Lady GaGa is a Dude

June 30th, 2010 // 153 Comments

Somehow I missed these shots yesterday of Lady GaGa posing as her alter ego Jo Calderone for Vogue Hommes Japan, so here he/she is for your edification. I honestly don’t know what these will do for anybody, but if at least one person says, “Dude, this is gay” I like to believe I made the Internet a safer place.

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: Bumping this to the top because apparently you people can’t get enough of Man-GaGa proving, once again, I will never understand the Internet. That being said, to the person who wrote “Shia LaBeouf?”, you actually made me laugh at a comment which means now I have to kill you and absorb your funny as it steams out. I spelled that out in the Legal section, right?

Photos via ONTD

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  1. sos
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    You try way too hard to be witty, it’s not funny…

  2. D
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    That is an upper radiator hose for a 96-03? Cadillac northstar and its used.

  3. Malina
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    That’s Nicolas Cage when he was youger

  4. Malina
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    younger* sry

  5. absinthe

    Do you all even realize that this has always been what she’s been trying to accomplish? You’re all talking about her! She’s obviously born a female (you can see young pictures of her). She’s trying to show people that gender doesn’t really matter or make a difference of who you are. She’s been confusing all of us since that first video of her getting off the motor cycle. I think she’s really just trying to take gay rights activism to a new level; very commendable.

    • I had a discussion about this very thing yesterday. I don’t much care for pop music (I listen to primarily black & death metal), but I explained how the difference between a person on a soapbox in a park and someone of status giving you their opinion on a controversial issue- people will actually listen and respond to what the celebrity has to say. I don’t know much of her music, but I have seen a lot of interviews and other public things with LG, and after reading and doing some research, I have developed a moderate respect for her as an entertainer & activist.

  6. Nameless

    Uhh …. what?

  7. blerp
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    I’m a chick, and she looks pretty hot in drag.

  8. sumz
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    she looks so boring! finally!

  9. Tim

    Very very convincing I would say.

  10. rourou
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    She is so beautiful either way. She’s one of the best. She is soooo hot!

  11. beantownrocks

    She looks like a young Pete Townsend

  12. Curious

    um,so what happened to her boobs.

  13. Xtina_wins

    I am still baffled by the fact that many people insist on comparing this clown of a mister Gaga with the amazing Christina Aguilera. People can’t think these days. It’s like their brains are almost completely shut down.

    Christina Aguilera is the best singer on Earth. Go buy her incredible album, BIONIC. Don’t be afraid to purchase a Christina CD, people. And Lady CACA stinks. Don’t be sheep, people! There is truly nothing amazing about Gaga. Nothing at all. Average clown, average voice, average piano skills… people are too easily impressed, I guess.

  14. dfskjvgadfhgl
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    Personally, I’m tired of the media trying so hard to shove Lady Caca down my throat. I could never be a fan of this fashionista/man/woman/clown artist.

    The media wants to brainwash us into thinking that this is cool and artistic… No. Lady Caca is just very hungry for attention and fame. That’s it. IF this is really art, it’s not art that I like.

    That’s it, that’s all.

  15. miss freaky fiveday
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    no tits on this she-dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Kaz

    She joeloues all boy ,, she wont to be a boy , haha ugly lady gaga

  17. Slig

    Dude hahahahahahahaha body yeah like dude

  18. Dawnie
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    Where did her tits go!?

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    wait, i thought this was joke, is this really gaga? are you seriously? this isnt actually gaga, its her boyfriend, right? what the fuck is going on

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    She looks better a guy!

  21. twisted rayman
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    What the???? O_0. My peenie jes shrivelled and now looks like a baby turtles head.

  22. Vincent Doom

    She is so awesome, love it how gaga plays with gender roles!

  23. Green
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    maybe he’s really a dude and the ‘she” persona is really a gotcha on all of us!

    • A “she” persona? I always thought it was an “it” persona at its best and an “aliens have definitely lost their shit” persona at its worst.

  24. Babiiieeee doll
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    OMG THIS AINT LADY GAGA PPL FALL FOR SO MUCH SHIT THESE DAYS ITS UNREAL =/

  25. LpX

    Either way, I’d hit it… LG is so totally yummy, but of course haters gonna hate…

  26. Nicole
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    This is so stupid!! I am so tired of people “pushing the envelope”. Ugh, I’m already bored.

  27. VV

    she’s a hot guy.

  28. Lulz
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    I came.

  29. Meg
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    It’s easy to look like a dude when apparently you have…. the dude parts.

  30. snoog
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    “she is so ugly she could pass for a real man”
    Ha, I agree. Poor men and their natural unattractiveness.

  31. Jon

    Poor thing she is a nasty fetus as a Man and a Woman.

  32. bulldog
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    this is why ugly women wear wigs and a lot of make-up. Which is why they become attention whores! There is nothing LADY-like about her or him?

  33. liana
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    YOU ALL THINK A WOMEN SHOULD LOOK PERFECT IF SHES A PERFORMER ….SORRY, BUT ITS ABOUT TIME THEIR IS A ARTIST THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A SEX SYMBOL/PORN STAR. SHE CAN MAKE UGLY LOOK GOOD. LADY GAGA IS AN ARTIST..STOP HATTING PEOPLE!!!

  34. Dedra
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    Kind of looks like a bird that fell out of the nest too early

  35. TROLL
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    she is even manlier than justin bieber LOLOLOL

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