Remember When Britney Spears and Madonna Made Out? Lady GaGa Did

August 29th, 2011 // 64 Comments

For those of you lucky enough to lead healthy, productive lives full of purpose and meaning, the MTV VMAs were last night, Lady Gaga dressed like Ralph Macchio and Richard Lewis love-child the entire time and referred to herself as Jo Calderone during stand-up sets that made you want to snort the Hantavirus. Now, for some background, this GaGa person is something of a Madonna impersonator – True story: Pop music ran out of ideas a long time ago while you were exercising your mind and body along with accomplishing career goals. – so naturally she jumped at an opportunity to make out with Britney Spears while presenting her the Michael Jackson Vanguard Award. An award that doesn’t even honor achievements in pouring wine into young boys’ drinks and showing them porn because the VMAs are a goddamn joke. Anyway, Britney wanted absolutely nothing to do with this stunt, so it really says something when someone who technically can’t go to the bathroom without a court-ordered monitor can detect a farce. She doesn’t even know what that word means, so just assume the Karate Kid used to give her nightmares as a young girl. “That little man was talkin’ Chinese in mah dreams again, papa! He knows I can’t wax no cars!”

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  1. cdub

    I am first!

  2. Fester

    She might be dim but apparently Britney has figured out that the secret to appearing attractive is to stand next to a Ralph Macchio impersonator.

  3. Oogidyboogidy

    I have only one comment: THIS SHIT IS NOT MUSIC and has absolutely nothing to do with music.

    MTV, get off the air.

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    teetee14
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    her facial expression and eyes say it all…..still traumatized by Lady Ga Ga trying to kiss her….shell need to see a therapist for the rest of her life now.

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    “Hey, fongu! I’m Sandra Dee!”

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    jime
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    Queen B to y’all fucking haters!! SHE’S THE QUEEN LIKE IT OR NOT asshole ;)

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    dumb
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    Robo-brit

  8. me

    what is the point??? THis whole show is obviously rigged, and it might as well been called “The Lady Gaga Show”. Does she ever shut up?? Britney started as an actress, what the hell happened to her acting skills? So glad I didn’t waste any energy to watch this show.

  9. it had to be said

    Making out with Madonna is one thing. Making out with Lady “Jo Calderone” Gaga is a whole other kettle of crawdaddies.

  10. Venom

    GaGa almost singlehandedly ruined the VMAs with this shit.
    It was just creepy.

    • bingledings

      That implies there was anything to ruin.

    • phaedrus

      The Gaga thing was bizarre. Her bizarre mugging and upstaging managed to ruin Britney’s moment.

      • gumption

        no shit, she could have knocked it off after she handed Britney the award and let her damn talk. She is really a rude piece of trash. And then she pats Britney at the end like she is superior. I cant stand gaga , please someone kill her!!!!!!

  11. JC

    Dear Lady Gaga,

    When people watch this clip and say, “Gee, now that I see Britney interact with Gaga, I think that Britney might not be as retarded as I previously thought,” then you fail at life. You fail a lot.

    Signed,
    The World

    p.s. Tell Britney that she actually looked decent in this dress, and she should consider wearing things like that at her shows instead of the abominations she currently favors.

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    OBLIVION
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    sexy as fuck.

  13. Honkey

    I have to say, Britney actually looked hot in the video.

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    She just saw the Starbucks concession stand.

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    Isa
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    Lady Gaga is soooo pathetic

  16. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    Oh look, she’s being all strange and retro again. Let’s all run out and make her latest shit-cake of an album sell a million copies, because you know she hasn’t abused auto-tune ENOUGH yet and real music is all about how much of a performance act you can put on.

    I wish Brian Setzer would walk out on the stage in his Stray Cats guise and smash a guitar over her head. Then a real band could play “Runaway Boys” while a band of 1950′s greasers kicks the shit out of everyone in the audience.

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    SteveG
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    *sigh*

  18. Katie

    Usually, Gaga makes me feel uncomforable in a good way. On the VMA’s last night she made me feel uncomfortable in a bad way.

    • Duke

      Ditto. That was fucking painful. I felt sorry for Brian May who obviously had no clue what the fuck was going on.

    • no one really watches it. and lady gaga’s target audience are bi’s and gays.and pretty much if you don’t have homophobic tendencies Britney is good flapping material.

      and for those of you that have homophobic tendencies go flap off to Gaga in these pics. it’ll do you a world of good.

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    “Love means never having to hear I’m pregnant”

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    downwithmuffins
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    “and to think ya’ll! my daddy said i wouldn’t need my rape whistle today!! isn’t that funny?”

  21. lol

    lady gaga freaks me the fuck out. ugh.

  22. argleblargle

    I think Britney should be given another useless and unnecessary award for being able to read a teleprompter.

  23. Brandi

    I caught Gaga’s performance that opened the show and it wasn’t so bad. The outfit and shtick were terrible but her song was nice, and not auto-tuned to hell.
    I guess I just don’t look for things to nit pick at 24/7 365.

  24. Brad Hallston

    UBBBBBBBBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLame, self-important, and irrelevant.

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    Elle
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    It’s official…she looks better as a dude.

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    Evilgeniusnz
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    A: we already knew Gaga was a dude in drag anyway – no surprises here…

    B: Not only does Gaga make an ugly girl, he/she make an even uglier dude…

    C: Brittany Spears apparently has more dignity than Gaga – now THAT is the real surprise… huh… who knew?

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    A. Theist
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    holy shit, she actually looks like a person again! time to give that make-up artist a raise.

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    Misana
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    britney was very nervous… her face was twitching and stuff. anyone else notice?

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    Allison
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    My GOD this looks like she just was caught eating a chicken leg out of a dumpster.

  30. XRogue101789

    Where’s the award for Most Awkward On-Stage Duo?

  31. Ana Carolina

    snobby little fat pig… why is she even relevant? *flush*

  32. me

    what is this “michael jackson vangaurd” award anyway?? pedophile flying trophy??

  33. Katherine

    Now she’s ripping from Annie Lennox and still not pulling it off as well. Awesome

  34. That Bastard Tony

    The question I kept asking myself all night was if someone poured cold water all over Lady Gaga, would he turn back into a girl? It would explain so much.

  35. I have a soft spot for Brit Brit. Lady Gaga trying to be an impersonator just did not work. She had to keep mentioning “Gaga isn’t here.” It was so overly done and cheezy. She’s not a good impersonator. Should’ve had someone else give Ms. Spears that award!

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    Amy Winehouse is still alive!

  37. Britney Spears Lady Gaga Jo Calderone VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin Bieber brought a snake, and the Devil appeared! Figures…

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    Ben
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    Britney is hot!

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    IWONKY
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    Queen of all dumb-asses. Lots of money with no clue.

  40. Britney Spears Lady Gaga Jo Calderone VMAs
    IWONKY
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    Sir Angry Homeless Gaga.

  41. Britney Spears Lady Gaga Jo Calderone VMAs
    IWONKY
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    That is one ugly dude.

  42. Britney Spears Lady Gaga Jo Calderone VMAs
    IWONKY
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    She looks better fully clothed.

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