Somehow I missed these shots yesterday of Lady GaGa posing as her alter ego Jo Calderone for Vogue Hommes Japan, so here he/she is for your edification. I honestly don’t know what these will do for anybody, but if at least one person says, “Dude, this is gay” I like to believe I made the Internet a safer place.
You’re welcome.
UPDATE: Bumping this to the top because apparently you people can’t get enough of Man-GaGa proving, once again, I will never understand the Internet. That being said, to the person who wrote “Shia LaBeouf?”, you actually made me laugh at a comment which means now I have to kill you and absorb your funny as it steams out. I spelled that out in the Legal section, right?
Photos via ONTD
WTF | June 30, 2010 at 10:41 am
Weird…that’s all I can say about “her.” “She’s” weird.
tounge punched fart box | June 30, 2010 at 5:19 pm
no the editor got it right this is gay. she is such a satanic tool of the masons that run music and culture creation it is rediculus to say least. and i have the best name on superficial if u didnt notice.
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I noticed you lack the brainpower to conquer basic spelling.
Richard Targèt | June 30, 2010 at 8:27 pm
hahahahahahaha fucking idiot speller hahahahahha shit be so ass funny hahahahahhahah I just jerked off
# | July 1, 2010 at 9:57 am
It would be funny if it wasn’t essentially true. The common human is a delusional sentient ape and nothing more.
Vito | July 1, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Speak for yourself, Cheetah.
Boogie | July 1, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Your name is gross but what is even more disturbing is that you are 100% right. Who cares if you can’t spell…..at least you’re not a sheeple! Sheeple: “BAaaaaaah But she’s just an eccentric artist…Baaaaaaahhhh! Baaaahhh!” The culture is killing us.
ManiacFive | June 30, 2010 at 10:43 am
I think its a testament to how ugly she looks as a woman that she’s actually more attractive as a man. As a woman she’s like a less drug filled version of Amy Winehouse. Ugh.
joe | July 1, 2010 at 9:33 am
He cannot spell. Yet you are dull and cannot come up with an original thought.
mike | June 30, 2010 at 10:48 am
Dude, this *is* gay.
Captain_Insano | June 30, 2010 at 10:48 am
She makes a more convincing man than she does a woman. Obviously.
imagen | June 30, 2010 at 10:51 am
Ditto Captain. It’s a bit concerning how well she pulls this off. My lady business is confused.
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 7:51 pm
My lady business is pleased.
Kaylo | July 1, 2010 at 1:33 pm
My lady business is open for business.
Karla. | July 1, 2010 at 6:05 pm
:D
Fati87 | June 30, 2010 at 11:02 am
This feels right. She is more believable as a man. She should stick to it and grow a penis.
kelly | June 30, 2010 at 9:58 pm
i thought she already had one?
Gando | June 30, 2010 at 11:06 am
She’d look like the 1984 Karate Kid!
Drunken Chiropractor | June 30, 2010 at 11:07 am
That nose is more acceptable on a man, but still very very large.
Anexio | June 30, 2010 at 11:15 am
Okay, thats nice.
Can we get back to Miley Tweeting her twat now?
OUT!
Vandal | June 30, 2010 at 11:16 am
Always wondered how it looked without the stage costume and makeup on. Fuckin’ manhead.
Big Divo | June 30, 2010 at 11:20 am
I’d like to see what would happen if the boy/real version of Lady Gaga tried to get into the Yankee’s clubhouse
Moobs | June 30, 2010 at 11:23 am
Being a straight woman, I’d tap that…
Nick | June 30, 2010 at 11:42 am
She is SO annoying! Freaking disgusting.
Rhialto | June 30, 2010 at 11:45 am
She’s quite a girl isn’t she?
Little Dickh | June 30, 2010 at 11:49 am
Talentless. All this worthless toilet scraping pig can concoct is nonsense. Quite juvenile.
Kat | June 30, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Almost as juvenile as calling someone a “toilet scraping pig?”
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Snap.
That One Guy | July 3, 2010 at 4:18 am
Who the hell calls them self little dick? as their header name. By the way, she has caught a lot of attention from people and most of it is positive. all you have is three people posting against you on your post. Choose your words wisely L Dick.
idreamofskiba | June 30, 2010 at 11:49 am
What Moobs said.
nikkyraney | June 30, 2010 at 11:58 am
Okay so I feel like the last person to find out about this.
