Half-normal for Lady Gaga that is. Anyone else looked like this, your family would stage an Intervention and demand to know where you’re hiding the heroin.
Lady GaGa fans – a.k.a. “Little Monsters” because she rips off Fred Savage too – stood outside Chateau Marmont yesterday and apparently sang to her while she got ready to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Moved by their worship, her heart grew three times in size and she fed them all McDonald’s. Go ahead and read that again: McDonald’s. Maybe it’s because Lady GaGa is so avant garde and the one true, living, breathing theater, but I seriously can’t wrap my head around her doing something so mundanely commercial as springing for a fast food run. Did her assistants hear her right? Because I’m pretty sure she said, serve them a solitary sprig of okra with a bindi on it, but it was muffled by the steampunk fishbowl she calls a sleeping mask. That’s probably it.
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That’s getting closer to what I might jerk off to
WOW….really? I’ve seen better pigmy’s in National Geographic!
I think you bought the photos for Christina Aguilera by accident buddy.
Man she is looking even worse than usual.
Thought it was Christina too.
For a minute I thought it was Dale Bozzio
At least she’s not making that damn ‘monster claw’ gesture. If she did that again, I think I’d have to go to New York and break her fingers.
… Eyebrows?
“You’re family”?
WE’RE family. I got all my sisters with me.
McDonalds now sells Herpes Meals?
Um, Fish, which half?
yeah..she’s actually looking pretty good.. :D
I knew it was not possible to “love” each and every fan…
David Coverdale, what are you doing here?
that’s all i wanted to see. from this angle i’d smoosh it
@ dude
Hey, you do know there is a penis that is tucked in between those ass cheeks. I would pass on that.
Fat chick with makeup
Twat with a tiny dick
I salute pop stars that get their tits out.
Goldie Hawn’s boobs called…
Yep! there is it America….. the greatest role model for your 12 year old daughter…. wouldn’t you feel SO proud to have YOUR daughter go out in public dressed just like this freak!
I looked at her and started wondering, she looks better than usual in this outfit, then I thought how much longer can she pull off wearing those weird outfits? Can you imagine her wearing the carzy clothes at 50 something a la Madonna?
She looks normal for a tranny trying to scratch his balls.
Hahaha! Little Monsters was awesome (at least when I was 8). Forgot all about that. Steampunk fishbowl: That’s fucking hilarious and spot on. Hahahaha!
..the hell? Did she buy the kids Hotcakes, then staple a couple to her chest?
Her whole “outrageus wardrobe” shtick would be 3000% more awesome if she were actually hot.
+1
How does she get her boobs to look like that without a bra?
How does she get her boobs to look like two undercooked flapjacks smashed against her torso without a bra? The answer is in the question.
I’m suddenly in the mood for IHOP.. brb..
I think she’s hot. Nothing wrong with her boobs. I wanna plow my dong into her turd factory
I’m suddenly in the mood for IHOP.. brb..
Underneath her avante garde exterior, Gaga is a corporate shill and a bargain hound. She’s making millions off of product tie-ins and recently said “I love Walmart” in an interview. I guess she’s gotta find some way to pay for wearing a new outfit every day.
*your
There is something wrong with this broad.
She is as repulsive and vile as MacDonalds. Makes total sense that akthough she tries pitifully hard to stand out in a crowd, she is as stupid and unoriginal as her fans,
Trying to look like christina aguleira, and even failing miserably at that.
well, to be honest her t*ts look like flabby steaks but the rest of the look is perfect compared to the old GA GA HAhahahahahahahahaha!!
from Manson to old Aguilera/Spears.
I often wonder if she goes to this much trouble for normal everyday shit what must it be like to have sex with this woman?
Woah! When I decided her act was a derivative sham, I didn’t know there would be cheeseburgers in the deal. I’m back in.
Saggy boobs are the hottest accessory this season.
she doesnt have eye brows.
Meat dress, McDonald’s burgers. it doesn’t take a genius to connect the dots.
meanwhile, daniel craig’s half brother curses his luck. none of the looks, none of the height and stuck guarding this bitch.
Why will no one tell this girl that she is CORNY AS HE**??? I’m starting to feel sorry for her because she TRULY thinks this CRAP is “cutting edge” and “fresh”. OMG I almost couldn’t type that last sentence I was laughing so hard. Is there ANYONE left she hasn’t copied and thought we didn’t notice?
i thought it was aguilera for a moment
Put a bag on her head and I might hit it.
Looking at that right eye, I’d say Perter Falk reincarnated.
Christina Aguilera looks freakishly like Lady Gaga here
xtina wants her look back! asap
She looks 40. Which means that when she’ll be 40, she’ll look 65.
There’s no hiding that horse face. No wonder she always covering it up with some kind of ludicrous head gear. Now she’s copying someone her little morons claim has been copying her.
“Guess what, I have an alergy. And the only prescription is MORE BLEACH!”
Lookin’ good, Xtina.
Lady GAGA You should come to the NATI!! Riverbend music center sooooon!
I love this woman and her theatrical behavior. She’s a great vocalist, musician, and performer – whether you like the content of her material or not.
McDonald’s really, does she hate her fans now? Or are there only 3 left in the world and they are all 10 years old.
jumped the shark… week.