“I’m talking this size, and his dad manages a hedge fund.”
In a recent interview with The Sun, Lady GaGa reveals exactly what she’s looking for her in a man:
“It ranges from a really big d-ck to a degree at Harvard.”
Which sounds reasonable until you realize her boyfriend Taylor Kinney is from goddamn Amish country and went to college at West Virginia University. So either he has a gigantic penis, or he does an incredible impression of a Harvard man. “Excuse me, my dear GaGa, I do believe it’s time to shovel the poor off the veranda. Hold my penis, so I won’t trip it over, won’t you? That’s a good lass. Ah, yes, this is just like rowing crew. Did you know we say ‘rowing crew’ at Harvard? Because we do in between inventing Facebook. True story.”
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Didn’t Madonna say the big dick thing like 25 years ago? Way to be current and shocking…
madonna said it better too. and did it better.
but didn’t every girl say the big dick thing, like yesterday? and the day before, day before that….
Every straight woman thinks bigger is better as long as it’s not too big and the guy knows how to work it.
Yaaaay! Giant dicks!!
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MJB, or the guy can just lie there and let the girl work it. That’s always nice.
Yes, she did. The more time passes the more evident it becomes that Lady Gaga’s has no real creativity or talent. The only creativity comes from the people that design her elaborate costumes.
@kimmykimkim: You’re right. Woman on Top is a better position but I still don’t want the guy to lay there like a log.
I think ALL women have said something about the big dick thing before. This has nothing to do with old madge.
There are no penises that are too small, only vaginas that are too big. – Plato
“Only man with tiny penis think all vagina too big.”—-Confucius
Man who wants to please only women can’t please himself. – Socrates
who does’t want a big penis?
I want a big penis. To suck on.
…and have it cum on my face.
Big penis, sure. I’ll pass on the Harvard. Harvard education doesn’t mean anything.
I didn’t go to Harvard but I did go to an Ivy League school and you know what? You are right.
You don’t value top tier education yet still went to a prestigious school. You’re like rich people pretending money isn’t important. A hypocrite.
“I didn’t go to Harvard but I did go to an [unnamed] Ivy League school” = “I went to Brown (or Penn)”
I am not a hypocrite at all. What I am simply saying is that a) not everyone that gets into those institutions is particularly clever, there is plenty of nepotism, b) even people that get into those schools based on academic merit have other shortcomings that make them less than admirable (think Wall Street) and c) plenty of people who go to ‘lesser’ institutions accomplish a great deal.
I’m reminded of a quote by Mae West,”My idea of the perfect man is someone with a high IQ who will make love to you for hours and then turn into a pizza at 4AM.”
I guess Mae West forgot to add that he should have at least 7 inches.
How about 2.3 inches and we have sex three times?
@Frank Burns: That’s still a sh*tty deal. I hate getting the short end of the di…—I mean—stick.
Isn’t girth supposed to be more important.
Hahaha! MJB @ Frank!
Um, Frank, there is no rounding in cock size! You’d still be a tenth of an inch short. Or you guys are going to have to have sex 3.0434782 times.
I’m not sure there is a woman alive that I haven’t banged 0.0434782 times.
@kimmykim I was hoping to slip that by, so to speak. Okay, I’ll increase it to 4 times @ 2.3 inches, but no cuddling afterwards!
Offer a woman two men, one with a big stick and small bank account the other just the opposite. Then you’ll see what size is really important to them. Hint, it’s not the stick.
Offer a gay dude the same deal and he’ll demand both.
I think if they have a degree from Harvard, they’ll be smart enough not to go near GaGa
Guess “she” is a fan of sword fights.
Why would a Harvard graduate want anything to do with her unless he works on Wall Street stealing money and ran out of potential clients.
I Googled “Taylor Kinney” and he is super hot. Wow. Good job Gaga.
He must be in it for the money because let’s face it GaGa is ugly as f@ck. Even after all the plastic surgeries.
I always thought that dude was gay, oh…
@Venom. He is gay. This confirms it.
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Here’s another one, going through all the bar tenders in the states, while dreaming about marrying some British loser.
“what she’s **looking for her*** in a man.”
Just drop “her” out of the above sentence & you’re good to go, knowhatumsayin?
You make great lines man! ANd I’m glad you do them quick. Just maybe give it a going over sometimes?
GaGa is 5.1. What the hell would she do with a large d&ck? Climb it?
You need to look up big black dude fucking tiny blonde. That’s what she’d do with it.
