Lady GaGa Really Wants to Distract You From Her Face (It Didn’t Work)
Sure, vaginas can wear ties. Why not?
Here’s Lady Gaga promoting her new album in New York yesterday by making an appearance on Letterman and hanging her half-naked body out of an SUV in-between costume changes. And, seriously, I don’t care how big of a fan you are, you have to admit she’s literally wearing whatever’s closest to her and going, “Ooh, look how original I am.” Except you know who did that first and the answer’s surprisingly not Madonna? The fucking Macho Man. All that’s missing is a cowboy hat and some Slim Jims which is just a matter of time at this point. Eventually she’s going to walk into a convenience store and realize a necklace made of hot dogs isn’t enough.