Lady GaGa Got Naked To Launch Her New Album, How Entirely Original

October 25th, 2013 // 74 Comments

Because Lady GaGa is apparently just going to pretend Miley Cyrus doesn’t exist – *writes that down* – here she is promoting her new album Artpop by appearing before a crowd in Berlin this morning and letting them know the Angel of Nips is upon them. Nobody really knew what that meant, but they all got iPads and agreed it was mostly better than the last time an art major demanded their attention. A 32GB would’ve been nice.

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  1. All her crazy shit is pretty pedestrian in Germany. If she starts smearing herself with shit and eating a live rabbit, they *might* take notice.

    • Snooki's Taint

      yeah, no. I’ve got a 57 minute B&W film of an artist doing that in Berlin in the 1930s. Now, if she did it ironically, and as a retro thing, I could understand that.

  2. cc

    What a talentless shmuck.

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    Dat fukkin’ nose.

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    Grandmama Addams?

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    Tomahawk Holmes
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    Behold the gender transformation of Doc Brown is complete!

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    Tomahawk Holmes
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    Excelsior!

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    Butt Plugger
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    She definitely has a great ass!!!

  8. album should be called “fartpop” cuz this nude artistry bullshit is certainly about sniffing ‘em.

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    what in god’s green fuck is this shit?

  10. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Great, we’re back to the conceptual performance “art” bullshit again. And what’s with the stupid moustache in the other gallery? Does she think she’s as relevant as Salvador Dali now? She has a killer ass, I’ll give her that, but maybe she should just dispense with the “art” and go straight to stripping, kind of like McDonna did back in the early 90′s.

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    elephantman
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    Holly SHIT!

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    diego
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    Pictured: Bride of Frankenstein and her brain donor

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    Dox
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    Fuck me. I already regret clicking this link.

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    Dox
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    Not pictured:
    The complete lack of audience or really anyone who gives a shit.

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    Dox
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    Even the five or six people paid to attend were so bored they started playing Angry Birds.

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    Put some clothes on, you fucking slag. You’re not attractive enough to make this fun.

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    Dox
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    White. A symbol of purity. I assume she was shooting for irony here.

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    Dox
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    Seven pounds of makeup, and your naked body still wont drag attention away from that Schnozz.

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    Dox
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    Note: Back left hand corner. Guy taking picture of Tree’s in a vain attempt to cleanse this image from his brain.

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    Dox
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    Cousin IT finally parts his hair.

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    Deacon Jones
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    This is my wife’s reaction when i get home.

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    Dox
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    Knowing the physical trial that lay ahead, Gaga started the morning with deep knee lifts.

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    Dox
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    Domine Tuna, Rex Gloriae

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    Dox
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    Emotionally drained from the experience of attempting MetaWhoreFormation, Ted gently lifted The Tuna Queen from her perch, and sang softly in her ear…

    “And IeeeeeeIeeeeeI… will always….”

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    Dox
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    I would just like to clarify…. if she is wearing a thong, she is not technically naked. As can clearly be seen, she is wearing her “Granny Thong “o” death.

    Thus she is only topless. Which is traumatic enough all by itself.

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    Can you hold an intervention for ugly?

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    grace
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    Whats with that guys bald head, it looks like it was sewed on!
    She’s crying for attention and by putting in on here, she’s getting it.
    Fugly.

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    grace
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    OMG!!!! She IS dead!!!!

  29. So apparently “attention slut” is a thing now

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    rican
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    It’s Topo Gigo again!

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    hair transplant FAIL by dr. victor maury frankenstein.

  32. Dear Lady Gaga,

    I have tried to like you. I admit that you have a couple of songs that I like. But this tom foolery overshadows any talent you may possess. Please stop. You are becoming a parody of yourself.

    Sincerely,

    Enidaj

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    Transexual Doc Brown????

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    meeps!
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    All 6 people who care showed up. That was nice.

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    how nature says “Do not touch”.

  36. dontkillthemessenger

    If Mark David Chapman showed these pics the next time he’s up for parole, they’d probably let him out in a second and give him directions.

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    Is she waiting for someone to pee on her?

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    yumm
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    this woman is Sick.

  39. There were only five. One of them was just asking directions.

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    Jaime
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    You actually put a star on that? Really? Why?

  41. She looks like a pretentious idiot. She really does think she’s a god or something to be worshiped. What an idiot.

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    Aside from the tattoos, she’s got a great body.

    • meh

      We get it already, you’d hit the Schnoz. You make a point of announcing it every time her ugly face (dis)graces this website.

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    I wish she wasn’t wearing panties.

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    Who gives a damn about her nose when her tits are in your face?

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    LOL @ the crazy face.

  46. mileycyrusis a slut

    In the “Supposed to be Pop Star Nudity Sweepstakes”, the score is Miley Cyrus: 2 Lady Gaga 3…..your ball Ms.Cyrus!

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    Lucky guy.

    • Dox

      Not after you factor in the herpes treatment, the rabies shots, and the stigma of forever being immortalized on film touching her.

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    What exactly is she trying to be here? The patron saint of urban decay, cheap lace polyester, and 99 cent store hooker wigs?

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    It looks like she traveled back in time to the 90′s to steal that wig off the corpse of a week-long-dead stripper named Krystal.

    I’m willing to bet that stripper not only looked nicer in the wig, but was also more lifelike and better preserved than Gaga looks here.

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    milquetoast
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    In a remarkable showing of charity, Gaga hired Madonna’s secondhand bodyguards, who are useless to her after their brains are sacrificed to Zuul.

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