While performing in New Zealand yesterday, Lady GaGa was struck in the head with a pole by one of her dancers who I’m just going to assume is Catholic and/or in possession of a modicum of taste. GaGa still managed to finish the show despite having a concussion but reportedly was overheard in her dressing room saying, “Next show, I’m just flashing my tits at the Middle East. I had a plan, it worked, I don’t know why I tried to change it. Gimme that cone bra.”
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I’m so hard right now a cat couldn’t scratch it.
I’m on my way! Stay right where you are!
Ouch
…have to giver her props for not missing a beat, even though she annoys the hell out of me
She didn’t miss a beat because she was lip synching.
It’s obviously live.
She has playback, but she was obviously singing there. She did cut “Judas” short and missed the next word.
Hey, hey! She never lip-syncs!
She is singing live, that is totally obvious. She misses a word or two after she gets hit, and then continues singing. Even if you don’t like her music, she is clearly a hard worker and sings live.
Damn you, work firewall. If there’s one thing that could brighten my day, this would be it.
Obviously the parietal branch of her superficial temporal artery was split by the impact. It had to be arterial, because the blood is just shooting out of there.
Oooh! That visual’s going in my spank bank!
The good news is she’ll start dressing as Massive Headwound Harry.
Haha! This is awesome. She has worn a steak on her head, ya know.
Nope. No lip-synching going on there. None. At. All.
Well, I just hope he keeps this part in the show, because if I’m going to pay to go see this woman again, I wanna see real blood this time.
You called Lady GaGa “he” and “woman.” I don’t know if I should ask you to make up your mind, or credit you for judiciously giving out one of each.
Fucking typo. Sonofabitch! Yeah, no I’m not that clever and I don’t buy into that she has a penis bullshit.
The show must go on! I wonder if Katy Perry or Rhianna could take a shot like that and keep on going.
What about the Biebs?
Clearly, Rhianna knows how to take a shot… or at least bob and weave.
Point taken. Poor choice on my part.
Good thing she was wearing that helmet. Or, put another way, WTF was she wearing on her head?
A helmet of hair
I WANNA SEE IT AGAIN! I WANNA SEE IT AGAIN! YAY!
Thought she already had one …
Love it when she takes a spill due to the ridiculous shoes or other clothes she wears, and getting beaned in the melon by a stage prop is pretty good too. Still, if it had happened to Madonna, I’d have to be hospitalized from laughing too hard.
She’s used to taking big poles upside her head.
Nobody wants to put their poles any place else.
Now we’re even, she’s been giving me a headache for years now.
Dale Bozzio is laughing …..
I am so sick and tired of all these posers saying they have concussions. I mean an idiot 18 year old canuck walks into glass and he has a concussion. A no talent rip off artist has a pipe dropped on her head and goes on to sing 16 more songs and she has a concussion. I guess the medical definition for “concussion” got expanded to “stupid people doing stupid things.”
never has a metal pole contributed more to the world of art, but I am left asking: can it do no more??
The only thing that would have made that little snippet better is if she was decapitated by the pole. C’est La Vie.
“Who Wants To See Lady GaGa Get A Concussion?”
Oh me! Me! Pick me!