Lady GaGa Looks About Right

First, they dressed James Franco in drag. Now Candy Magazine is saluting Lady GaGa by hiring a male impersonator to pee standing up on account of all the secret penis talk. Of course, she’ll probably love it, but at this rate, I can’t wait for their Mel Gibson tribute where they paint a picture of him spraying a pack of black people in the face with the Holocaust. — I just aroused him, didn’t I? To the shelters! *puts on helmet*

NOTE: Added pics of Lady GaGa with Anderson Cooper in London because somehow that seemed appropriate. I can’t quite put my finger on it…

Photos: Candy, Splash News