Okay, So Lady Gaga Might Have a Penis

July 12th, 2011 // 74 Comments

Lady Gaga gave an impromptu performance at Arq in Sydney, Australia last night which I think might be a gay bar. Too early to tell. Anyway, she’s definitely packing something in her pants which makes me remember all those countless hours I you, definitely you, spent wondering if she really is a hermaphrodite. So, let’s settle this decision once for all and agree to stay on the same page from here on out. (Read: I’m going to renege on this deal the second it becomes comically convenient.)

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  1. overgold.. how she go the bafroom wid all that shit awn

  2. Pippy Longcockings

    GAH! Fish, I’m trying to jerk off here. Asshole!

    • Frank Burns

      Yah, really! Yesterday it was soccer-player butt shot, and today its transgender panty close-up! Blech!! I’m gonna need about two day of Hunziker bikini shots to bleach those from my brain.

      • Jon

        Egotastic.com guys, trust me. Even when there’s something worth fapping to, they don’t post it here anymore they just link it elsewhere and the site mentioned is one of the best.

  3. DM

    She probably has huge, sloppy beef curtains that make up that bulge..They don’t call her mother monster for nothing!

  4. Michael Jackson wants his bra and panties back. Oh wait, he’s dead. Forget it.


    More than likely a fetus trying to escape?

  6. rm

    christ, how fast does lupus work?

  7. dj

    she has both..which is awesome. Having an eirher/or option would make sex super fun

  8. poor girl. ripped off Madonna to the bone she is now going after Amy Whinehouse.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Maybe a turd squirted out and up doing a split in those tight pants…

  10. lentista

    i heard hugh hef die……

  11. Loulou

    It is not a penis, it’s a chubby pubis.

  12. Much as I hate her, I’m pretty sure it’s just the shifted crotch of her pantyhose.

  13. Lady Gaga
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    Nope, nothing flagrantly gay to see here. Move along.

  14. Speaking of Dicks

    I am pretty sure that is Andy Dick.

  15. Lion O

    Its Manny the Tranny!

  16. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    Get a nose job already! Fugly see, fugly do….everything looks fugly on you!

  17. Cock Dr

    It’s a Monster maxi pad. Menstruation is SUCH a bitch.

  18. Lindsay

    I hope you all realize that’s the liner for those pantyhose. Buuut we can all pretend its a dick.

  19. Maybe the monster she’s always talking about is her bush.

  20. Jillia

    I thought the face was more of a dead giveaway than her actual crotchural region…

  21. PoorMaryKelly

    I don’t know what she is but she’s getting very obnoxious. Was there a sale on those nasty aqua wigs and merkins she keeps wearing. Divine looked a shitload better than this.

    • i’ll sit thru another showing of pink flamingos before i ever see gaga live

      • kimmykimkim

        She’s actually very very good live. And I don’t care much for pop music at all, but she’s fucking awesome live. She actually sings first of all and also plays the piano. That’s shit you don’t see at pop shows especially not at the shows of other “artists” she’s compared to. The general public opinion about her is way off. But whatever. People are going to like what they like n hate what they hate. I happen to find her quite entertaining. And I would totally piss in her pooper.

      • TomFrank

        Hey! You make it sound like Pink Flamingos isn’t a good movie.

    • JC

      I love how low the bar for pop stars has gotten: “But OMG, she plays piano AND sings! She’s awesome!” Yeah. Playing an instrument and singing now raises her to the artistic level of my 9-year-old niece. Of course, my niece makes up her own little songs instead of just rehashing “Respect Yourself,” so maybe my niece should replace her on tour.

      • kimmy that was the best ending to a post i’ve read in awhile :DD hooked and reeled…….

      • kimmykimkim

        Sounds like you should put your niece on YouTube, JC. And yes, born this way is in the exact same key as express yourself, but you know what, so are a lot of other songs out there, especially pop/dance songs. It’s a commonly used progression. Now seriously, go put your niece on YouTube.

