Lady GaGa Fell Off a Piano

The Internet was built for exactly two things: Porn and watching people almost die from hilarious injuries. Somehow, this video of Lady GaGa falling onstage in Houston qualifies as both. Here she is proving the numbing qualities of cocaine by surviving a ridiculous tumble that sent her careening off then under a piano while singing the entire time. Although she did miss a beat, so I’m going to have to dock her points despite the Grim Reaper standing backstage going, “Here she comes, here she comes, here she comes- ah, you’re fuckin’ kidding me.”

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