Lady Gaga Porn Parody Somehow Less Offensive Than The Real Thing

July 20th, 2011 // 62 Comments

See? Now that’s tasteful. You can’t even see the boner.

Here are promotional stills for Hustler’s upcoming Lady Gaga porn parody This Ain’t Lady GaGa XXX which is a pretty unoriginal title considering the details in these costumes, but I digress. What’s impressive is that there’s finally a porno you can watch with your wife because it’s nowhere near as suggestive as the source material. “Look, honey, this Lady GaGa isn’t dressed like a sparkling dildo, and is only having real butt sex instead of simulating it with two Catholic priests and a giant egg beater. Get the kids.”

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    Derp
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    Bitch has some Popeye arms, shit.

  2. Maybe she can do the soundtrack for it then, since her music sounds like something playing in a bukkake anyways.

  3. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    Motorboat Captain
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    Meh. Lexi Belle did this over a year ago and looked a lot better doing it.

  4. Lemmiwinks

    Anybody who thinks porn needs costumes and a pseudo-plot is sort of missing the point.

  5. Will they use a real tranny to play Lady Gaga?

  6. Kelce

    They did a good job finding an actress that matches Gaga’s level of manliness.

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    btreese
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    Nice cans…

  8. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    abbbby
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    How did they manage to find someone LESS attractive than the Lady himself?

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    btreese
    Commented on this photo:

    It wouldn’t be a parody if they used someone who was more attractive…

  10. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    Commented on this photo:

    Less offensive would have meant that while she doesn’t look like GaGa per se, she also doesn’t look like Tanya Harding.

  11. That Bastard Tony

    As much of a performance artist as she is, I’m sure she would have taken part in this on some level if the money was right. We all know that her image wouldn’t suffer if she did.

  12. Rad One

    Are they gonna call it “Porn This Way”?

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    bernard
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    that’s the hottest toilet brush i’ve ever seen…..arghhh

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    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh! They got the costume all wrong! The dress is supposed to look more like stained glass and not like whatever the fuck that is. And she’s supposed to have 5 snake rings on and double nails. Don’t even get me started on that hair! Geez, this porn is going to have no class whatsoever!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Grossest implants ever.

  16. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    The pose is spot on but Lady GaGa would never wear this. She has standards.

  17. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing legs

  18. PoorMaryKelly

    Anything Gaga or Gaga related is boring me out of my fucking mind!

  19. What’s with the green screen? Is this going to be one of those big-budget special effects pornos? Will Michael Bay be taking a step up from his usual fare and directing?

    • Tinklepants Astronaut

      Yeah, he’s just got to hire enough guys with chodes long enough to stick the needed distance out from their Transformer costumes.

  20. Erik

    Looks nothing like Lady Gaga. Could’ve been really hot if she did. I am disappoint.

  21. Vivian

    Since you’re on the subject, can anyone see the American Apparel add? is it just me or is it borderline pedophile? The girls look way too young in way too suggesting poses.

    • TomFrank

      This must be your introduction to the American Apparel advertising campaign that’s been going on for many, many years.

      • Vivian

        ooooh I see, yes this is the first time I see it, I don’t live in the US.
        So if this is normal never mind I asked and thanks for clearing it up for me

      • Truthteller

        Vivian it’s definitely not normal. I don’t know why people put up with it. The media keeps sexualizing young girls at a younger and younger age. It’s disgusting.

  22. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    ABeauty22
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    Lady Gaga wishes she looked this good!

    • Return of the Black Dude

      DAMN you beat me to that comment. I was going to say the same damn thing. Lady Gaga looks like michael cera dress up like this girl. (sorry michael cera)

  23. TomFrank

    So…this is Lady Gaga as Larry King? I don’t see how this is remotely supposed to be erotic.