      • Seeing as how a lot of pop stars lip synch, her sitting down to play piano and sing IS different from your average canned-recording concert. And I gotta tell you, that “my neice can do that” statement puts you in the same ballpark with the clods who don’t understand shit about art and will loudly tell you their kid could do better than Picasso any day. The day said kid can pay a 5 star restaurant tab with a napkin doodle is when I’ll listen to them – and you.

      • TomFrank

        “If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you’re a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you.” –Rich Hall

  22. bitingontinfoil

    She’s obviously gained a lot of weight and therefore is now the proud owner of a “bunt”.


  23. bitingontinfoil

    Let’s try this again:

    She’s gained weight and now has a “bunt:”. BTW: Between the shitty “god pissed on Calyee’s grave” post and the FUCKING ANNOYING POP-UPS that somehow get past my blocker – I’m definitely getting over this site.

    • Compound9

      I will have to gripe as well. I love reading this site as it changes often and you never know what you are going to get. BUT yes the pop-ups are terrible, move them to the side or something. It is painful to go through the what we missed today gallery when it has to refresh the whole page every time and the advertisement has to reload and replay taking up the whole page and readjusting everything. I love looking through the images and seeing all the old school actors like the pic of the fonz carrying a book by Henry Winkler. but i cant stand looking through them dude just fix your setup

  24. The Most Interesting

    That? That’s just her soul trying to find a way out.

  25. Compound9

    I’ll try to find out for all of us, but i am nowhere near happy about it.

  26. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still fuck her and than take turns

  27. Alex

    The girl is a dude… I rest my case

  28. Lady Gaga
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  29. Lady Gaga
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    Judging by the look on her face, the red-haired woman could confirm the status of her genitals. Or advise a wipe. Perhaps both.

  30. XFX

    Oh look, Marilyn Manson got a boob job!

  31. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    Will somebody PLEASEEEEE just kill it, so it will be over!

  32. Lady Gaga
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    Who knew she was such a Lion King fan

  33. kimmykimkim

    “Bluffin’ with my sausage” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  34. tank

    this bitch does nothing but crazy shit. she probably just shoved something in her panties for the reaction. shes all about shocking people. its her thing and shes very rich because of it

  35. Lady Gaga
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    Takin’ a look.

  36. Lady Gaga
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    Picture 6 looks like she is showing some vag lips.

  37. Melissa

    Cocaine Eyes.

  38. me

    Maybe she’s just trying to out-do Brit-Brit when her tampon string was hanging out.

  39. Fug face id like to rough

    What’s in her pants? I think she crumpled an over-sized check of 90 millions in her pants based on what she earned from last year. Thanks to a house packed with Alehandros, who remain loyal. Or believe in her artistry.

  40. Jon

    Only freaks like Gaga.

  41. Lady Gaga
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    even though i hate her and her music and her face, that’s not a peen. it’s the crotch of the fishnets.

  42. Meh

    For a woman who complained about getting picked on as a kid because of her looks she sure isn’t making any effort to improve herself, she just keeps making herself look ugly by dressing in absurd outfits.

    She looked so much better with black hair and normal clothes during her jazz singing stint.

  43. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    No joke…I thought that was a dude in drag as lady gaga…oops

  44. SHUTUP

    She does that because it’s a performance at a gay bar. Get it? Duh

  45. Samantha

    is this a screen shot from the remake of The Witches in 2030 with gaga in the Angelica Houston role?

  46. Brianna

    Why dont you people just let her be,she NOT a MAN!!! And what if she was who cares? worry about other people lady gaga is amazing and it wouldnt change a thing!!

  47. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    dude…it’s part of the tights… pretty much all stockings have this little fabric patch at the crotch, and wearing teeny tiny underwear on stage make it visible to all.

  48. bitingontinfoil

    @Dudeatdude: Thanks, I’ll try it! :)

  49. DoorLocks

    And popular culture continues to mystify me…

  50. butt juice

    There is not a single sexually appealing thing about this broad. Or whatever the shit it is.

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