♫ | June 30, 2010 at 12:06 pm
woah, call The Jersey Shore
memem | June 30, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Dude, this is gay.
Matt | June 30, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Whoa I had no idea Lady Gaga was actually Shia Labeouf this whole time! Who knew!?!? I loved her in Transformers!
kpatra | June 30, 2010 at 12:37 pm
hot.
barroom hero | June 30, 2010 at 1:17 pm
What the F U C K ?
Peter | June 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Wow! It took me awhile to come to the conclusion that the LG people are always raving on about actually stands for: LESBIAN GUY. This devil’s advocate is sadly a reincarnated Madonna wanna-be all-in-one. Sadly, the role of bitch has been taken before by MAD DONNA but I suppose there’s still (lots) of room for one more He/She/It/Bitch. Be aware, ye devoted worshipers, Satan exists and He/She/It comes in many forms, faces and personalities like LG. Live it up; life these days seems to be one sad/sadistic gay place!
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 7:49 pm
What the fuck are you rambling about?
Peter | June 30, 2010 at 9:33 pm
What’s the matter, Karla, you can’t comprehend English too well? Maybe you should go back to school rather than filling your pea brain with so much GaGa CaCa. You blundering idiot!
beej | July 1, 2010 at 12:02 am
Mad Donna? Lesbian Guy?
One word for you, sir. (ma’am, thing)
FAIL.
joe | July 1, 2010 at 9:39 am
Piss off troll.
Peter | July 1, 2010 at 11:07 am
Beej — Who the hell came up with that intelligent name for you? I bet it took you two seconds to spell — what BEE incorrectly? And what are you raving on about (ma’am). Is that a new word you’ve invented?
Boogie | July 1, 2010 at 12:37 pm
THIS is what he is talking about
http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676
and this
http://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/2009/04/mad-hatter-lady-gaga-shows-off-her.html
Educate yourself!
Kaylo | July 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm
She’s talking about how you ramble like an obsessive, delusional person, loose associations, childish wordplay and all.
Mike | July 1, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Mr. Gaga
sasja | July 1, 2010 at 5:45 am
karla said it the best. seriously what in the fuck are you talking about?
joe | July 1, 2010 at 9:40 am
no, the two or ya piss off.
Peter | July 1, 2010 at 11:13 am
Wow, we have a lot of what seems to be illiterate people here. I suppose with a name like that you left Europe just a few hours ago and now think you are the ruler of this blog.
Peter | July 1, 2010 at 11:18 am
Sasja, so, European… So perfect… So…. fill in the blanks…
beej | July 1, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Stop calling everyone illiterate and stop assuming that no one comprehends english, you twat. It’s your rambling that makes no sense. Gaga Caca? Honestly? Are you 5 years old?
My nicknames beej, so what? You seem to have a problem with ‘different’ names. I’ve noticed you mentioned something about Sasja too. Are you feeling a little insecure because you have such a generic shitty name, Peter?
And for your information.. Madam, Madame, ma’am, or Mme is a title for a woman.
Mike Nike | June 30, 2010 at 1:31 pm
People can say what they want, but this chick has some serious fucking head problems and I would recommend psychiatry stat.
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Who doesn’t have issues?
joe | July 1, 2010 at 9:43 am
It’s apparent you’ve got deep, rather complex ones.
Karla. | July 1, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Sure, everyone does. If they say they don’t, they are fucking lying.
thebitchisback | June 30, 2010 at 9:53 pm
I second that, serious fucking issues
Peter | July 1, 2010 at 10:58 am
You said it Joe — the woman, whatever the hell she is has problems.
Mike Walker | June 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
She coulda played Dylan in “I’m Not There”.
Rough&Roses | June 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
You must reveal your source Fish. How did you land the Pre-schnozzola filing of David Schwimmer…
Reiz Leben | June 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Dude, this is horrifying
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Is your penis confused?
joe | July 1, 2010 at 9:44 am
Not at all is your earhole wet?
Karla. | July 1, 2010 at 5:59 pm
That isn’t even clever.
Trick Cabbage | June 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Looks like a young Barry Manilow… GAK!
