While apparently taking senior citizen porn to long-overdue heights – Merry Christmas, Grampa! – Lady GaGa was groped by a female fan in Paris yesterday and pay attention to how she reacts: Not with a look to the bouncer, a complaint to HR or yells of “Hey, we’re cousins!” Lady GaGa simply hugs the rogue yam-thief and goes about her business. It’s practically Christ-like, and I think we can all learn something a little here today. Except by all I mean women because you’re holding all the boobs and I refuse to negotiate. Trips to the mall and “really listening.” HA! Do your worst.
EDIT: Almost forgot a pic.