Sure, vaginas can wear ties. Why not?
Here’s Lady Gaga promoting her new album in New York yesterday by making an appearance on Letterman and hanging her half-naked body out of an SUV in-between costume changes. And, seriously, I don’t care how big of a fan you are, you have to admit she’s literally wearing whatever’s closest to her and going, “Ooh, look how original I am.” Except you know who did that first and the answer’s surprisingly not Madonna? The fucking Macho Man. All that’s missing is a cowboy hat and some Slim Jims which is just a matter of time at this point. Eventually she’s going to walk into a convenience store and realize a necklace made of hot dogs isn’t enough.