Lady GaGa is a Dude

June 30th, 2010 // 247 Comments

Somehow I missed these shots yesterday of Lady GaGa posing as her alter ego Jo Calderone for Vogue Hommes Japan, so here he/she is for your edification. I honestly don’t know what these will do for anybody, but if at least one person says, “Dude, this is gay” I like to believe I made the Internet a safer place.

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: Bumping this to the top because apparently you people can’t get enough of Man-GaGa proving, once again, I will never understand the Internet. That being said, to the person who wrote “Shia LaBeouf?”, you actually made me laugh at a comment which means now I have to kill you and absorb your funny as it steams out. I spelled that out in the Legal section, right?

Photos via ONTD


  1. sos
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    You try way too hard to be witty, it’s not funny…

  2. D
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    That is an upper radiator hose for a 96-03? Cadillac northstar and its used.

  3. Malina
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    That’s Nicolas Cage when he was youger

  4. Malina
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    younger* sry

  5. absinthe

    Do you all even realize that this has always been what she’s been trying to accomplish? You’re all talking about her! She’s obviously born a female (you can see young pictures of her). She’s trying to show people that gender doesn’t really matter or make a difference of who you are. She’s been confusing all of us since that first video of her getting off the motor cycle. I think she’s really just trying to take gay rights activism to a new level; very commendable.

    • I had a discussion about this very thing yesterday. I don’t much care for pop music (I listen to primarily black & death metal), but I explained how the difference between a person on a soapbox in a park and someone of status giving you their opinion on a controversial issue- people will actually listen and respond to what the celebrity has to say. I don’t know much of her music, but I have seen a lot of interviews and other public things with LG, and after reading and doing some research, I have developed a moderate respect for her as an entertainer & activist.

  6. Nameless

    Uhh …. what?

  7. blerp
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    I’m a chick, and she looks pretty hot in drag.

  8. sumz
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    she looks so boring! finally!

  9. Tim

    Very very convincing I would say.

  10. rourou
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    She is so beautiful either way. She’s one of the best. She is soooo hot!

  11. beantownrocks

    She looks like a young Pete Townsend

  12. Curious

    um,so what happened to her boobs.

  13. Xtina_wins

    I am still baffled by the fact that many people insist on comparing this clown of a mister Gaga with the amazing Christina Aguilera. People can’t think these days. It’s like their brains are almost completely shut down.

    Christina Aguilera is the best singer on Earth. Go buy her incredible album, BIONIC. Don’t be afraid to purchase a Christina CD, people. And Lady CACA stinks. Don’t be sheep, people! There is truly nothing amazing about Gaga. Nothing at all. Average clown, average voice, average piano skills… people are too easily impressed, I guess.

  14. dfskjvgadfhgl
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    Personally, I’m tired of the media trying so hard to shove Lady Caca down my throat. I could never be a fan of this fashionista/man/woman/clown artist.

    The media wants to brainwash us into thinking that this is cool and artistic… No. Lady Caca is just very hungry for attention and fame. That’s it. IF this is really art, it’s not art that I like.

    That’s it, that’s all.

  15. miss freaky fiveday
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    no tits on this she-dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Kaz

    She joeloues all boy ,, she wont to be a boy , haha ugly lady gaga

  17. Slig

    Dude hahahahahahahaha body yeah like dude

  18. Dawnie
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    Where did her tits go!?

  19. Commented on this photo:

    wait, i thought this was joke, is this really gaga? are you seriously? this isnt actually gaga, its her boyfriend, right? what the fuck is going on

  20. Commented on this photo:

    She looks better a guy!

  21. twisted rayman
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    What the???? O_0. My peenie jes shrivelled and now looks like a baby turtles head.

  22. Vincent Doom

    She is so awesome, love it how gaga plays with gender roles!

  23. Green
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    maybe he’s really a dude and the ‘she” persona is really a gotcha on all of us!

    • A “she” persona? I always thought it was an “it” persona at its best and an “aliens have definitely lost their shit” persona at its worst.

  24. Babiiieeee doll
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    OMG THIS AINT LADY GAGA PPL FALL FOR SO MUCH SHIT THESE DAYS ITS UNREAL =/

  25. LpX

    Either way, I’d hit it… LG is so totally yummy, but of course haters gonna hate…

  26. Nicole
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    This is so stupid!! I am so tired of people “pushing the envelope”. Ugh, I’m already bored.

  27. VV

    she’s a hot guy.

  28. Lulz
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    I came.

  29. Meg
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    It’s easy to look like a dude when apparently you have…. the dude parts.

  30. snoog
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    “she is so ugly she could pass for a real man”
    Ha, I agree. Poor men and their natural unattractiveness.

  31. Jon

    Poor thing she is a nasty fetus as a Man and a Woman.

  32. bulldog
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    this is why ugly women wear wigs and a lot of make-up. Which is why they become attention whores! There is nothing LADY-like about her or him?

  33. liana
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    YOU ALL THINK A WOMEN SHOULD LOOK PERFECT IF SHES A PERFORMER ….SORRY, BUT ITS ABOUT TIME THEIR IS A ARTIST THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A SEX SYMBOL/PORN STAR. SHE CAN MAKE UGLY LOOK GOOD. LADY GAGA IS AN ARTIST..STOP HATTING PEOPLE!!!

