Lady GaGa Wore People Clothes

The Superficial | August 12, 2011 - 2:20 pm

I’ve been trying to avoid Lady Gaga posts lately unless she does something really shocking. I’m talking wearing clothes that a sane, sober person would look at and go, “Wow, this doesn’t make me look like a lobster with a LEGO vagina. I’ll wear it in public,” which I just assumed would return her to the Time Chamber. Anyway, I’ll be looking out my window to see if there are two suns now because clearly I’ve shifted to an alternate Earth where lobster LEGO vaginas are shunned from society and madness is king. “You there, kind sir! Tell me of this strange, new land and its non-flamboyant Madonna clones.”

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