Remember How Everyone Kept Saying Lady GaGa Is Really Marilyn Manson? Yeah…

The Superficial / August 13, 2013

In case her ass wasn’t enough of a hint, Lady Gaga has a new single to promote, here she is walking around New York yesterday with makeup smeared all over her face because I guarantee these are her mornings now:

“Miss GaGa, wake up, you’ve got an album to promote.”
“Oh shit! Think, think.” *takes off pants, runs out door*

“Miss GaGa, wake up, you’ve got an album to promote.”
“Oh shit! Think, think.” *smears lipstick all over face, runs out door*

“Ms. GaGa, wake up, you’ve got an album to promote.”
“Oh shit! Think, think.” *staples aborted fetus to chest, runs out door*

(Where would she get an aborted fetus from? The Illuminati. Duh.)

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