First, they dressed James Franco in drag. Now Candy Magazine is saluting Lady GaGa by hiring a male impersonator to pee standing up on account of all the secret penis talk. Of course, she’ll probably love it, but at this rate, I can’t wait for their Mel Gibson tribute where they paint a picture of him spraying a pack of black people in the face with the Holocaust. — I just aroused him, didn’t I? To the shelters! *puts on helmet*
NOTE: Added pics of Lady GaGa with Anderson Cooper in London because somehow that seemed appropriate. I can’t quite put my finger on it…
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yeah first
Congratulations are in order for trolling boards as long as you do. NOW! Get a life!
no no i meant to say “yeah right” but my fingers just slipped.. u know..sorry
If you can’t walk in the shoes than you shouldn’t be wearing them.
Anderson Cooper looks like death warmed over. What did she do to him?
Wouldn’t he really be a female impersonator? That’s what we call someone who is bio male, acting female. Similar to the “Drag queen”.
Unless I’m just really confused.
My legs aren’t that hairy.
The dude shaved his arms, but not his legs??
agreed. Lady fucktard.
..that dress has a special compartment for her dick…
Nothing to say
lmfao … And the urban legend that she is a SHE/HE will grow even more now!!!!
She/He is frightening. She/he is doing the same sorts of things as Madonna was 25 years ago to get attention. She’s unoriginal.
looooooove her.. plus she looks gorgeous in these pictures, as in the ones that are actually her. :)
Gorgeous? Gorgeous???? The Drag Queen impersonating her looks better than she does. Okay, not better but … they could be twins. You also like Perez Hilton don’t you….
I second that! (The hair on its legs!) The Horror!The Horror!
Well, she has officially made it! She has a male impersonator just like Cher, Madonna..
Great, she used all the toilet paper to make that outfit.
Where did the Lady Gaga penis thing come from anyway? She spends most of her time in underwear, both in public and while performing, it’s pretty obvious she’s a woman. People do know what a penis looks like, right?
I don’t see anything remotely edgy or cool about this bozo
hairy leggy
She will have ankle problems by the time she’s 30
Isn’t she like 67?
Wow
I hope she breaks one
lady gay gay represents everything in the homogay agenda nowadays.
…and she is the one that sold t-shirts at her concert that said “lady gay gay,” so don’t think i made that up
Why are her legs so hairy!?!?!?
I am so confused
I could say ‘Ambassador of toilet paper’ just for the gigs.But that doesn’t sound nice does it? This is politics folks!
I was just looking for a new pair of sandals.But the hiking outfit is remarkable as well.
That looks like diplomatic mini penis peeing action!
listen: EVERY IDI*T WHO WEARS THESE KIND OF CLOTHES HAS MOSTLY F*GGOTS AS FRIENDS.
well, the united states is full of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(this declares why she is so populair.)
Oh! How would have ever though Captain America is homophobic!? Sheesh! Go fight Galactus or something and Leave GaGa to her GaGa things, Capie!
fishhhhhh, dont think anderson’s out…
and btw any plans to make the mobile site read-post instead of just read? tho i should point out i’m getting more work done when i can only post from home :-)
those shoes have got to go
Perhaps according to you,
but then again – who really cares about a
stranger’s opinion?
Get bent, asshole.
Okay, Lady Gaga, you can call yourself a letter all you want but we all know it’s you.
Now go away and come back when you get some real talent.
Dale Bozzio just yawned …………
Does Cooper pee standing up?
that was funny helmet joke Fish, made my day
Did Lady Gag just pee on the rim of the toilet I think the splash back got her. But the pic is extremely accurate.
Geez, look at those legs..what the hell..
Gimmicky crack whore.
She’s showing him the shoes, you people are idiots.