  24. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, in this scene, ‘Lady Tata’ is a Larry King-style interviewer and he’s talking with recently acquitted child-murderer ‘Kassy Anthony.’ All the callers want her dead, she starts to break down and cry, Tata takes her off the air and consoles her. They go at it. [Note: See if we can't get the real Casey Anthony for this.]“

  25. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now, in this scene, ‘Lady Tata’ is the Bride of Frankenstein. The mad scientist creates her, she steps off the table, starts to blow him, when the Frankenstein monster walks in and drops his pants. She sees his cock (‘look at that schwanzstucker!’), and starts blowing him instead. Then they go at it. The scientist jerks off watching them.”

  26. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    Edge Of A Glory Hole

  27. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “In this scene, a whole frat house jerks off into condoms in front of Tata, then throws the cum-filled condom on her while she sits on the toilet, until she’s covered in spent condoms. Then she jills off on the toilet.”

  28. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, in this scene—wait. This is from the Bride of Frankenstein scene. We did this scene already. Next!”

  29. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
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    “Okay, this is your standard women-in-prison caged-heat scene. The Diet Coke cans Tata is using for curlers will, of course, each end up stretching her and her cellmate’s twats to the limit.”

  30. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
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    “Obviously, this shot is from the earlier scene, which we’re calling the condom-bukkake scene. Here, she’s just trying to get some of the fratboys to throw their spent condoms on her ass.”

  31. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
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    “Back to the women-in-prison scene…oh, I didn’t notice she had THREE cans in her hair? Should we get another cellmate, or can Tata get one in her ass at the same time?”

  32. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “In answer to my question in the previous pic, I think she’s saying yes to the ass.”

  33. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh yeah, I forgot: one of the prison guards watches the girls having sex. When they’re finished, he bangs Tata through the bars.”

  34. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “And the final scene: back to the toilet, where she’s gangbanged by someone from all the other scenes—the Casey Anthony character, the Frankenstein monster, the cellmate, the prison guard. When they’re all finished with her, she takes off the star-glasses, winks, and blows a kiss into the camera. Fade to black.”

  35. Han Um Solo

    did they put a nicki minaj in it? if so i’m definitely in

  36. gaga is poop

    what makes me so mad about these parodies is how unrealistic they are

    this actress has HUGE booobs, HUGe, nothing at all like gaga’s puny disgusting pancake looking flaps she has for booobs,

    this woman has a nice raack actually,

    same thing with the palin parody, exact same thing, they look nothing like the person they are parodying,
    AND In the P ORN BUSINESS, there are like A HUNDRED girls that look more like gaga, or palin for that matter, ive seen skinny gross looking girls on porn, so this is beyond disappoitning

  37. the captain

    lady HA HA?
    …hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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    Rebecca
    Commented on this photo:

    Porn Barbara Streisand?

  39. rae

    so dumb

  40. violent erection

    does anyone know her name?
    the actress? i need to google her past work, just for scientific purposes, please, anyone?

  41. Floppy Disk

    Lady Gaga is just scary. Reminds me of Madonna who turned into a 50 year old guy in tights. Gaga accomplished that in a few years.

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    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    Implants are horrible.

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    Rebacon
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t look stupid enough. I still noticed details in the background like the toilette being outside of the stall.

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    ashley
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    Do people seriously find chicks on toilets sexy? I mean, Jennie Mcarthy was kind of funny i n the Candies ad, but there’s nothing sexy about a chick on a toilet.

  45. dee cee

    She’s anti-porn exemplified.. you want normal, reliable, clean and good after knowing and suffering hearing and seeing her.. trust

  46. Lady Gaga Porn Parody
    LilLaura
    Commented on this photo:

    My mom’s actual reaction to this pic: “Wow, this is the best Lady Gaga has ever looked!”

  47. gnargnar

    WTF, this chick looks like Paris Hilton, not Lady Caca. Caca usually looks like something that crawled out of a early 90s rave in Norman, Oklahoma. Guess if they made the actress look realistic nobody would buy it.

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