I’ll look it up… but only for educational purposes. Yeah, educational purposes. That’s what I’m going with.
I want to imagine you as a tiny blonde, kimmy, but now I can’t get that big black dude fucking you out of the picture.
All I need is a scientist. Dick size not relevant. I have a new obsession.
This is what chicks that are already rich want. Otherwise it’s a man with money that’s too stupid to know or too apathetic to care that she’s banging the unemployed black guy she met at the convenience store on the side.
Why doesnt she just reach between her legs if she wants some dick.
I’m +1-ing this one.
Bleh bleh belh it’s only funny when you make fun of celebrities that deserve it.
Sounds about right. Harvard men are used to squeezing their coxswain into a hard soulless scull.
That whole women wanting a big penis thing is bullshit or at best partially true.
Here is the hierarchy of what women really want and surprisingly money or a big penis is not number one.
1. A funny guy with personality that they can actually talk to. Money and penis size don’t mean shit if you have nothing to talk about and you can’t stand each other.
2. A funny guy with a little money and is not cheap. I have a buddy who is stinking rich, like $25 million house in Palm Beach rich and has a Ferrari and can’t get a woman to save his life. He asks me all the time what I think the problem is and mainly he is cheap, won’t spend money on women and he has the personality of a dead fish which does not help.
3. Power. Women love men with power, whether it be a CEO, rapper/movie star or the biggest drug dealer in town. Go to your local bar or club and look at who the women are around, it is the guy that looks like he owns the place, buying everyone drinks etc etc.
4. For the women that like drugs, drug dealers are king. If you can get them what they crave, it does not matter how fat, hideous and disgusting you are, you can get some top notch women.
5. Time. Women like a man that pays attention to them and spends and makes time for them. Believe me if you are ignoring your girl and not spending time with her, she will find someone who will.
6. For women that like intelligent men, there is no substitute.
7. The women who are obsessed with the whole big penis thing.
8. Women who like bums for whatever reason that is.
From the upcoming self-help book “Things To Tell Yourself To Distract You From Your Small Penis”, by Mr. V. “Vienna Sausage” Venom.
Not small at all buddy, think what you want to, but it is the truth.
Clearly you are really insecure as you are trying to insinuate on the Internet that you have a big penis because you know it fucking matters on here. What do you think the chicks on here are going to e-fuck you now? lol
Quite frankly the whole penis size nonsense is irrelevant anyway, because I know very few guys that can’t find a chick to fuck them. Even the most pimply faced video game nerd can find some other pimply faced video game nerd chick to fuck them so big whoop.
You can go back to jacking off your large Internet penis now Mr. Burns.
just for that, I’m now not going to buy the book
+1 Venom
Though, I think merely from how things work there is probably some threshold that is not satisfying. That being said, I think most women have sex to snag a guy to marry them and then just once in awhile to keep them interested.
You could of summed all of that up in one little sentence.
1) Women are gold digging whores, that want all of the rights but none of the responsibilities.
@Venom: An e-fuck? Is that like an e-check or e-book? ‘Cause I get those all the time. :p
Post modernist scissors. I’m impressed.
for christ’s sake, you don’t “row crew”. you row.
Oh, it’s a pair of giant pinking shears. I thought she tore off a unicorn’s head. You know, to drink its blood.
“There can be only one! Looking at you, Nicki Minaj.”
even if you had a big penis, would it matter? I mean you’d be sticking it in Gaga-gina. that’s enough to make John Holmes’ penis shrink to infant size. can you say “thimble?”
Who needs other dicks when you have one yourself, eh Gaga?
gaga having a dick is so played out people. If that is the worst you can come up with, you should seriously go back to playing your World Of Warcraft. Haters are her motivators. and btw-little dicks suck and it doesn’t matter what kind of power you have, you do not have the power to please a woman fully. Deal. You may get a romp, but not for life. And if some woman marries you, you will be making it up to her for the rest of your life.
spoken like a truly fat chick whose ass is so big that she needs a 10″ cock just to inseminate her. Would you think less of a male singer who said “I like women with massive titties!”?
Really, this whole “I like big dicks” banter is played out. Know why? The avg. size is something like 5 – 5 1/2 inches, and that ain’t massive and yet we are all still here and have been for 10′s of 1000′s of years! Know what that means? It means guys are fucking like crazy and girls are liking it!!!
Sounds like she’s secretly in love with Lexington Steele (granted it wasn’t Harvard, but he did make a lot of money on wall street before going to to other things…)
Don’t we all.