaps she has for booobs,
this woman has a nice raack actually,
same thing with the palin parody, exact same thing, they look nothing like the person they are parodying,
AND In the P ORN BUSINESS, there are like A HUNDRED girls that look more like gaga, or palin for that matter, ive seen skinny gross looking girls on porn, so this is beyond disappoitning
lady HA HA?
…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Porn Barbara Streisand?
so dumb
does anyone know her name?
the actress? i need to google her past work, just for scientific purposes, please, anyone?
Lady Gaga is just scary. Reminds me of Madonna who turned into a 50 year old guy in tights. Gaga accomplished that in a few years.
Implants are horrible.
She doesn’t look stupid enough. I still noticed details in the background like the toilette being outside of the stall.
Do people seriously find chicks on toilets sexy? I mean, Jennie Mcarthy was kind of funny i n the Candies ad, but there’s nothing sexy about a chick on a toilet.
She’s anti-porn exemplified.. you want normal, reliable, clean and good after knowing and suffering hearing and seeing her.. trust
My mom’s actual reaction to this pic: “Wow, this is the best Lady Gaga has ever looked!”
WTF, this chick looks like Paris Hilton, not Lady Caca. Caca usually looks like something that crawled out of a early 90s rave in Norman, Oklahoma. Guess if they made the actress look realistic nobody would buy it.