Vito | July 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Naaahhhh…the nose is too small!
dude | June 30, 2010 at 4:04 pm
it’s a young pete townsend, minus the union jack duds
posterchild | June 30, 2010 at 4:40 pm
i don’t like mr gaga
posterchildforspiritualpollution.blogspot.com
bi-gurl | June 30, 2010 at 4:51 pm
GaGa rock as a male or female!!!
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Hear, hear! Love your name :P
joe | July 1, 2010 at 9:48 am
I see, your confused, and a hater. Pick a team baby, you’ll be happier.
Kaylo | July 1, 2010 at 1:36 pm
She can be on my team
Karla | July 1, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Joe, I don’t need to “pick a team”. Why pigeonhole myself? I love boys and girls!
Sexy Chika | June 30, 2010 at 5:11 pm
No this cannot be her!!! How do I know? b/c I am actually turned on by this man. :’(
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 7:46 pm
This isn’t a bad thing :)
Big B | June 30, 2010 at 5:24 pm
as ugly as she is as a woman, she is twice as bad as a man. She should have an alter ego as Joe Camel because thats who she looks like.
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 5:36 pm
As a woman, slutty but sexy. As a man, debonair and sexy as hell. I love this.
Fati87 | June 30, 2010 at 7:04 pm
You must like gay men if you think this is sexy as hell.
Karla | June 30, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Sure, some gay men are sexy. I love gender-bending because it’s daring and shows a willingness to step outside predetermined gender roles.
That’s hot as fuck.
Bert | July 1, 2010 at 8:55 am
Yeah this cocaine addict dressed up as a gay is hot as fuck. At least her nose looks more in proportion now. Big nose, big dick.
Vito | July 1, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Omigod…after reading this stuff I’ve come to realize that now I want to fuck Karla. Bet she has huge milk duds.
Karla | July 1, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I do indeed!
Evil | June 30, 2010 at 5:43 pm
That’s the best she’s looked.
aelange | June 30, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Who does she think she is? Prince?
MIKE | June 30, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Do all the bloggers post the same stupid stuff at the same time or what
Daisy | July 1, 2010 at 5:35 am
Yeah, its a crazy concept, but when something new happens, it happens at the same time for everyone!
FrankNfrtr | June 30, 2010 at 8:21 pm
No sir, I don’t like it.
MIKE | June 30, 2010 at 8:33 pm
He said He said who said everybody having slow blog day so lets make up some stupid rumor Did GaGa say thats her who said that’s her he said that he said who said
winehouse | June 30, 2010 at 10:45 pm
OMG. She looks like Amy. She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named [Rich ki ss.c om] but it has not been confirmed by her yet.
Jeff | June 30, 2010 at 11:24 pm
I want to fuck Shia Labeouf in his goat ass!
rockrocky77 | June 30, 2010 at 11:38 pm
young Nick Cage!
Fat Cats Galore | July 1, 2010 at 11:47 am
Spot on! That’s what I was thinking!
Richard McBeef, PhD | June 30, 2010 at 11:43 pm
Karla, find a life
Karla | July 1, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Says the douche who specifically left this comment for me to read & will be checking back to see if I’ve replied.
asshole | July 1, 2010 at 12:19 am
lady gag
captain america | July 1, 2010 at 12:32 am
this isn’t the first transexual who fools everybody………….
………..AND IT SURE WON’T BE THE LAST ONE.
Emily Jackson | July 1, 2010 at 12:49 am
Hi
Army | July 1, 2010 at 1:51 am
She is a delicate flower.
The world is too ugly for her.
And she makes me tap my toes.
I AM AN FBI AGENT! | July 1, 2010 at 3:23 am
oh really? does every delicate flower like being stabbed in the twat with a crucifix?
Matrim | July 1, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Um…yeah, I thought that was common knowledge?
andrea2030 | July 1, 2010 at 3:34 am
Cool!
Galtacticus | July 1, 2010 at 3:36 am
Reminds me on Annie Lennox in a man’s suite.The eyebrows are very much madonna like.
bimbamboing | July 1, 2010 at 3:47 am
Nooo! Did she ‘borrow’ her act again!?
Darth | July 1, 2010 at 4:01 am
Hmm,the timid look reminds me of Katie Holmes.
jizm | July 1, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Her nose and dick kind of reminds me on John Holmes.