Lady GaGa Bought Her Fan McDonalds, Actually Looked Half-Normal

July 29th, 2011 // 58 Comments

Half-normal for Lady Gaga that is. Anyone else looked like this, your family would stage an Intervention and demand to know where you’re hiding the heroin.

Lady GaGa fans – a.k.a. “Little Monsters” because she rips off Fred Savage too – stood outside Chateau Marmont yesterday and apparently sang to her while she got ready to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Moved by their worship, her heart grew three times in size and she fed them all McDonald’s. Go ahead and read that again: McDonald’s. Maybe it’s because Lady GaGa is so avant garde and the one true, living, breathing theater, but I seriously can’t wrap my head around her doing something so mundanely commercial as springing for a fast food run. Did her assistants hear her right? Because I’m pretty sure she said, serve them a solitary sprig of okra with a bindi on it, but it was muffled by the steampunk fishbowl she calls a sleeping mask. That’s probably it.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s getting closer to what I might jerk off to

  2. Venom

    I think you bought the photos for Christina Aguilera by accident buddy.
    Man she is looking even worse than usual.

  3. See Alice

    For a minute I thought it was Dale Bozzio

  4. cc

    At least she’s not making that damn ‘monster claw’ gesture. If she did that again, I think I’d have to go to New York and break her fingers.

  5. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    … Eyebrows?

  6. catapostrophe

    “You’re family”?

    WE’RE family. I got all my sisters with me.

  7. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    McDonalds now sells Herpes Meals?

  8. Minky Wail

    Um, Fish, which half?

  9. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    well
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah..she’s actually looking pretty good.. :D

  10. rough

    I knew it was not possible to “love” each and every fan…

  11. AMERICA

    David Coverdale, what are you doing here?

  12. Lady Gaga Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s all i wanted to see. from this angle i’d smoosh it

  13. Owen Dupree

    Fat chick with makeup

  14. Cock Dr

    I salute pop stars that get their tits out.

  15. MILF

    Goldie Hawn’s boobs called…

  16. Lady Gaga Butt
    bassackward
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep! there is it America….. the greatest role model for your 12 year old daughter…. wouldn’t you feel SO proud to have YOUR daughter go out in public dressed just like this freak!

  17. Vivian

    I looked at her and started wondering, she looks better than usual in this outfit, then I thought how much longer can she pull off wearing those weird outfits? Can you imagine her wearing the carzy clothes at 50 something a la Madonna?

  18. She looks normal for a tranny trying to scratch his balls.

  19. kimmykimkim

    Hahaha! Little Monsters was awesome (at least when I was 8). Forgot all about that. Steampunk fishbowl: That’s fucking hilarious and spot on. Hahahaha!

  20. Beltliner

    ..the hell? Did she buy the kids Hotcakes, then staple a couple to her chest?

  21. JC

    Her whole “outrageus wardrobe” shtick would be 3000% more awesome if she were actually hot.

  22. z

    How does she get her boobs to look like that without a bra?

    • catapostrophe

      How does she get her boobs to look like two undercooked flapjacks smashed against her torso without a bra? The answer is in the question.

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    Dina
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m suddenly in the mood for IHOP.. brb..

    • Urban vanden Penis

      I think she’s hot. Nothing wrong with her boobs. I wanna plow my dong into her turd factory

  24. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Dina
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m suddenly in the mood for IHOP.. brb..

    • RS

      Underneath her avante garde exterior, Gaga is a corporate shill and a bargain hound. She’s making millions off of product tie-ins and recently said “I love Walmart” in an interview. I guess she’s gotta find some way to pay for wearing a new outfit every day.

  25. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    GN
    Commented on this photo:

    *your

  26. welldoneson

    There is something wrong with this broad.

  27. Onlyaginger

    She is as repulsive and vile as MacDonalds. Makes total sense that akthough she tries pitifully hard to stand out in a crowd, she is as stupid and unoriginal as her fans,

  28. juaquin ingles

    Trying to look like christina aguleira, and even failing miserably at that.

  29. the one

    well, to be honest her t*ts look like flabby steaks but the rest of the look is perfect compared to the old GA GA HAhahahahahahahahaha!!

  30. from Manson to old Aguilera/Spears.

  31. I often wonder if she goes to this much trouble for normal everyday shit what must it be like to have sex with this woman?

  32. Woah! When I decided her act was a derivative sham, I didn’t know there would be cheeseburgers in the deal. I’m back in.

  33. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Saggy boobs are the hottest accessory this season.

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    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    she doesnt have eye brows.

  35. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Meat dress, McDonald’s burgers. it doesn’t take a genius to connect the dots.

  36. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    holymoly
    Commented on this photo:

    meanwhile, daniel craig’s half brother curses his luck. none of the looks, none of the height and stuck guarding this bitch.

  37. crisco

    Why will no one tell this girl that she is CORNY AS HE**??? I’m starting to feel sorry for her because she TRULY thinks this CRAP is “cutting edge” and “fresh”. OMG I almost couldn’t type that last sentence I was laughing so hard. Is there ANYONE left she hasn’t copied and thought we didn’t notice?

  38. anonym

    i thought it was aguilera for a moment

  39. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Put a bag on her head and I might hit it.

  40. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    IbePiglet
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking at that right eye, I’d say Perter Falk reincarnated.

  41. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    Christina Aguilera looks freakishly like Lady Gaga here

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    rue aloud
    Commented on this photo:

    xtina wants her look back! asap

  43. AnnaDraconida

    She looks 40. Which means that when she’ll be 40, she’ll look 65.

  44. Just Cause

    There’s no hiding that horse face. No wonder she always covering it up with some kind of ludicrous head gear. Now she’s copying someone her little morons claim has been copying her.

  45. “Guess what, I have an alergy. And the only prescription is MORE BLEACH!”

  46. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Lucifer
    Commented on this photo:

    Lookin’ good, Xtina.

  47. Lady GAGA You should come to the NATI!! Riverbend music center sooooon!

  48. Meg

    I love this woman and her theatrical behavior. She’s a great vocalist, musician, and performer – whether you like the content of her material or not.

  49. reformed_druid

    McDonald’s really, does she hate her fans now? Or are there only 3 left in the world and they are all 10 years old.

  50. Chupacabra

    jumped the shark… week.

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