Lady GaGa Looks About Right

October 26th, 2010 // 43 Comments

First, they dressed James Franco in drag. Now Candy Magazine is saluting Lady GaGa by hiring a male impersonator to pee standing up on account of all the secret penis talk. Of course, she’ll probably love it, but at this rate, I can’t wait for their Mel Gibson tribute where they paint a picture of him spraying a pack of black people in the face with the Holocaust. — I just aroused him, didn’t I? To the shelters! *puts on helmet*

NOTE: Added pics of Lady GaGa with Anderson Cooper in London because somehow that seemed appropriate. I can’t quite put my finger on it…

Photos: Candy, Splash News

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  1. gogo

    yeah first

  2. Lady GaGa with Anderson Cooper in London
    Cock Dr
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    If you can’t walk in the shoes than you shouldn’t be wearing them.

  3. Lady GaGa with Anderson Cooper in London
    Cock Dr
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    Anderson Cooper looks like death warmed over. What did she do to him?

  4. ladym00s

    Wouldn’t he really be a female impersonator? That’s what we call someone who is bio male, acting female. Similar to the “Drag queen”.

    Unless I’m just really confused.

  5. steve

    My legs aren’t that hairy.

  6. Lady GaGa Pees Standing Up in Candy Magazine
    HLM
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    The dude shaved his arms, but not his legs??

  7. Lady GaGa with Anderson Cooper in London
    stephie
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    agreed. Lady fucktard.

  8. ..that dress has a special compartment for her dick…

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    grobpilot
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    Nothing to say

  10. lmfao … And the urban legend that she is a SHE/HE will grow even more now!!!!

    She/He is frightening. She/he is doing the same sorts of things as Madonna was 25 years ago to get attention. She’s unoriginal.

  11. lol

    looooooove her.. plus she looks gorgeous in these pictures, as in the ones that are actually her. :)

  12. Home sick & bored

    Well, she has officially made it! She has a male impersonator just like Cher, Madonna..

  13. That Guy

    Great, she used all the toilet paper to make that outfit.

  14. Where did the Lady Gaga penis thing come from anyway? She spends most of her time in underwear, both in public and while performing, it’s pretty obvious she’s a woman. People do know what a penis looks like, right?

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    Greg H.
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    I don’t see anything remotely edgy or cool about this bozo

  16. Lady GaGa Pees Standing Up in Candy Magazine
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    hairy leggy

  17. Lady GaGa with Anderson Cooper in London
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    She will have ankle problems by the time she’s 30

  18. Facebook me

    Wow

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    jbee
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    I hope she breaks one

  20. one legged

    lady gay gay represents everything in the homogay agenda nowadays.
    …and she is the one that sold t-shirts at her concert that said “lady gay gay,” so don’t think i made that up

  21. Lady GaGa Pees Standing Up in Candy Magazine
    Jane
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    Why are her legs so hairy!?!?!?

  22. Lady GaGa Pees Standing Up in Candy Magazine
    Jane
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    I am so confused

  23. Nero

    I could say ‘Ambassador of toilet paper’ just for the gigs.But that doesn’t sound nice does it? This is politics folks!

  24. Rhialto

    That looks like diplomatic mini penis peeing action!

  25. captain america

    listen: EVERY IDI*T WHO WEARS THESE KIND OF CLOTHES HAS MOSTLY F*GGOTS AS FRIENDS.
    well, the united states is full of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (this declares why she is so populair.)

    • Qa

      Oh! How would have ever though Captain America is homophobic!? Sheesh! Go fight Galactus or something and Leave GaGa to her GaGa things, Capie!

  26. fishhhhhh, dont think anderson’s out…

    and btw any plans to make the mobile site read-post instead of just read? tho i should point out i’m getting more work done when i can only post from home :-)

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    Jinxx
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    those shoes have got to go

    • A

      Perhaps according to you,
      but then again – who really cares about a
      stranger’s opinion?
      Get bent, asshole.

      • NineInchNailed

        Okay, Lady Gaga, you can call yourself a letter all you want but we all know it’s you.

        Now go away and come back when you get some real talent.

  28. See Alice

    Dale Bozzio just yawned …………

  29. Ash Bones

    Does Cooper pee standing up?

  30. Doc Schweinstrudel

    that was funny helmet joke Fish, made my day

  31. Did Lady Gag just pee on the rim of the toilet I think the splash back got her. But the pic is extremely accurate.

  32. Lady GaGa Pees Standing Up in Candy Magazine
    SuperMhario
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    Geez, look at those legs..what the hell..

  33. Went

    Gimmicky crack whore.

  34. Lady GaGa with Anderson Cooper in London
    Temporal
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    She’s showing him the shoes, you people are idiots.

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