  34. Dedra
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    Kind of looks like a bird that fell out of the nest too early

  35. TROLL
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    she is even manlier than justin bieber LOLOLOL

  36. thebitchisback

    I second that, serious fucking issues

  37. dee

    Makes a very cute dude, I do agree.

  38. kelly

    i thought she already had one?

  39. Kristen

    I Totally thought thats who it was until i read the title. I would not like that resemblance if I was him. lol

  40. beej

    Mad Donna? Lesbian Guy?

    One word for you, sir. (ma’am, thing)
    FAIL.

  41. joe

    Piss off troll.

  42. Peter

    Beej — Who the hell came up with that intelligent name for you? I bet it took you two seconds to spell — what BEE incorrectly? And what are you raving on about (ma’am). Is that a new word you’ve invented?

  43. Kaylo

    She’s talking about how you ramble like an obsessive, delusional person, loose associations, childish wordplay and all.

  44. Mike

    Mr. Gaga

  45. :D :D :D :D :D :D

  46. Taylor

    Hahahaha.

  47. Daisy

    Yeah, its a crazy concept, but when something new happens, it happens at the same time for everyone!

  48. sasja

    karla said it the best. seriously what in the fuck are you talking about?

  49. beej

    Stop calling everyone illiterate and stop assuming that no one comprehends english, you twat. It’s your rambling that makes no sense. Gaga Caca? Honestly? Are you 5 years old?

    My nicknames beej, so what? You seem to have a problem with ‘different’ names. I’ve noticed you mentioned something about Sasja too. Are you feeling a little insecure because you have such a generic shitty name, Peter?

    And for your information.. Madam, Madame, ma’am, or Mme is a title for a woman.

  50. Bert

    Yeah this cocaine addict dressed up as a gay is hot as fuck. At least her nose looks more in proportion now. Big nose, big dick.

  51. joe

    He cannot spell. Yet you are dull and cannot come up with an original thought.

  52. joe

    no, the two or ya piss off.

  53. Peter

    Wow, we have a lot of what seems to be illiterate people here. I suppose with a name like that you left Europe just a few hours ago and now think you are the ruler of this blog.

  54. Peter

    Sasja, so, European… So perfect… So…. fill in the blanks…

  55. joe

    It’s apparent you’ve got deep, rather complex ones.

  56. Sure, everyone does. If they say they don’t, they are fucking lying.

  57. joe

    Not at all is your earhole wet?

  58. That isn’t even clever.

  59. joe

    I see, your confused, and a hater. Pick a team baby, you’ll be happier.

  60. Kaylo

    She can be on my team

  61. Karla

    Joe, I don’t need to “pick a team”. Why pigeonhole myself? I love boys and girls!

  62. Kristy

    You can see the outline of her “Lady TaTas”

  63. #

    It would be funny if it wasn’t essentially true. The common human is a delusional sentient ape and nothing more.

  64. Boogie

    Your name is gross but what is even more disturbing is that you are 100% right. Who cares if you can’t spell…..at least you’re not a sheeple! Sheeple: “BAaaaaaah But she’s just an eccentric artist…Baaaaaaahhhh! Baaaahhh!” The culture is killing us.

  65. Peter

    You said it Joe — the woman, whatever the hell she is has problems.

  66. ktulu

    wow you gleaned a lot from three words…course I am non of those things I just think that Kt is an idiot. Oh and your a fuck show.

  67. Swain

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

  68. Kaylo

    My lady business is open for business.

  69. Vito

    Speak for yourself, Cheetah.

  70. Vito

    Naaahhhh…the nose is too small!

  71. Vito

    Omigod…after reading this stuff I’ve come to realize that now I want to fuck Karla. Bet she has huge milk duds.

  72. Deanna

    Yes.

  73. Muffin

    Not wrong at all. It’s hot.

  74. Karla

    I do indeed!

  75. TAT

    She looks WAAAY better as a guy!!

  76. kaili

    LMAO, thats funny, i thought the same!

  77. That One Guy

    Who the hell calls them self little dick? as their header name. By the way, she has caught a lot of attention from people and most of it is positive. all you have is three people posting against you on your post. Choose your words wisely L Dick.

  78. omg

    ur so rite!

  79. Purplenurple

    jew nose!

  80. tranny lover

    First of all gender has NOTHING to do with genitals, you ignorant fuck.
    Second- trans men ARE men not trannies trying to be men.

  81. Gabe

    Intollerance is not long for this world, and you’d be wise to wise up to the ways of a changing time… Statements such as this have caused people to revolt against that which was “strange and foreign” to them which resulted in the deaths of many wonderful free spirited true-to-their-soul individuals. The hate of intollerance is going the way of the dino, and hopefully the hateful along with it.

  82. Gabe

    Hmmmm… America might not be ready for such things but that won’t stop progress for human equality and rights movements. I am proud to stand up with my brothers and sisters for the rights we deserve. After the hate speech and horrid actions of the intollerant I feel THEY don’t deserve the rights that we’re fighting for so desperately.

  83. Noelegy

    “It takes some bravery and gaul to think outside of the norm.”

    Eh, I think this is more of a Visigoth or Vandal kind of thinking.

  84. jane

    Agreed.

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