Lady Gaga’s Just Trying To Find Her Naked Way In A Miley Cyrus World

With Miley Cyrus doing whatever the hell naked shit she’s doing these day (Was that scat porn? I’m pretty sure I just linked to scat porn.), it’s tough out there for a Gaga Lady who used to be able to pop out of an alien egg and everyone would clap and dub her The Avante Garde Regent of Abstract Bullshit Lane. So here she is launching her artRAVE tour in New York which apparently includes live, naked costume changes because these kids today with their Twitternets need their nipple. It used to be about the horns and lamp shades, dammit!

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