Remember How Everyone Kept Saying Lady GaGa Is Really Marilyn Manson? Yeah…

August 13th, 2013 // 36 Comments

In case her ass wasn’t enough of a hint, Lady Gaga has a new single to promote, here she is walking around New York yesterday with makeup smeared all over her face because I guarantee these are her mornings now:

“Miss GaGa, wake up, you’ve got an album to promote.”
“Oh shit! Think, think.” *takes off pants, runs out door*

“Miss GaGa, wake up, you’ve got an album to promote.”
“Oh shit! Think, think.” *smears lipstick all over face, runs out door*

“Ms. GaGa, wake up, you’ve got an album to promote.”
“Oh shit! Think, think.” *staples aborted fetus to chest, runs out door*

(Where would she get an aborted fetus from? The Illuminati. Duh.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. She has never looked better.

    • Randal

      Lady Gaga’s creativity knows no bounds, as see here in this dashing, Joker-like style of craziness! Mixed in with her musical talent, this woman has smashed barriers that Madonna could only have hoped to have crashed.

      Randal

  2. alex

    I think this is actually an interesting look for her. She’s all about wearing art or “being art” and this fits. She’s no blank canvas…

  3. Lady Gaga Strange Face Makeup
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    Heath Ledger must have done some fucked up shit to deserve this reincarnation.

  4. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    So is everyone finally tired of her “conceptual performance art” bullshit yet?

  5. emma watson's vagina

    Sorry to tell you this Lady Gaga. but Rose McGowan is engaged.

  6. Urbanspaceman

    Killer Klowns From Outer Space was a documentary.

  7. Beltliner

    “Women won’t like being shot in the face, dad.”

    “Women will like what I tell them to like!”

  8. Skittles and Ambien just don’t mix.

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    Cock Dr
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    I saw a headline recently that her stylist quit…from exhaustion.

  10. Lady Gaga Strange Face Makeup
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    She looks like she’s auditioning to be the next Joker.

  11. Lady Gaga Strange Face Makeup
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    “Wanna know how I got these scars?”

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    Frank Burns
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    Oh how cute, she got a bukkake after a gangbang with the Teletubbies.

  13. Lady Gaga Strange Face Makeup
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    “Why so serious?”

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    I always wondered what Hermione Granger and Marilyn Manson has a baby.

  15. Does this really boost her album sales? Wow so edgy!
    “As far as I can make out, edgy occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy — not to mention the spending money — out of the “youth culture.” So they come up with this fake concept of seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.”

  16. That’s what happens when you try to snort all of your Koolaid packets.

  17. PtC

    She just released her new single. This is the cover art. So, yeah.
    http://i.imgur.com/APlmFtv.jpg

  18. Turd Ferguson

    It’s her J-J-J-J-Joker Face…J-J-J-Joker Face.

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    She’s set the freakiness bar pretty high this time. But we said that last time also.

  20. anonym

    she’s trying too hard

  21. So, she either walks around naked with no makeup on, or she´s fully dressed and sporting the “tie & dye” look on her face?
    I don´t know weather she´s trying way to hard to be edgy, or she´s just batshit crazy.

  22. Jenn

    So she’s been at the Cheetos again.

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    That girl
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    I think we found Heath Ledger replacement in the next Batman

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    Bob Smalley
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    Now that’s a gal ya wanna take home to the family.

  25. Napoleon Bonaparte

    Bowie wore it better.

  26. Lady Gaga Strange Face Makeup
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    Geez, she was cute and fun at the beginning of her career. Now… she’s a mess.

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    Scared
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    What a ugly cow, how can she have the nerve to call herself a “Lady”, she is a joke.

  28. Canada Guy

    This week she is the Joker, next week maybe Miley Cyrus. She doesn’t have an original idea in her Rainbow Bright head.

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    She just used Homer’s makeup shotgun.

  30. Lady Gaga Strange Face Makeup
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    Scrolling down and seeing this, my first thought was “WHY THE HELL IS FISHING POSTING WEIRD LITTLE BOYS” until I read the headline.

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