Lady GaGa Wants A Harvard Man With A Giant Penis

“I’m talking this size, and his dad manages a hedge fund.”

In a recent interview with The Sun, Lady GaGa reveals exactly what she’s looking for her in a man:

“It ranges from a really big d-ck to a degree at Harvard.”

Which sounds reasonable until you realize her boyfriend Taylor Kinney is from goddamn Amish country and went to college at West Virginia University. So either he has a gigantic penis, or he does an incredible impression of a Harvard man. “Excuse me, my dear GaGa, I do believe it’s time to shovel the poor off the veranda. Hold my penis, so I won’t trip it over, won’t you? That’s a good lass. Ah, yes, this is just like rowing crew. Did you know we say ‘rowing crew’ at Harvard? Because we do in between inventing Facebook. True story.”

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