Somehow I missed these shots yesterday of Lady GaGa posing as her alter ego Jo Calderone for Vogue Hommes Japan, so here he/she is for your edification. I honestly don’t know what these will do for anybody, but if at least one person says, “Dude, this is gay” I like to believe I made the Internet a safer place.
You’re welcome.
UPDATE: Bumping this to the top because apparently you people can’t get enough of Man-GaGa proving, once again, I will never understand the Internet. That being said, to the person who wrote “Shia LaBeouf?”, you actually made me laugh at a comment which means now I have to kill you and absorb your funny as it steams out. I spelled that out in the Legal section, right?
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What the… she’s a good-looking dude! She looks a zillion times better as a guy… now I’m starting to think those hermaphrodite rumors are true, even if they were squashed a while back. Because damn, that’s… that’s a guy.
She looks like Haden Christensen…
Noooooooooo, that’s the dude from Sopranos!
OMG. She looks like Amy. She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named [Rich ki ss.c om] but it has not been confirmed by her yet.
I can’t decide if its a horse or an ostrich.
I want to fuck Shia Labeouf in his goat ass!
Considering Mr Fish just stated he reads these comments by mentioning someone else’s comment off the photo; please have my babies fish. I have large breasts.
damn shes got that big jew nose like shia labeouf
young Nick Cage!
Spot on! That’s what I was thinking!
Karla, find a life
Says the douche who specifically left this comment for me to read & will be checking back to see if I’ve replied.
lady gag
this isn’t the first transexual who fools everybody………….
………..AND IT SURE WON’T BE THE LAST ONE.
Dude, this is gay
Hi
The alter ego is meant to explain the penis.
Jaja, está bien fea, pobrecita.
She is a delicate flower.
The world is too ugly for her.
And she makes me tap my toes.
The costume is nice, but the pipe is what made me believe it.
These photos are not from Vogue Hommes Japan, they are from Jo Calderone’s Bar Mitzvah. Today he is a man. Is that the Cotton-Eye Joe Playing???!!! OMG! Gotta go.
oh really? does every delicate flower like being stabbed in the twat with a crucifix?
Um…yeah, I thought that was common knowledge?
Cool!
Reminds me on Annie Lennox in a man’s suite.The eyebrows are very much madonna like.
Nooo! Did she ‘borrow’ her act again!?
Hmm,the timid look reminds me of Katie Holmes.
Her nose and dick kind of reminds me on John Holmes.
Reminds me of that whole Garth Brooks as Chris Gains thing…
First people think she’s a tranny, now she dresses like a dude, next step is a guest appearance on Shemale Yum :-[
Dude, this is gay.
Dude, grow up!!
I think it’s fucking awesome!!! It’s gonna make the lesbians lover her even more!! I know I do!!
Who gives a shit? I mean really… Does it really matter if she’s a guy or not? Lots of people do drag for fun.
I’d hate to have such masculine features that you can easily pass for a man. That’s why she wears such crazy outfits though, she’s not attractive enough for the entertainment industry so she distracts with crazy ass costumes.
Christ, you’re stupid
Wait… she’s an Italian guy… holding a pipe… she’s one ‘stache short of being Mario!!!
The first time I saw this GaGa herm, I knew she was a guy. This just proves my point that this is the way he/she looks normally, and the GaGa persona is the fake one.
She ugly like alin
Ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly
She bitch not like me iam boy handsom she wried
Ugly ugly ugly ugly
I hate i hate
dude hahahahaha drem
Looks like a young Nicholas Cage.
she looks like a young marilyn manson out of church
Gaga comes clean ??
i mean come on ! she looks like a man in drag as a woman shes the spokesperson for the transgender community or sommin & these are the most genuine looking pics of Gaga i’ve ever seen she’s a puney little italian boy who likes to play dress up.
Also when woman are butch lesbians and they dress like men e.g Ellen its still obvious thats its a woman in a suit isn’t it. These pics just look like a man STRAIGHT UP !!!! OUTED !
Obviously you’ve done your research into what a real transgendered female to male is all about. And clearly you can speak for the whole of the trans community by stating Gaga is their …I mean OUR spokesperson, right? Cuz you got that from… what source exactly? It INFURIATES me to read trash such as this. You need to take a BIG step back and realize your 2 cents are best spent on learning to let go of hate.
This is indeed a young marilyn manson !!!!! WOW, and frankly, gaga is hotter as a guy !!!…. As a woman…. without the costumes and freaky shit, she s just a MONSTER !!! no wonder she call her fans, little monsters, coz she/he/it
is the BIGGEST MONSTER !!! LOL
Great, now she thinks she’s Bowie. As if thinking she’s Madonna wasn’t enough
WHERE ARE HER BOOBS???
Lady Gaga? I thought these were stills from “Just one of the Guys II.”
the jaw always gives it away, not adams apples, otherwise somebody needs to check Anne Coulter pronto… Definitely the jaw. A man’s jaw is heavy, even if it’s not pronounced & squared off & always much heavier than a woman’s… Stephanie can drag it out all she wants, she’s always gonna be a girl.
she looks like a cross between Shia LaBouf and Seth Green!
She looks better this way. Kind of cute. Surreal.
She makes a hotter man than she does a woman…weird.
You stole the words from my mouth.
She’s still beautiful and super hot to me.
Seriously!
For real, WTF. .Go to the eye doctor pronto
That’s not a man, it’s a BOY. She looks like a 12 year old boy playing dressup!
WOW, this is just sad, I know she is doing this for the magazine and She thinks is shocking, but is just sad, she is so ugly she could pass for a real man,
I dont hate her music, dont like it either, I HATE her fame whoreish attitude and Gimmick ways, all those customs just to be looked at, kinda pathetic, but some of you guys are right, she is so ugly by hollywood standards her manager probably told her to dress like that to distract us by the fact that she is so ugly
this is hot ! , ill definitely tap him ! LOL.
why couldnt Gaga be a guy ! hahaha
her hair is brown again ? i like her better w/ brunette